Only 45 years and above need apply

[aurorachang]

Who am I


33, female, single
1.65m, 55 kg, slim build, shoulder-length hair
conversant in English, Mandarin to a limited extent
not model-material, but pleasant-looking (read: can turn beer uncles' heads)


Who am I looking for (I suppose I will get zapped here but what I am looking for is not an ordinary SD/SB relationship or much monterary returns, so I do feel I have the right to be selective MY WAY and narrowing the selection would really save everyone's time anyway)


Potential companion on a limited (no committments) and ad-hoc basis (mutually agreeable)
Only male Chinese, 45 years and above, married with children need apply
CANNOT BE SKINNY, preferably plump
Owns a car for easy transport
Pleasant-looking and conversant in English
Sensitive to my needs and not only interested in sex


What I'm offering


Intimacy and companionship within the limitations of no COF, no CIM, no BJ, no rimming, use of condom is required


What I am looking for


Not just a wham-and-bam
Sincere companionship and sharing (conversation if we both feel up to it)
Provision of meals at meet-up (not looking for a fancy restaurant)
Remuneration of at least $50 per meet-up (only if there is intimacy)


What you would expect


Pleasant and discreet companionship


Keen?

Send me an email in the following format.

Name
Age
Contact number
Attached photograph
Short description of self according to my criteria and why you wish to apply
Any questions for me?
Email address

[email protected]

I am selective, so only those whom I'm keen on will get replies.

Thank you for reading thus far.

Helpful bumps would be appreciated! :)
*credits to SGsugardaddy for his template

[demonhunter]

What I'm offering


Intimacy and companionship within the limitations of no COF, no CIM, no BJ, no rimming, use of condom is required

What I am looking for


Not just a wham-and-bam
Sincere companionship and sharing (conversation if we both feel up to it)
Provision of meals at meet-up (not looking for a fancy restaurant)
Remuneration of at least $50 per meet-up (only if there is intimacy)


What you would expect


Pleasant and discreet companionship


Keen?

Send me an email in the following format.


Helpful bumps would be appreciated! :)
*credits to SGsugardaddy for his template

I help u bump

No cim , cof , bj is sibeh sianz leh ....although 50 bucks plus food is a steal !

:D

[tnuc]

wow. $50 per session is bloody good deal!

55kg for girls less than 1.80m is definitely in my definition fat :D

anyway good luck!

[DanTheCow]

Damn... First post I can say I am too young to apply... Hahaha.... 😜😝 Older than TS cannot?? 😜😝

[Johnbass]

Sbf got samsters above 45years old one meh?
:D

[bluehorse]

Who knows? Maybe there's even more than 50 years old.

[simple2kee]

Sbf got samsters above 45years old one meh?
:D

y not? :D

[ol'coyote]

Who am I


33, female, single
1.65m, 55 kg, slim build, shoulder-length hair
conversant in English, Mandarin to a limited extent
not model-material, but pleasant-looking (read: can turn beer uncles' heads)


Who am I looking for (I suppose I will get zapped here but what I am looking for is not an ordinary SD/SB relationship or much monterary returns, so I do feel I have the right to be selective MY WAY and narrowing the selection would really save everyone's time anyway)


Potential companion on a limited (no committments) and ad-hoc basis (mutually agreeable)
Only male Chinese, 45 years and above, married with children need apply yes...

CANNOT BE SKINNY, preferably plump yes...

Owns a car for easy transport yes...

Pleasant-looking and conversant in English yes...

Sensitive to my needs and not only interested in sex hmm...

What I'm offering


Intimacy and companionship within the limitations of no COF, no CIM, no BJ, no rimming, use of condom is required aiyo...


What I am looking for


Not just a wham-and-bam hmm...
Sincere companionship and sharing (conversation if we both feel up to it) hmm...ok...
Provision of meals at meet-up (not looking for a fancy restaurant) hmm...ok...
Remuneration of at least $50 per meet-up (only if there is intimacy) hmm...ok...


What you would expect


Pleasant and discreet companionship


Keen?

Send me an email in the following format.

Name
Age
Contact number
Attached photograph
Short description of self according to my criteria and why you wish to apply
Any questions for me?
Email address

[email protected]

I am selective, so only those whom I'm keen on will get replies.

Thank you for reading thus far.

