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adgemage
09-02-2006, 03:52 PM
Hi Cheongsters out there..... just wanted to find out if anyone would like to add to this one....

You know your are an International Cheongster if ".....

You know how to say BJ, FJ, HJ in moe than 4 languages (including sign language)

You sign up and join one or more of the field trips

You go for medical checkups once a fortnight

MOH Singapore asks you to go for medical checkups once a fortnight

Please add.....

newyorker88
09-02-2006, 03:59 PM
You know more than 4 HC or massage palours in that city,

You know the more than 3 gals there in that city.

You know the price, habits and customs of the city there

You have sex with more than 4 ethenic of people.

:D

add on..

meatlover
09-02-2006, 04:13 PM
You know your are an International Cheongster if whenever you're there, you always go kio kway ...

So simple thing you guys say until so luan. :D

我回來了
09-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Aiya. You are one when you always ask the hotel bellhop where got happening place with girls :rolleyes:

pomrakthai
10-02-2006, 07:43 AM
Aiya. You are one when you always ask the hotel bellhop where got happening place with girls :rolleyes:

You are an international cheongster if you know that Fowler is not a chicken seller! :D

BTW, I am also a Liverpool FC supporter...but lately it is not faring well....

nitecrawllerr
10-02-2006, 08:08 AM
Is one whos able to cheong alone independently, able to tell the difference between a shemale and female and able to get the best price! ;)

adgemage
10-02-2006, 03:34 PM
Is one whos able to cheong alone independently, able to tell the difference between a shemale and female and able to get the best price! ;)

You are given 30 days credit terms by the OKT / Ang pai.

You walk into a KTV / Disco and patrons mistake YOU for the OKT / "mamasan"

Batam Man
10-02-2006, 05:16 PM
After arrival, board a taxi, after telling him where to go, the next important thing you ask is "where's the most happening place in town huh?":p

ultra88man
10-02-2006, 05:43 PM
reach hotel, flip the black file to see if it has massage or sauna or not, then check the ext no. to ask : "wo si pec tial boh?" "有什么服务?“ "what services you provide?" .. or simply: "sawadee kah... pa pao?" then, ask price ... too high, hang up and go out look for FL ..

TD0620G
11-02-2006, 11:58 AM
after check-in, go to the nearest 7-eleven/pharmacy to buy condoms.

KLKOOL
11-02-2006, 01:49 PM
- U R a member of ISG, WSG, Mamak and SBF
- U can tell the difference between CD brands and models by touch (without pack)
- U never say no to anyone asking if u wan gers...
- When u go after CNY Holidays to HC's, the WL's gif u Ang Pow
- Ur phone address book is arranged by Country, and contain terms OKT, FL, WL, OL

Cheers :p

SkyEvo
11-02-2006, 04:00 PM
- U R a member of ISG, WSG, Mamak and SBF
- U can tell the difference between CD brands and models by touch (without pack)
- U never say no to anyone asking if u wan gers...
- When u go after CNY Holidays to HC's, the WL's gif u Ang Pow
- Ur phone address book is arranged by Country, and contain terms OKT, FL, WL, OL

Cheers

nice one regarding the phone address book arranged in such a way...:p

Gentle Beast
11-02-2006, 06:09 PM
- buy your CDs, mints from the airport's departure area
- on arrival, look out from your taxi's window to spot signs such NightClubs, KTV, Karaoke.
- check in double quick time and out of the room without unpacking
- straight to your favourite fcuk shop to take of that 'urge'

KLKOOL
11-02-2006, 06:42 PM
- First thing u do when u reach a KTV is check out the toilet to see how many position can do :D
- Take out translator to see what "how much?" "too expensive" " short term" "how many shot" is in the forign language
- Book hotels which are girl friendly

CHeers

surfer888
14-02-2006, 06:44 PM
- After checking-in hotel, No need to bathe but must wash dick before heading out.
- Never go to local HC or PCC 1 week before travel.

maninsin
17-02-2006, 01:04 AM
1. If your friends ask you to go overseas for cheonging sessions, you never say no....
2. Every cities you visited, you will defnitely leave you mark.....

:p

acmilan
17-02-2006, 10:57 AM
after check-in, go to the nearest 7-eleven/pharmacy to buy condoms.

Ya, that is a "must do".

Other must dos:
1) Make room sure more than 1 towel, more than 1 soap (if they do not have shampoo dispenser) and queen size bed.
2) Make sure bed clean and neat (like unused) for 2nd, 3rd or 4th or nth gal.
3) Make sure dick cleansed properly and smell nice with some cologne (for BBBJ).
4) Interview hotel staff on happening "chicks" places, "room services"...make sure have small change for tips. :D

acmilan
17-02-2006, 10:59 AM
2. Every cities you visited, you will defnitely leave you mark.....

:p

sure or not.... or U mean they leave a mark on U.:D

acmilan
17-02-2006, 11:01 AM
You are given 30 days credit terms by the OKT / Ang pai.

You walk into a KTV / Disco and patrons mistake YOU for the OKT / "mamasan"

aiya...just means U R regular at the same places..does not necessarily mean U R go to many International places:p