Queer taste (straight)

[kinjio]

guys always envisage getting to bed some super model looking gals with a curvacious body of art (well which guy dun?)

however, sometimes too much of a good thing may rendered it well... bland, on somedays.... (eg. if u wine n dine in posh restaurant on a daily basis, somedays, u may jus crave 4 some simple dish prob frm 1 of those famous hawker stalls... well used tis as eg since food is sillipolian fav. passtime?,,,,)

of cos dat is jus 1 of the reason for an acquired taste.. well, more likely a minority..

let's jus say most of us dun look like tom crisue / brad pit with those charming good looks n scupltured bodies c/w einstein brains n bill gates' bank account.. so when the crave comes for some action 2 get going, gotta face wif reality n set some more achievable targets... well it will hurt most guys' ego (mine included) but ther's a saying that the truth always hurts?!!

of cos wif some spare cash, we can pamper ourselves commercially with some model wannabes to fulfill our wildest fantasies, which is y SBF is unofficially 1 of the most read forum in SG, johor n some say batam.... so commercial engagements will be ruled out here..

the 'action' as mentioned shall refer to the 'fishing' / hooking up wif gals with the objective of landing the targets in bed.. be it flings, fb, pre/extra-marital, gfs, wife-2-b(well advice 2 unmarried bros, they all turn out the same at d end of the day, either become a female shrek or burnt u a big hole in ur bank account to maintain the 'original' form, no refund policy, no warranty, n worst still, comes wif unlimited liability period should u choose to discard.. no offence intended, jus my humble dig...)

well 4 1 i've come across frens who go out wif gals that looked worse than themselves dress in drag (well i dun mean to b cruel.. may b the gal has some nice personalities) but wat is puzzlling against the norm is some of these weren't some luvy doowy gbr but jus pure physical engagement wif minimal emotional attachments!

sometimes when i asked my frens bot their unusual quest, i do get some rather self-explainable reasons:
- i was drunk
- the lightings in the pub are really bad...
- the miracle of make-up / push-upbras etc..
- beggars can't be choosers
- she's rich
- she's damned horny
- she's damned good in bed / bj like it's her profession apart from clubbing
- she's got big jugs n i luv big boobies
- she's got nice ass / legs / complexion / fair / etc....
- 'i find her cute leh'
- she's got nice personalities (most times used when non of the above applies)

jus a stupid thread dat i opened up in the spur of the moment to kill time and monday blues..

i'll put in my fair share of experiences in follow-ups..

meantime, throw in your comments..

[JWNY]

I think if there's a free bonk...seldom a guy will turn it down ;)

JWNY

[dominion]

I think if there's a free bonk...seldom a guy will turn it down ;)

JWNY


In our SBF banner: Women need a reason to have Sex. Men just need a Place -Billy Crystal.

[kinjio]

ok.. let's not get too judgemntal.. I put in my share (sadly / happily, depends on how u see it, quite a few...)

1. MILFs (well I'll hav to admit I like aged wine way b4 it became mainstream), as i get older, the quality of the pool gets poorer.. no choice lor..
2. skinny airport runways to A-cuppers (no great lookers and i'm a sucker for ample bosoms)
3. plumpers/bbw/fleshy
4. jus-out-of-kumpung gals
5. tomboyish / butch (only 1 but she actually a looker.. IMHO.. think i've posted this sometime back)
6. bushy pussies (I'm a sucker for botak, but sometimes need some veg intake , but most times bo bian tio pian, :P)
7. short-hair gals (well.. I was brought up in the age when u'll list 1 of the criteria of your future wife .. long flowing tresses..) - particularly go 'hunt' 4 this type during 1 of my crazier period of cheonging.

[kinjio]

ok.. let's not get too judgemntal.. I put in my share (sadly / happily, depends on how u see it, quite a few...)


