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splitwhale
01-06-2022, 11:23 AM
“Life is so much better when you have a Twin to share the Ride” :p:p

TOP GUN Flight Training School (FTS) Friday :p

CALLING FOR TOP GUN AVIATORS Two Flight Instructress are seeking their “Mavericks”; “Hangman”; “Rooster” to join them on their “Need for Speed”. Both instructress A & C would be accompanied by another prospective understudy watcher “Phoneix”. This Top Gun school will happen this Friday evening (3rd Jun)

Both instructress are Slim, Sexy & Sluttish. But beneath those sweat drenched suits; belies the fire and boundless sexual energy only Twins Possess. They have high standards and dedicated to the national cause :D

Instructress A “ANGEL” - 22yrs old SYT, (Flight Weapons Specialist) - Don’t be fooled by her young age and pretty looks; she will drive loops and whistles around you if you are not careful. Shy personality yet Sensitive to the touch.

Instructress B “CITRUS” - 28yrs old Brownie (Flight Tactics Specialist) - Experienced and wild. Slim and very flexible… Painfully playful and impeccable skills to leave you breathless. Be wowed by her tight turns and unexpected surprises.

Instructress C “PHOENIX” - 22yrs old SYT (Flight Intelligence Specialist) - New understudy to Top Gun School. Aggressive & calmness. She’s like a cobra to strike at your least expected angle of approaches. Primary role of Observer and Evaluator.

Want to put your skills against our Top Gun instructress?
Suit Up for this gravity defying lessons.

Qualifying Conditions for Top Gun School :cool::cool:
A) Chinese or Eurasian guys between 24 - 45 yrs old. (Their preferences)
B) Fit to Ok shape, 6 pack highly favoured!
C) Open minded, friendly, generous & respectful personalities.
D) Sharing of costs to cover luxury flight school rental, dinner, snacks and drinks
E) Healthy - No fever, coughing, runny nose; perfectly well functioning tool, no close COVID contact cases & Not serving SHN :-)


If you are longing for a good dog-fight this Friday evening and you fit the above requirements, kindly PM with ( FTS Friday ) in the following format pls
a) Valid Telegram ID only
b) name / age / height
C) type of swing experience if any (highly welcome newbies too)
D) Any recent returning travels to Singapore since 18th May 2022?
E) Agreeable to do rapid COVID-19 test prior to entry if selected…


PS:
* Double the Trouble + Double the Fun!
* Only for the serious minded to Excel!
* Incomplete application details & No Telegram ID will be ignored!
* Time wasters and Pic collectors will be shot and castrated!!

promiscus
01-06-2022, 06:27 PM
Bro, eternal fan of your raunchy descriptive skills 👍

There should be some way other bros here to enjoy an FR of your GB marathons! Any positions open for a scribe to document & report? 😋

promiscus
01-06-2022, 06:27 PM
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splitwhale
01-06-2022, 10:27 PM
Bro, eternal fan of your raunchy descriptive skills ��
There should be some way other bros here to enjoy an FR of your GB marathons! Any positions open for a scribe to document & report? ��



Bro Promiscus,

Thank you for your compliments. TOP GUN Flight Training School (FTS) is bound by Official Secrets Act 69 (OSA). All skills and lesson plans are highly confidential. Top Gun Graduates are expected to impart their newly honed skills to their fellow warrior Bros back in their bases. What happens in flight school strictly remains there.

By Order

Lead Instructress “CITRUS” :cool: :cool:
TOP GUN Flight Training School


Leave no one behind just cum;
Carry the memories and a smile forward!

promiscus
02-06-2022, 12:28 PM
Bro Promiscus,

Thank you for your compliments. TOP GUN Flight Training School (FTS) is bound by Official Secrets Act 69 (OSA). All skills and lesson plans are highly confidential. Top Gun Graduates are expected to impart their newly honed skills to their fellow warrior Bros back in their bases. What happens in flight school strictly remains there.

By Order

Lead Instructress “CITRUS” :cool: :cool:
TOP GUN Flight Training School


Leave no one behind just cum;
Carry the memories and a smile forward!


To Lead Instructress CITRUS,

Received loud and clear.
Standing erect missiles down.
Commencing orderly retreat.

