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10-08-2015, 10:30 PM
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Transmodified from pliant regime Mouthpiece CNA hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/pap-to-announce-entire/2040352.html

PEASANTPORE: The ruling Lee regime will be announcing its entire slate of lackeys for the coming Procedural General Erections over the coming fortnight, before the State of Regime Speech takes place on Aug 23. The lackeys who will retire before the GE will also be announced, said party Sex Secretary Bargain Hen.

"You know, I know, we also need to remove deadwood. For example, Raymond Lim, collects his 15k stipends and maintain Golden Silence. Some like Indergit talk too much hard truths and made Ruler Loong a bit not happy, so must go. Some kenna sabo by their wastrel children e.g. Shu Min, so we regularly prune the list.

"Second, the top question on many peasants' mind. Got dynastic succession or not? Is Ruler Loong going to appoint his son or nephew as Heir Apparent?”

Added the Defence Minion: "You know, I know, its not funny if you say co-opt both Prince Shengwu and Prince Hongyi, 2 for the price of 1, good bargain....in reality not so simple. “


Bargain Hen said dynastic succession while tempting may not work in Peasantpore as the younger generation of peasants, influenced by Jane Austen, had enough of nepotism.


“If you look around Asiatic Pacific, which regime never got dynastic succession or political families putting their sons for Erection. In Nihon, the most advanced Asiatic regime, its common business, even Koizumi's spawn is in Erection business," he said.

"If by random process, if both Lee Princelings feels they ready for the peasants to serve them, then peasants better kowtow to them. I think that is the reality and norm in Asiatic Pacific, anyway, peasants have no rights to decide, only Lord Obama's Assent will do.”

To strike a good bargain, the Hen visited peasant leased pigeonholes in Jalan Dusun on Monday morning and Wong Cunt Seng is not missed.

Wong Cunt Sing, with thanks to Mas Selamat had to return to the abyss where he once rose from. As face saving gesture, Ruler Loong had to slowly remove this once powerful king making deadwood despite his renowned incompetence.

Two lucky potential lackeys Super Supaat, Chong Ah Kiong and Chee Bye Tat were also seen accompanying the already rich lackeys on the peasant visits.


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