1. MILFs (well I'll hav to admit I like aged wine way b4 it became mainstream), as i get older, the quality of the pool gets poorer.. no choice lor..
2. skinny airport runways to A-cuppers (no great lookers and i'm a sucker for ample bosoms)
3. plumpers/bbw/fleshy
4. jus-out-of-kumpung gals
5. tomboyish / butch (only 1 but she actually a looker.. IMHO.. think i've posted this sometime back)
6. bushy pussies (I'm a sucker for botak, but sometimes need some veg intake , but most times bo bian tio pian, :P)
7. short-hair gals (well.. I was brought up in the age when u'll list 1 of the criteria of your future wife .. long flowing tresses..) - particularly go 'hunt' 4 this type during 1 of my crazier period of cheonging.

... jus 2 quote a few...

[kinjio]

sorry bot the double post.. pc malfunction...

btw, hav some frens with other acquired taste (me qualify myself in bracs, otherwise none too repulsive):
1. arm-pit hairs (made trendy by Julia Roberts then n later oso Julliette Lewis)
(for me, cannot tahan.. sometime me bo pian take only when gf/CO too lazy to shave)
2. small eyes gal..
3. pouty lips (ala Shu Qi )
4. boney (ala Kate Mose/bulemic-anorexic looking, tis not my cuppa cos me got phobia touching skeletal beings)
5. big ass
6. dark dark long nipples on fair skin, a-cupper (haha.. tis 1 really see u heng or not but kenna liao can buy 4D.. cos my fren actually hooked up 1 the very same evening we were talking bot tis.. dunno true bo cos me din verify.. funny part was he was very specific on his requirements then.. hahaha.. still amused me till tis day.. )
7. mus b squirter.. (tis my 1 time obsession as well)
8. big clit (me oso in on this)
9. tall gals (not my cuppa, cos most of the model looking gals taller tahn me,:( )
10. muscle women (sea-games body-builder type.. not my cuppa.. me oni up to marie france level..:})
11. post-op trans (NO NO NO for me, borderline-case for this thread)

[Clit_LickeR]

A piece of meat in front of me is better than going to the super market... (get the drift?) :D

[kinjio]

hahaha.. some nice and amusing comments from bros.. keep tis thread alive.. i b back sometime again.. now me go hunt 4 something not on list so can post FR tomolo??? adios!!!!

[kinjio]

was really feeling d blues last nite.. after writing up tis thread, made up my mind 2 go out try my luck.. so called CO say got 2 entertain customer cos siam 2 many times liao colleagues not happy oso. She din sound too happy wan me go pick her up after her after work shopping.. knn.. tell her go hm jaga the kids la!.. me not so early oso.. she not happy but oso no choice if not i jus quit my job stay hm dan all go hungry lor (moreover i really have not entertained 4 long time liao)... :mad:

Feeling shit, tried calling up some old kakis n most them already tied-up since oni Monday.. Lonely man jus drove around dan head 2wards G-land get makan n c if really bad case of blues break my celibacy n call chicken liao..

on d way.. hp ranged tot is CO again probably doing spot check on me.. knn! drove 2 nearest petrol kiosk 2 top-up.. see hp # not frm CO called back no answer.. so jus go pay up.. mind still wondering what activities 4 the nite.. pick up a pack of ciggies as well n saw packs of rubber on rack look interesting so jus throw in a pack of 3s oso, thinking if really bo liaoz later go G-land break my vows n call chicken!(me refrained frm commercial scene long time liao.. but alas, my CO really driving me 2 go back!! U may think it's an excuse but if she is mor understanding n luving, I wouldn't b tempted so easily)

drove off n 1/2 way think of my children haiz.. better resist temptations.. n not go head 2wards G-land.. ended up go eat famous mutton soup.. was a damn stuffy day so me was sweating like a dog after the hot soup.. finish up was bot to go nearby HC shower n massage n may b follow by HJ.. jus when i bot 2 leave, hp ranged agian.. ah.. previous un-recognised number.. pick up n a somewhat familiar female voice answered.. my heart drummed up a beat. not cos it was a sweet voice at the other end but more like lucky me not wif my CO now, bo i oso dunno how 2 conversate this call.. (long time got no women call liao n CO gets particularly suspicious nowadays bot female calls, sometimes it's genuine case of ex-lobangs but mostly not, either way oso gotta throw in some cock story, oni true or not nia..)