Helpful bumps would be appreciated! :)
*credits to SGsugardaddy for his template

hmm...can meet most criterias...
how about meet for lunch to size up on compatibility ?...

[Johnbass]

y not? :D

Wah, Uncle... You are 建国一代 (Pioneer Generation) ah?
See doc no need pay $$ one...
Huat ah!
:D

[clinton]

hmm...can meet most criterias...
how about meet for lunch to size up on compatibility ?...

good luck bro, enjoy your compatibility test :p

[PPGirl]

Sbf got samsters above 45years old one meh?
:D

i know a few :D

[seabass]

:)hmm...can meet most criterias...
how about meet for lunch to size up on compatibility ?...

TS charge him $10 for the lunch meet up but $50 if he shows up with his wolf tail.

Kinda like an ala carte menu with the hair dresser: if straight cut $5 , if color $80, etc

Ai pi, ai chi, ai tua lup nee.

[clinton]

*credits to SGsugardaddy for his template

hi sis aurora, u must be experiences in sbf haha, i also dont know where his template is.

Good luck and happy companionship :D

[sunny302]

Veri interesting proposition :D

[guess67]

Veri interesting proposition :D

Hello friend :)

[Hurricane88]

i know a few :D

I no interest...kkkk....rather go hcm...see my syts...:)

[AmeShin]

I no interest...kkkk....rather go hcm...see my syts...:)

LOL thumbs up
when are u going again ah =P

[ramon]

Hmmm.....I meet all criterias except that I'm not plumb. :o

[justl00king]

Helpful bumps would be appreciated! :)
Nice, bumps for u TS.
Good luck n have fun! :)

[aurorachang]

Thank you for the bumps and emails/PMs.

I prefer to communicate via email though.

Those younger than 33 should not even bother to apply. I don't do younger men.

Those asking for wechat IDs should not bother either. I will also ignore emails that go ...

I'm age/ch/sg. We can meet up for coffee if you are free.

This is to avoid wasting each other's time. I am more interested in how well you fulfil the criteria I set.

A good command of English is a boon.

Thank you once again! :)

[luvuass]

bump up for sis

[Botakhead]

Good luck, have fun with married older man with kids, they are whole lot more fun to be with, plus the plumpness for shiokness.

Down side is your no's, will get in the way to having great fun with you if you're up for it though.

Cheers.

[starbuck]

Owns a car for easy transport




All pass, only fail this, can I still apply? :D

[guess67]

Good luck, have fun with married older man with kids, they are whole lot more fun to be with, plus the plumpness for shiokness.

Down side is your no's, will get in the way to having great fun with you if you're up for it though.

Cheers.

U can apply :D

[guess67]

All pass, only fail this, can I still apply? :D

Can take a cab every time :D

[happenin1]

see any bro here got any update after replying TS...:rolleyes:

[luvuass]

So far no FR lah

[sunny302]

Hello friend :)

Hi too, away for long hiatus :D

[acidicavex]

Where is that maserati arm with cannon one? Surprise he never come here jio TS join his clubbing or groping grp?

Maybe TS too mature he hiam tam tam sai....:cool:

[Botakhead]

U can apply :D

You don't cum here tickle me hor, I W A N T you only.

[clinton]

U can apply :D

sis u open your thread we all support and apply :D:D

[guess67]

You don't cum here tickle me hor, I W A N T you only.

This is not my thread, only apply to TS :)

[guess67]

sis u open your thread we all support and apply :D:D

U over 45 years old huh? :D

[demonhunter]

Thank you for the bumps and emails/PMs.

I prefer to communicate via email though.

Those younger than 33 should not even bother to apply. I don't do younger men.

Those asking for wechat IDs should not bother either. I will also ignore emails that go ...

I'm age/ch/sg. We can meet up for coffee if you are free.

This is to avoid wasting each other's time. I am more interested in how well you fulfil the criteria I set.

A good command of English is a boon.

