SGJimmy
04-02-2016, 04:38 PM
I go there find my client, after I park my car at the carpark, I walk into orchard Tower.
*knn the parking charge $5 per hour.... Expensive like hell.
Upon stepping into OT lvl 3, I saw a beauty shop on the left side with a ATB wearing a doctor like coat standing outside her shop.
She look like Fan Bing Bing siah....
Really look like a fairy, and she is very tall the coat never button up can see her huge @@.
I suddenly imagine I'm in 天龙八部, I'm 段誉 and she is 王语嫣.
She than ask me 先生，要洗脸吗？
Ahahah heard from here, because OT got Anti Vice walking around, so they have to use code word like 洗脸 美容 按摩 etc.
I than ask her how much, and she reply me 两百。
I know the market rate in OT is only about $120~$150 for full service. $200 is abit too expensive siah,
but I dun want to bargain with her and make her think I'm a cheapskate.
And 段誉 came from a well to do family in 天龙八部.
So I reply 好啊，你值得 in a alpha male tone.
incase u dunno what is alpha male, u know the scene in 无间道 where
Andy Lau and Tony Leung is in a stereo room talking to each other about sound system ?
Yeah that kind of tone.
I than called my client to postpone the meeting by an hour.
Than she cheekily drag me inside her shop and look so happy after she heard what I said..
After I step in her shop i notice theres another ATB sitting at the counter, wah lau she is very chio also.. she is those cute cute kind like Vivian Hsu.
she is wearing a doctor coat also, OMG i cannot tahan siah...
She can be my 钟灵 in 天龙八部 haha.
I than hornyly ask them 你们一起洗脸要多多少线。lol
they look at each other and laugh hahahahaha,
after discussing with each other they quoted me additional $150 more.
My small head took over and agreed right away.
than 王语嫣 ask me to pay first, and wether i want to buy with net, visa or cash.
Wah i got a shock lol, chicken shop also have visa machine and tease her.
she reply 我们专业啊 in a cheeky tone.
So I took out my Visa Platinum Signature Card and let her swipe like a Alpha male.
they than bought me to a room and ask me wait inside while they prepare.
I stream siah... I took out all my clothes until underwear and cant wait to use my 凌波微步、北冥神功、六脉神剑 on the both of them.
than I heard they knock on the door and enter,
when they enter and saw me naked, 钟灵 say 洗脸，你脱衣服干吗 ？
I reply Huh ? 不是要双飞吗 ？
they like very panicked and reply 我门是美容司。。。
Really KNN siah who the hell will open beauty shop at Orchard Tower siah...
I requested for refund but they die die dun want to refund me.
*knn the parking charge $5 per hour.... Expensive like hell.
Upon stepping into OT lvl 3, I saw a beauty shop on the left side with a ATB wearing a doctor like coat standing outside her shop.
She look like Fan Bing Bing siah....
Really look like a fairy, and she is very tall the coat never button up can see her huge @@.
I suddenly imagine I'm in 天龙八部, I'm 段誉 and she is 王语嫣.
She than ask me 先生，要洗脸吗？
Ahahah heard from here, because OT got Anti Vice walking around, so they have to use code word like 洗脸 美容 按摩 etc.
I than ask her how much, and she reply me 两百。
I know the market rate in OT is only about $120~$150 for full service. $200 is abit too expensive siah,
but I dun want to bargain with her and make her think I'm a cheapskate.
And 段誉 came from a well to do family in 天龙八部.
So I reply 好啊，你值得 in a alpha male tone.
incase u dunno what is alpha male, u know the scene in 无间道 where
Andy Lau and Tony Leung is in a stereo room talking to each other about sound system ?
Yeah that kind of tone.
I than called my client to postpone the meeting by an hour.
Than she cheekily drag me inside her shop and look so happy after she heard what I said..
After I step in her shop i notice theres another ATB sitting at the counter, wah lau she is very chio also.. she is those cute cute kind like Vivian Hsu.
she is wearing a doctor coat also, OMG i cannot tahan siah...
She can be my 钟灵 in 天龙八部 haha.
I than hornyly ask them 你们一起洗脸要多多少线。lol
they look at each other and laugh hahahahaha,
after discussing with each other they quoted me additional $150 more.
My small head took over and agreed right away.
than 王语嫣 ask me to pay first, and wether i want to buy with net, visa or cash.
Wah i got a shock lol, chicken shop also have visa machine and tease her.
she reply 我们专业啊 in a cheeky tone.
So I took out my Visa Platinum Signature Card and let her swipe like a Alpha male.
they than bought me to a room and ask me wait inside while they prepare.
I stream siah... I took out all my clothes until underwear and cant wait to use my 凌波微步、北冥神功、六脉神剑 on the both of them.
than I heard they knock on the door and enter,
when they enter and saw me naked, 钟灵 say 洗脸，你脱衣服干吗 ？
I reply Huh ? 不是要双飞吗 ？
they like very panicked and reply 我门是美容司。。。
Really KNN siah who the hell will open beauty shop at Orchard Tower siah...
I requested for refund but they die die dun want to refund me.