'where hav u been? u 4get bot me liao ah?'

[kinjio]

ahh.. it's ex-colleague o mine.. a lao hiao(very flirty but jovial type.. not exactly chio but not CMI

[kinjio]

aiks was cut short by work.. ok con't a bit mor..

we used to be in same dept. but handling diff accounts so a bit of competition, hence dun exactly hang out 2gether. but we +++ cock mor between us mor than wif the rest cos she's the happy go lucky type n me oso very chin chye not so guarded like the rest. used to make dirty jokes with each other.. now that she has taken over some of my old accounts, no wonder call me (2 hav som background info la...) she has a very jovial personality (bordering on siao cha bor liao....haha)

a bit description of her:
she's almost hitting the big 50 but looked surprisingly much younger. always hinting ppl she 30+ oni. I know the secret oni cos 1 time asked her rent a car on my behalf n saw it on the rental agreement.. hheeehhee.
she's petite n has a sporty physique, very well maintained cos she kept a healthy lifestlye, do aerobics, spa blah blah blah...
She's not married though (single or not - unknown :}), every few months go tour la, a lot activities type one la..
her backside quite perky type so i used to suan her called her penguine n she used 2 reply back ang mo like perky butts wat n dan i'll say ang mo big not hard / u always try ang mo?...etc..n it jus goes on...hahaha..
her neh neh no giant but probably an 'assisted' B gua but u never know how much paddings there r in there.. :}.. sometimes she bend over can see some cleavage so probably not faking 2 much... haha... most times in pants so can see her VPL n mostly she wear those lacy thongs n when she occationally put on a skirt, always zao keng 1 cos she a bit chor lor..haha..
Not much interest in her then cos will b very complicated given our working relationship.. oso at that time got more than enuf lobangs...

so +++ cock +++ cock wif her n she jio me go dinner.. but 2 bad i makan liao so i jokingly say wan go drink cos long time no drink.. she say she doesn't drink.. but i say i drink n u pay! hahaha... (wan info mus pay la..) anyways arranged to meet up at a country club (corporate membership 1 la.. i used 2 hav oso..knn.. cheapskate..) so since no kangtao, at least got drinks... so head off..

reached the place call her she there liao .. not so crowded on monday..

saw her n wah!! knn she 'got shadow' bo... in front low cut, tight fit top n low hipster pants.. piangzzz eh.... saw me bio her she cover a bit wif her cardigan.. i made fun of her asked if she had gone done a boob job cos like 2nd spring again.. n frm ther we start again.. in between +++ cock oso +++ a bit bot work n dan +++ cock again.. last time working 2gether la.. gossip this n that person etc.... really like 3 aunty 6 grandmother.. haha...

a few drinks n +++ing cock loosen me up a bit n me start to get cheeky liao.. asked her now got how many ang mo bfs? got 'tao liang' bo.. etc.. she oso reciprocrated n me unwittingly let out some of the disharmony at hm wif wifey.. so she turned a bit pacifying but in an occasionally naughty way like: ur wife not happy mus b cos u no enuf foreplay la... etc.. type of thingy...
dat perked me up n kinda make me see things in a lighter mode...

[kinjio]

anyways, con't again cos me go meet her again 2nite!! :}

[kinjio]

ok.. tiring day 2day.. no mood 4 work.. waiting for leave approval (from both office n CO back hm.. :}).. either 1 oso can.. lagi best if both can :}

Jus drop it see any comments...