Thank you once again! :)

Heng ah , I just pass 33 yrs old

:D

[acidicavex]

Heng ah , I just pass 33 yrs old

:D

Bro DH u highlight her post i see one word "boon" those can be bought in aquatic shop to feed small fishes :p

[BabyEito]

Can take a cab every time :D

Or book cab whole day la

Lol

Book lambo from suntec Also can

[demonhunter]

Bro DH u highlight her post i see one word "boon" those can be bought in aquatic shop to feed small fishes :p

The word Boon , means advantage

not fish food :p

:D

[PPGirl]

Bro DH u highlight her post i see one word "boon" those can be bought in aquatic shop to feed small fishes :p

The word Boon , means advantage


Wow learnt new word! :D

[Ohkui]

Who knows?
Maybe there's even more than 50 years old.


U r correct, i am at late 5Os.
but still going strong...:D

[Yakuza]

Mmmmm ..... looks like I qualify for all .. but ... wats the max age can ts accept? .. 77 yo can??

[justl00king]

Mmmmm ..... looks like I qualify for all .. but ... wats the max age can ts accept? .. 77 yo can??Haha bro, your number higher than me!
I'm age 69....u r 77! :eek: huat ah!

Upz for TS, have fun! :)

[aurorachang]

Thanks all for the emails.

I've shortlisted a few and all applications as of today are in the KIV stage.

Not a promiscuous one here, so I am selective.

Thank you all for your understanding and friendly bumps. :)

[ianlim]

U r correct, i am at late 5Os.
but still going strong...:D

top 1/2 is late 50 but bottom 1/2 is still 18 years old :D

[zinedine zidane]

The word Boon , means advantage

not fish food :p

:D
I eat until this age only know the word "bong" :o

[hcg_explorer]

Who am I


33, female, single
1.65m, 55 kg, slim build, shoulder-length hair
conversant in English, Mandarin to a limited extent
not model-material, but pleasant-looking (read: can turn beer uncles' heads)


Who am I looking for (I suppose I will get zapped here but what I am looking for is not an ordinary SD/SB relationship or much monterary returns, so I do feel I have the right to be selective MY WAY and narrowing the selection would really save everyone's time anyway)


Potential companion on a limited (no committments) and ad-hoc basis (mutually agreeable)
Only male Chinese, 45 years and above, married with children need apply
CANNOT BE SKINNY, preferably plump
Owns a car for easy transport
Pleasant-looking and conversant in English
Sensitive to my needs and not only interested in sex


What I'm offering


Intimacy and companionship within the limitations of no COF, no CIM, no BJ, no rimming, use of condom is required


What I am looking for


Not just a wham-and-bam
Sincere companionship and sharing (conversation if we both feel up to it)
Provision of meals at meet-up (not looking for a fancy restaurant)
Remuneration of at least $50 per meet-up (only if there is intimacy)


What you would expect


Pleasant and discreet companionship


Keen?

Send me an email in the following format.

Name
Age
Contact number
Attached photograph
Short description of self according to my criteria and why you wish to apply
Any questions for me?
Email address

[email protected]

I am selective, so only those whom I'm keen on will get replies.

Thank you for reading thus far.

Helpful bumps would be appreciated! :)
*credits to SGsugardaddy for his template

wow.. hosei liao .. a new thread for the OLD UNCLE.. 阿佬 can qualify... but hor... 阿佬 is not PLUMP leh and worse is 阿佬 cannot SHIO GAN 更年期 liao... how... sis, cannot make u SONG... lidat can apply bo... :( :D

[acidicavex]

wow.. hosei liao .. a new thread for the OLD UNCLE.. 阿佬 can qualify... but hor... 阿佬 is not PLUMP leh and worse is 阿佬 cannot SHIO GAN 更年期 liao... how... sis, cannot make u SONG... lidat can apply bo... :( :D

Ah lau no worry always have thr blur pills can help u make ts song song kaw jurong!:D

[hcg_explorer]

Ah lau no worry always have thr blur pills can help u make ts song song kaw jurong!:D

wow bro... buay sai lah... try liao hor not oni jurong... across the causeway also can... ngei gong gong... wears jean sibei jialat... wear shorts or pants oso pai sei lah...

[clinton]

U over 45 years old huh? :D

sis u also want 45+++ type?

[guess67]

sis u also want 45+++ type?

Yup, up to 48 :D

[Botakhead]

Why restrict up to 48? Older is better right?

[guess67]

Why restrict up to 48? Older is better right?

U have someone to intro huh? :D

[Botakhead]

Dear, please start your own thread larh, sure got long queue now. :)

[crood]

Thanks all for the emails.

I've shortlisted a few and all applications as of today are in the KIV stage.