- 2nd LT Promiscus (Call sign: BAZOOKA)

splitwhale
03-06-2022, 02:29 PM
UPDATES: TOP GUN (FTS) Friday :p

CALLING FOR TOP GUN AVIATORS BOTH Sexy Flight Instructress & Phoenix are have truly been warmed up and eager to go forth! One exclusive spot is open for The Special One! :D:D

Want to put your skills against our Top Gun instructress? Horny enough to pace them? Suit Up for this gravity defying lessons this evening. :p

PM with ( FTS Friday ) in the following format pls
a) Valid Telegram ID only
b) name / age / height
C) type of swing experience if any (highly welcome newbies too)
D) Any recent returning travels to Singapore since 18th May 2022?
E) Agreeable to do rapid COVID-19 test prior to entry if selected…


PS:
* Only for the serious minded to Excel!
* Incomplete application details & No Telegram ID will be ignored!
* Time wasters and Pic collectors will be shot and castrated!!

splitwhale
03-06-2022, 07:06 PM
FINAL UPDATES: TOP GUN (FTS) Friday :p

*We shall have another new Instructress “Merlin” coming by to be observer and evaluator for this FTS. She was tops in aerial dog fight competition. *

FINAL CALL FOR TOP GUN AVIATORS BOTH Sexy Flight Instructress & Phoenix are have truly been warmed up and eager to go forth! One exclusive spot is open for The Special One! :D:D

Want to put your skills against our Top Gun instructress? Horny enough to pace them? Suit Up for this gravity defying lessons this evening. :p

PM with ( FTS Friday ) in the following format pls
a) Valid Telegram ID only
b) name / age / height
C) type of swing experience if any (highly welcome newbies too)
D) Any recent returning travels to Singapore since 18th May 2022?
E) Agreeable to do rapid COVID-19 test prior to entry if selected…


PS:
* Only for the serious minded to Excel!
* Incomplete application details & No Telegram ID will be ignored!
* Time wasters and Pic collectors will be shot and castrated!!

splitwhale
04-06-2022, 12:20 PM
CONCLUSION: TOP GUN (FTS) Friday :p

Registration for TOPGUN FTS is Closed.

Kudos for the aviators in arriving sharply on time. Both CITRUS and ANGEL wasted little time to dive into the flight briefings and ice breaking with each individuals….

Everyone was awed by the superior techniques of ANGEL. Despite being outnumbered at the onset; she was able to execute 6G turns to escape and surprise each aviator. The very best was left to CITRUS; the life wire of the evening… she cajole and teased every dog fight with the ease of all the joy sticks at her disposal…. Moving between the two classrooms; both instructress switched and swash to surprise every aviator when they least expect.

By the end of the evening; every aviator was spent and stripped of all their ammo. Each marvel at how the evening unfolded with new found respect towards the instructress. Over the fine wine and refreshments; the aviators swap stories and reviews of their performances around.

TOP GUN FTS - Truly the Only Greatest Way To FLY!
Both ways;Smiling Always!


PS: For those that missed this great evening; PM with your details for next class. Should there be strong demand; the instructress will gather Once more next Friday (10th Jun) Only for those wanting to Excel!!

splitwhale
09-06-2022, 09:49 AM
“Twin-Kle Twin-Kle Little Stars; I wonder how both are?” :p:p

TOP GUN Flight Training School 2 (FTS2) Friday :p

FTS 2 is back by popular demand with improved syllabus :cool:

CALLING FOR TOP GUN AVIATORS Two Flight Instructress & Two Evaluators are seeking their “Mavericks”; “Hangman”; “Rooster”;”Payback”; “FanBoy”; “IceMan” to join them on their journey for Thrills. Both instructress A & C would be accompanied by Two understudy watcher “IceTea” & “Lick” This Top Gun school will happen this Friday evening (10th Jun)

Both pairs of instructress are Slim, Sexy & Sluttish. But beneath those sweat drenched suits; belies the fire and boundless sexual energy only Twins Possess. They have high exacting standards and dedicated to the national cause :D

Instructress A “ANGEL” - 22yrs old SYT, (Flight Weapons Specialist) - Don’t be fooled by her young age and pretty looks; she will drive loops and whistles around you if you are not careful. Shy personality yet Sensitive to the touch.

Instructress B “CITRUS” - 28yrs old Brownie (Flight Tactics Specialist) - Experienced and wild. Slim and very flexible… Painfully playful and impeccable skills to leave you breathless. Be wowed by her tight turns and unexpected surprises.