BTW, I'm jus curious.. browse thru' found quite no. of MILF luvers but how u guys gonna define MILF leh?

When u r <20, > late 20s,
when u r 20-25, early 30s
when u r 25-30, 35 - 40
when u r 30-35, 40-45
when u r 35-40, 45-50
when u r 40-45, 50-55
when u r 45-50, 55-60
when u r 50-55, 60-65
when u get ur partial CPF draw down at 55 n hav spare cash n time 2 burn, > 65 ?:eek:
when tis gonna end????? n who r the true life-long MILF luvers?

get my drift?

[kinjio]

there's an old myth that screwing a geniune 'white tiger' (naturally hairless, not shaved type) will make u suay.. how true is that? cos I've had shaved pussies, sparsely haired 1s but jus kenna 1 dats totally botak.. supersitions apart, i actually loved it!!

Any comments?

[Mark Lim]

there's an old myth that screwing a geniune 'white tiger' (naturally hairless, not shaved type) will make u suay.. how true is that? cos I've had shaved pussies, sparsely haired 1s but jus kenna 1 dats totally botak.. supersitions apart, i actually loved it!!

Any comments?

Bro, heard this many times in china and my friends always ask the ktv girls if there is any white tiger. one of my chinese friends once bonked a white tiger and was suei for almost one year, according to him. so he alway warn me to check before bonking any girls. however, i think this is a superstition.

[Mark Lim]

BTW, I'm jus curious.. browse thru' found quite no. of MILF luvers but how u guys gonna define MILF leh?

When u r <20, > late 20s,
when u r 20-25, early 30s
when u r 25-30, 35 - 40
when u r 30-35, 40-45
when u r 35-40, 45-50
when u r 40-45, 50-55
when u r 45-50, 55-60
when u r 50-55, 60-65


no lah, Bro. MILF is:

When u r <20, > late 20s,
when u r 20-25, early 30s
when u r 25-30, 30 - 35
when u r 30-35, 30 - 35
when u r 35-40, 30 - 35
when u r 40-45, 30 - 35
when u r 45-50, 30 - 35
when u r 50-55, 30 - 35
when u r 55-60, 30 - 35
when u r 60-65, 30 - 35
when u r 65-70, 30 - 35

woman grows old, but man dun you see :D

[kinjio]

Bro, heard this many times in china and my friends always ask the ktv girls if there is any white tiger. one of my chinese friends once bonked a white tiger and was suei for almost one year, according to him. so he alway warn me to check before bonking any girls. however, i think this is a superstition.

Like dat jia lat.. cos my lau huey ex-colleague here is.. n after messing around wif her last 2 nites, i had a big quarrel wif CO at hm..:mad:

b4 tis, i stopped cheong a while n though things were icy at hm, it din blow up like it did last nite!!

now i'm contemplating to go in2 hiatius again but jus missed the smooth smooth burger like lau CB... now think liao oso steam..

it's friday n if i go hm late again 2nite, sure kena buttered.. but then go back oso sianz 2 face the black face.. rather put my face in the lau hueys 'burger CB'..

[Mark Lim]

Like dat jia lat.. cos my lau huey ex-colleague here is.. n after messing around wif her last 2 nites, i had a big quarrel wif CO at hm..:mad:

it's friday n if i go hm late again 2nite, sure kena buttered.. but then go back oso sianz 2 face the black face.. rather put my face in the lau hueys 'burger CB'..

Bro, dun believe in superstitions. enjoy your cheonging, but dun mess up your family life. dun quarrel with CO, sian her lah. all women like to listen to nice words you know.

successful cheonging is to have fun outside without affecting your family life. i have already cheong for 20 years and still having a happy family life. take care ...