Not a promiscuous one here, so I am selective.

Thank you all for your understanding and friendly bumps. :)

It's very obvious that u r looking a "jiu toh" (酒肚/发财肚) uncle.
Actually don't need to waste time just pop into any kopitiam, go over with a beer mug and yum seng with them. U can choose till your heart content.

[clinton]

Yup, up to 48 :D

ooo u very choosy lai, for fun or marriage?

[guess67]

ooo u very choosy lai, for fun or marriage?

Looking for a companion :D

No paper!

[clinton]

Looking for a companion :D

No paper!

oooo paperless piak piak lo, good :D:D

[luvuass]

ooo u very choosy lai, for fun or marriage?

dont waste time just apply la

[clinton]

dont waste time just apply la

after you sir, hahahaha :D

[guess67]

dont waste time just apply la

after you sir, hahahaha :D

Don't disturb leh :D

[Totallyuseless]

Looking for a companion :D

No paper!

Thought u had found someone ...
If u were to start a thread I think the q will be from east to west of Singapore:D

[luvuass]

Don't disturb leh :D

oh!!!! got rejected b4 apply pai seh pai seh

[Alice11]

Thought u had found someone ...
If u were to start a thread I think the q will be from east to west of Singapore:D

Oh really?? Is the queue longer than the bak kwa ?? Hahaha

[DCS17]

Oh really?? Is the queue longer than the bak kwa ?? Hahaha

Reckon now ppl queuing for you :D

[Botakhead]

Oh really?? Is the queue longer than the bak kwa ?? Hahaha

Your mailbox full of PM's?

[guess67]

Oh really?? Is the queue longer than the bak kwa ?? Hahaha

See lah.... kena suan now :(

[Blurri]

See lah.... kena suan now :(

Who suan u....???ppl just jealous u got q they dun have la.....:D

[guess67]

Who suan u....???ppl just jealous u got q they dun have la.....:D

Is ok, I have u all darlings :D

[NaughtynSensual]

Oh really?? Is the queue longer than the bak kwa ?? Hahaha

Longer than llao llao. Bak kwa is passe. :cool:

[NaughtynSensual]

Is ok, I have u all darlings :D

Come, give you a big fat wet kiss... :D

[Blurri]

Come, give you a big fat wet kiss... :D

I also wan kiss.... but i dun wan wet one can?:D

[Botakhead]

Kiss got dry one meh?

[diputs1269]

So who are the lucky ones, when result come out? :D

[super_duper108]

Still waiting ....

[DCS17]

Didn't know have result like 4D and toto print on newspaper here de...

Or you guys are the one kena? Huat arh!:p

[ol'coyote]

.
.
.
I am selective, so only those whom I'm keen on will get replies.

Thank you for reading thus far.
.
.
.

me out...cos no get reply...
hehehe...

[aurorachang]

Nah, not showing any results here.

So far I've only met up with one individual but corresponded with several.

I'm sorry but I might not reply those "underaged" or those who do not have a good grasp of the English Language enough to understand my criteria, such as:

His email:
Name : ****
Age : 47
Contact number : not convenient at the moment
Attached photograph : not convenient at the moment
Short description of self according to my criteria and why you wish to apply : Coz no sex life for a few month and I am high sex drive person .
Any questions for me? : Consider me pls .. really keen :)

My reply:
Sorry ****. I'm not purely keen on sex.

His email: like OMFG who are you kidding??
Go morning ,well.. no worry ..actually I am looking for soul mate and occasionally some cuddle :) no sex is fine as long as we enjoy each other company .. but of course chemistry come first .
Hopefully can meet you soon .

My reply:
Your email makes me think otherwise.
I will not be considering you.

[zinedine zidane]

So how's "the one individual"? Good?

[aurorachang]

So how's "the one individual"? Good?

Not the right one.

[Ohkui]

top 1/2 is late 50 but bottom 1/2 is still 18 years old :D

:D:DAfter reading quite many rejected, may be i can tekkam tekkam to try yar...:D

[NottiSex]

Why must be married

[NRider]

me out...cos no get reply...
hehehe...