Instructress C “ICETEA” - 28yr old Coco (Flight Intelligence Specialist) - Combat Vetran seconded to Top Gun School. Coolness & calmness rolled into one. She’s like a pitbull that holds on with the ferocity & strength once you expose your weakness. Primary role of Observer & Evaluator.

Instructress D “LICK” - 25yr old Fair Maiden (Flight Ops Specialist) - New understudy to Top Gun School. Fun loving & deadly viper. Constantly alert & moving with her fangs; you are DOA once locked in her sights. Primary role of Observer and Evaluator.

Want to put your skills against our Top Gun instructress?
Suit Up for this gravity defying lessons.

Qualifying Conditions for Top Gun School :cool::cool:
A) Chinese or Eurasian guys between 24 - 45 yrs old. (Their preferences)
B) Fit to Ok shape, 6 pack highly favoured!
C) Open minded, friendly, generous & respectful personalities.
D) Sharing of costs to cover luxury flight school rental, dinner, snacks and drinks
E) Healthy - No fever, coughing, runny nose; perfectly well functioning tool, no close COVID contact cases & Not serving SHN :-)


If you have missed the first FTS; longing for a good dog-fight this Friday evening and you fit the above requirements, kindly PM with ( FTS2 Friday ) in the following format pls ;)
a) Valid Telegram ID only
b) name / age / height
C) type of swing experience if any (highly welcome newbies too)
D) Any recent returning travels to Singapore since 25th May 2022?
E) Agreeable to do rapid COVID-19 test prior to entry if selected…


PS:
* Quadruple the Trouble + Quadruple the Fun!
* Only for the serious minded to Excel!
* Incomplete application details & No Telegram ID will be ignored!
* Time wasters and Pic collectors will be shot and castrated!!

splitwhale
10-06-2022, 12:04 AM
UPDATES: TOP GUN (FTS2) Friday :p

LAST CALL FOR TOP GUN AVIATORS - BOTH Sexy Flight Instructress & “ICETEA” & “LICK” are eager to groom the newest batch!
One exclusive spot is open for The Unique One! :D:D

Want to put your dog fight skills against our Top Gun instructress? 4:1 ratio? Horny & strong enough to outpace them?
Suit Up for this final lessons this evening. :p

PM with ( FTS2 Friday ) in the following format for more details pls
a) Valid Telegram ID only
b) name / age / height
C) type of swing experience if any (highly welcome newbies too)
D) Any recent returning travels to Singapore since 25th May 2022?
E) Agreeable to do rapid COVID-19 test prior to entry if selected…


PS:
* Only for the serious minded to Excel!
* Incomplete application details & No Telegram ID will be ignored!
* Time wasters and Pic collectors will be shot and castrated!!

splitwhale
10-06-2022, 04:37 PM
FINAL UPDATES: TOP GUN (FTS2) Friday :p

FINAL CALL FOR TOP GUN AVIATORS - “ANGEL” is down with food poisoning. Hence BOTH “ICETEA” & “LICK” are stepping up to lead the hands on instruction and dog fights. They eagerly desire to groom the newest batch!
One exclusive spot is still open for The Unique One! :D:D

Want to put your dog fight skills against our Top Gun instructress? 3:1 ratio? Horny & strong enough to outpace them?
Suit Up for this final lessons this late evening. :p

PM with ( FTS2 Friday ) in the following format for more details pls
a) Valid Telegram ID only
b) name / age / height
C) type of swing experience if any (highly welcome newbies too)
D) Any recent returning travels to Singapore since 25th May 2022?
E) Agreeable to do rapid COVID-19 test prior to entry if selected…


PS:
* Only for the serious minded to Excel!
* Incomplete application details & No Telegram ID will be ignored!
* Time wasters and Pic collectors will be shot and castrated!!

splitwhale
10-06-2022, 09:26 PM
CONCLUSION: TOP GUN (FTS2) Friday :p

Registration for TOPGUN FTS2 is Closed.

Kudos for the new aviators in arriving on time once again. CITRUS and LICK started directly into the flight briefings and hands on with each individuals. Citrus is slow firm but gentle; Lick style is direct confrontational in your face … shocking the new guys with her heels digging into the crotch of each aviators pants …. :o

The dog fights are still happening as this is being typed out… :D:D
5-0 to the instructress…

Remember Boys, there are No points for being second place!


TOP GUN FTS2 - Truly the Only Greatest Way To FLY!!