Mark Lim

[kinjio]

after last 2 nites' rendevous, really in no mood 2 work.. still reliving the excitment of the trysts wif my lau huey ex-colleague....

jus when i thought dat i'm thru' wif my sinfull days of adulterous living, i found myself uncontrollably lured in2 the old ways again, in no small part driven by disharmonious wif CO..

b4 meeting up wif lao huey, i was already tempted 2 seek refuge in the old ways of seeking thrills from extra-marital physical associations.. even going 2 d extent of getting contacts for FL in this forum, something which I've nvr done..

The luv 4 my kids was the only thing that held me back n up until then, i was clinging on 2 the notion dat things will soon work out fine...

Alas life is so unpredictable.. here on the same day that i was out clearing my mind n resisting the temptations designed to sent men in2 hell, tis tempetuous vixen surfaced 2 wipe out whatever last line of defense i have...
n so, once again, i m being tempted by the devil n undo all the efforts dat i've put in all these while 2 turn over a new leaf...

the irony is, it didn't take a gorgeous beauty or some old flame to break me down.. n in the end, it was so easy to hit my soft spot dat it made the devil looked good.. i think i hate myself 4 being so weak..

anyways, my old vixen is tempting me again... just finished a call wif her in the toilet... she's waiting eagerly 4 me 2 con't our new found relationship after calling in sick 2day.. we just had phone sex n she was cumming like an open tap (so she claimed, but i doubt she's faking it) while i silently jerked myself off listening 2 her foxy dirty talks n loud moans... my member still hard as i' writing... she told me that i've stirred a hornets nest(or her old pussy so 2 speak) n now she jus can't stop herself.. even let me listened to her squirtings which were accompanied by her loud moans n ''i'm cumming come f**k me quickly'' talks in the background.... damned.. i'm heading 2 hell already..

[kinjio]

Bro, dun believe in superstitions. enjoy your cheonging, but dun mess up your family life. dun quarrel with CO, sian her lah. all women like to listen to nice words you know.

successful cheonging is to have fun outside without affecting your family life. i have already cheong for 20 years and still having a happy family life. take care ...

Mark Lim

thks 4 ur kind words.. jus dat i tot i've turned over a new leaf liao n was rather contented to lead a monogamist life-style..

[kinjio]

tis lao huey is by no means some delicacy but after not tasted the forbidden fruit 4 so long.. it was something refreshing n irresistable..

Dun get me wrong, the sex was great but i dun think there is any emotional attachment to this, could hav been any1.. but what buggers me is that the physical satisfication i got frm tis was even better than sex wif some1 whom i've luved n is still caring for..

guessed it's all the built-up emotions n it jus got to a point that 1 little prick triggers a big tidal wave.. i think it's also the case 4 the lao huey...

i dunno.. am rather confused...

[kinjio]

i think i'm fighting a losing battle wif tis old fox... or is she dat good at the art of teasing.... right now i feeling such unbearable itch in my heart as well as my crotch.. just like a thousand ants chewing on ..

[kinjio]

wat happened was, the 1st nite out, me got a bit over the board wif the drinks n sorrow.. n jus let my guard down.. allowing the devil (n the fox) to conquer me...

the 1st nite, we chatted n drink n chat n drink (well me drink oni, she jus got high frm talking, or rather cock-teasing... :}).. so when i ready 2 call it a nite, was already a bit tipsy....

[Mark Lim]

the 1st nite, we chatted n drink n chat n drink (well me drink oni, she jus got high frm talking, or rather cock-teasing... :}).. so when i ready 2 call it a nite, was already a bit tipsy....

Bro, there is a chinese saying: 少年不风流， 老了变下流。those who dun cheong when they are young and able, will become the old man sitting on the bridge across people park - can only see chio bus pass by and drip saliva. there is a thin line between 风流 & 下流, it's all in your mind.