Hi bro welcome to the no-reply-club, may be we didn't follow her procedures, lol.;)

[retsmas]

Wah, Uncle... You are 建国一代 (Pioneer Generation) ah?
See doc no need pay $$ one...
Huat ah!
:D

I almost spill my coffee reading this. :D

[retsmas]

Btw, TS can u lower the age limit?
I can meet all req except this leh.... :D:D:D

[aurorachang]

Hi bro welcome to the no-reply-club, may be we didn't follow her procedures, lol.;)


Yes, you are right. Another thing is you may look too young - which is a compliment.

[retsmas]

TS,
Any gd news to share ?
Any new addition to ur PG club?
Wanna consider lowering the age limit?:D

[zinedine zidane]

TS,
Any gd news to share ?
Any new addition to ur PG club?
Wanna consider lowering the age limit?:D
She doesnt like young looking boy boy lah..

[Johnbass]

Why must be married

Married man is good man?
TGIF!
:D

[Johnbass]

She doesnt like young looking boy boy lah..

I still cannot find an adult section in this adult section...
Too many si ginnas...
:D

[acidicavex]

Lol finally a old man club thread But end up ......... jeeezzz sad good luck.:p

[super_duper108]

It's fake, make all samsters gian gian pcc...

[guess67]

Lol finally a old man club thread But end up ......... jeeezzz sad good luck.:p

U applying? :D

[acidicavex]

U applying? :D

No power to apply :D

[guess67]

No power to apply :D

What power u need? :confused:

[acidicavex]

What power u need? :confused:

No power for anytHing :D

Bumpz for the seeking oldman thread.:D

[DCS17]

What power u need? :confused:

We all need guess guess guess power. You providing? :D

[guess67]

We all need guess guess guess power. You providing? :D

I got no power leh :D

[aurorachang]

It's fake, make all samsters gian gian pcc...

Sorry lah, going through a bit slowly.

Traumatised by one who just wants sex. I thought I stated very clearly that sex is on a mutually agreeable basis.

Yet I believe there are those who cannot take no for an answer. Eg: die die must kiss and die die must hold hand. And keep texting when I said I'm not keen liao.

Sian.

Aurora likes older men but she is not looooose and sex-fungry. :mad:

[wittyman]

It's fake, make all samsters gian gian pcc...

so far no one prove ts is real woman :cool:

[wittyman]

I got no power leh :D

u will got lot of follower if ...

that is your power :D

[guess67]

u will got lot of follower if ...

that is your power :D

If ..... that is what? :confused:

[ol'coyote]

If ..... that is what? :confused:

why u still posting here at this time ?...
shouldn't you be enjoying yourself outside ?...

[guess67]

why u still posting here at this time ?...
shouldn't you be enjoying yourself outside ?...

Back in hotel liao :D

[dirtyhairy]

Sorry lah, going through a bit slowly.
Traumatised by one who just wants sex. I thought I stated very clearly that sex is on a mutually agreeable basis.
Yet I believe there are those who cannot take no for an answer. Eg: die die must kiss and die die must hold hand. And keep texting when I said I'm not keen liao. Sian.
Aurora likes older men but she is not looooose and sex-fungry. :mad:

Wa Kow...come, come my dear Aurora
response to your request just started and you already in a trauma
but no worries lah, let Uncle DirtyHairy sayang sayang you dah
me promise no talk of sex, no hold hands, not even a sneak peek at your vulva:D
becos even if we should end up in a hotel room, me will leave the door ajar
so you can feel at ease, no hanky panky, just humour you until you go ha ha
then we go eat, drink and maybe sing abit if you should like it
until you loosen up, de=stress or even undress to show your tits
DirtyHairy here weil still be a gentleman and wont touch you one bit
not until you are happy, ready and say ok...take me...come eat it!:p

[a2014]

Yet I believe there are those who cannot take no for an answer. Eg: die die must kiss and die die must hold hand. And keep texting when I said I'm not keen liao.

So at the end of the day got Kiss Kiss and hold hand or not. Since you put up such criteria sure people want to try what. Try no harm done as as far as they are concern.

While you are looking around, do take care yourself.:)

[Senses]

My fear is after sending you photos and criteria, you are someone familiar..that will be embarrassing..haha..

[super_duper108]

So what's the verdict ?? Any bros selected ? Kindly provide FR...

[ol'coyote]

So what's the verdict ?? Any bros selected ? Kindly provide FR...

not me... :(

[Senses]

Bump..bump..