Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Hey there, my future partner in crime,
How do you define as quality time?
Perhaps you ask what misdeeds I endeavor,
But rest assured, mischief doesn't mix with mass murder.

Just a little bit of spice with sweetness,
Looking for a kindred soul who understand loneliness.
Someone who appreciates the quirky side of things,
Unafraid to be spontaneous and full of high jinks.

Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
If anybody will understand my prose.
Enlighten me and show me the way,
To find me a soul mate who is here to stay.

Yours Sincerely,

Hera the insatiable curious mind. :p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Depends on what the crime is , i might be able to show you the way .:D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Haha... Crime is a very general word. Perhaps you will like to elaborate more? :p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Hmmm.... Singing and drinking , get drunk and have breakfast served in bed :confused:

or you prefer to kidnap people's mom , nowadays its the IN thing .

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Singing is good. Tick.
Drinking is devilish. Half tick.
Getting drunk and vomiting. Epic fail. Cross.
Breakfast served in bed is yummy! Tick.
Add one delicious server wearing nothing except an apron. Bonus tick.

Wahahaha...

What's the fun in kidnapping people's mum, imagine being nagged at for 24 hours... :eek:

"Xiao mei ar, why you like that... How come you kidnap people? No good you know? Blah blah.."

"Auntie got no money la, everyday must go market, whats more now old liao, need the money to pay hospital bills. And next time coffin who will buy for me? Blah blah..."

"Why you kidnap me, later the mata will catch you, and you kena jail for long long time.. Not worth it la.. Blah blah.."

Better to kidnap a handsome young man, fit and able bodied to help me do housework. Lolx!

Cheers!

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

i bet the fit and able bodied handsome young man , will be doing more than just house chores :D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

wow you very experienced hor??
so you were fit and handsome and young once upon a time ago?:p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

I still am my dear :cool:

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

ooohhh really?? wahhh *drools*:p

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Hello to the curious Hera
You have come to the right area
Before we embark on any crime
Also need to know if you are the right partner in mind.

For starters are you 'gong' or 'bu'?
If you are 'gong', then it will be boo! to you
If you are a young chio bu,
Then many people will rush to you like a bull.

Unfortunately uncle here is in a bind
No many opportunities to spend quality time
But I can try to talk cock sing song
Hope this will make you song song

When you song song ...
Remember to help me 'song'!
Lonely no more you will be
With the little time you can spend with me

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

WoW.

All the Peeps here....

Hokkien Little Bit., AngMoh No Limit.

Clap Clap for All.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Just a light note and bump of sis Hera thread....

Sis. Changi can many type of partner in crime......!!! :p:D joking good luck.

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Wah! herafeen79 sis looking! :p

many will apply! those applicants short listed, please be fit, able-bodied and humourous, and lastly, best of luck to you! :D

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Tiagong TS is chiobu wife of Zeus?
:eek:

Re: Where oh where does the partner in crime goes?
 

Oh it depends on many factors. Lolx!

That's what I also want to know... :p

Hmmmm? Ears perking up...