[kinjio]

Bro, there is a chinese saying: 少年不风流， 老了变下流。those who dun cheong when they are young and able, will become the old man sitting on the bridge across people park - can only see chio bus pass by and drip saliva. there is a thin line between 风流 & 下流, it's all in your mind.

good advice bro.. Me screwing the female version of DOM (Dirty Old Man).. Hell tis woman is really something.. Seems like all the time I have a gem without polishing it.. now that I've rubbed it a little, it's glittering like a diamond.. ah.. trying 2 find back my old form.. long time no practice got rusty.. not as good stamina.. she even drove 2 pick me up while me was watching EPL final week actions nite jus so she could blow me CIM n let me con't watching jus so she can hav another 2 mor rounds after me recuperate.. knn me went hm wif jelly legs n CO tot I lost big bets no mood 4 weekend 'duties'...,:(

[kinjio]

i dunno is it cos of age or due to lack of actions 4 some time, tis lau huey of mine is like milking me dry.. min of 2x wif her daily (some days more) for 1 week n i'm feeling like it's a chore already. dun get me wrong, i enjoy cumming regardless of the 'mode of discharge' (hj, bj, fj.. etc..), but than my member is aching frm the excesses till d point dat i do not hav the mode nor energy 2 fulfill my husbandly duties..

me used 2 hav some crazy times n was enjoying every minute of those n jus can't understand how is it dat all these sexual activities have become less thrilling 4 me already wif oni jus over 1 year of hiatus...

any bros have similar experience?

[Freman]

i dunno is it cos of age or due to lack of actions 4 some time, tis lau huey of mine is like milking me dry.. min of 2x wif her daily (some days more) for 1 week n i'm feeling like it's a chore already. dun get me wrong, i enjoy cumming regardless of the 'mode of discharge' (hj, bj, fj.. etc..), but than my member is aching frm the excesses till d point dat i do not hav the mode nor energy 2 fulfill my husbandly duties..

me used 2 hav some crazy times n was enjoying every minute of those n jus can't understand how is it dat all these sexual activities have become less thrilling 4 me already wif oni jus over 1 year of hiatus...

any bros have similar experience?
yo bro,

if you need help cos cannot take it.... lots of brother here can help you conquer your lao huey...

anyway, my experiences is usually with young chicks.... honestly, they can go on multiple orgasm daily...... I used to have a gf, and when asked about "what she like about me", she would reply "have sex very often is one of your strong point"... hahha
I thot normally it's guys who demand sex and gals give in.
well, IMHO, this kind of r/s, cannot take it long term, cos sooner or later, OC will find out.... cos so often... how to satisfy her ?

hahah...

[kinjio]

yo bro,

if you need help cos cannot take it.... lots of brother here can help you conquer your lao huey...

anyway, my experiences is usually with young chicks.... honestly, they can go on multiple orgasm daily...... I used to have a gf, and when asked about "what she like about me", she would reply "have sex very often is one of your strong point"... hahha
I thot normally it's guys who demand sex and gals give in.
well, IMHO, this kind of r/s, cannot take it long term, cos sooner or later, OC will find out.... cos so often... how to satisfy her ?

hahah...

haha.. well said... n i know d moment i offer her contacts in tis forum, hordes of SBFers will start asking me for it..

but sad 2 disappoint, not gonna happen cos not my modus operandi.. commercial contacts ok but not some1 i engage in my own private domian..

probably for both young n old chicks, the outcome is the same, jus the approach n attitude to it dat differs..

I've had a very young ger (just turned 16 at dat time) who had a big crush on me since she was 13-14 years old.. Jus din hav d heart to 'play' her then even though she desperately what 2 be my gf n failing on that, wanted me 2 take her V.. years later when we catch up again, she turned to be a nympho who jus wan 2 be fucked everytime we meet up.. I became the 'side dish' to her then bf.. what irony... made her experienced her 1st squirting n she oso picked up new skills like flexing her CB muscles 2 'vacuum' my manhood.. she later told me dat she tried on her bf n made him came within a few strokes.. haha..

guessed it's a case of exploring n seeking new thrills 4 the young n for the more seasoned, looking for a sparring partner...