U know its time to retire when ......

[aikoN79]

You know it's time to retire when.....

1. You lost count on how many gals u bonk for the past 5 years.

2. You have gone international and tried at least a gal from each country.

3. Your list of FL phone numbers is more than your friends.

4. You have visited all the houses in Geylang.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you are having a great time at E8 Foodhouse instead of some sleazy hotels.

6. You got no interest in SYT anymore but pay more attention to MILF.

7. You see reports on raids and raids and more raids in the papers and TV.

8. Leaving the house without your condom which u always remembered.

10. You get up in the e morning and go on line to surf SBF.
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11. You start to go for HJ and BJ instead of FJ.

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to add rep pts to next.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no ..9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a ..9 on this list.


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. HAVE A GREAT BONK !! :D

[bedek05]

Well said bro aikon79 ... I give u a 9/10. How come u not at the samsters gathering ? :D

[HC_Cheongster]

You know it's time to retire when.....

1. You lost count on how many gals u bonk for the past 5 years. Oh shit!!

2. You have gone international and tried at least a gal from each country. Phew....

3. Your list of FL phone numbers is more than your friends. Heng....

4. You have visited all the houses in Geylang. Still a long way....

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you are having a great time at E8 Foodhouse instead of some sleazy hotels. Its not my 2nd hm yet....

6. You got no interest in SYT anymore but pay more attention to MILF. I still like SYT!!

7. You see reports on raids and raids and more raids in the papers and TV. OMG!!!

8. Leaving the house without your condom which u always remembered. Jia lutt!!!

10. You get up in the e morning and go on line to surf SBF. Tats Me!!!
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11. You start to go for HJ and BJ instead of FJ. Never!!

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. :D

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to add rep pts to next. Oh shit!!

14. You are too busy to notice there was no ..9 on this list. U caught me!!

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a ..9 on this list. Damn!!!!:D

[HC_Cheongster]

Looks like im still far away from Retire!!!! kekekekeke :D Charge!!!!

[Alabu]

Heng ah i still new dun need to retire yet.... Enjoy while still young...:p

[newbadass]

You know it's time to retire when.....

1. You lost count on how many gals u bonk for the past 5 years. Only bonked a few, but lost count of how many times each one...

2. You have gone international and tried at least a gal from each country. Not yet! Not yet! African haven't tried yet!

3. Your list of FL phone numbers is more than your friends. Phew

4. You have visited all the houses in Geylang. Visit only mah, not patronize...

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you are having a great time at E8 Foodhouse instead of some sleazy hotels. Nabei...

6. You got no interest in SYT anymore but pay more attention to MILF. I've always done that. When I start having more interest in SYT, I'll retire.

7. You see reports on raids and raids and more raids in the papers and TV. Who doesn't?

8. Leaving the house without your condom which u always remembered. Never happened. Heng ah!

10. You get up in the e morning and go on line to surf SBF. Hotel 81 got internet meh?.

11. You start to go for HJ and BJ instead of FJ. Usually do this anyway...

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. Kee siao ah?

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to add rep pts to next. Not to you obviously. Because I already did it last year.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no ..9 on this list. Got me!

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a ..9 on this list. Got me again! %$^#&@

[bedek05]

Wow heng me not so bad ... haven't reach retirement yet>I'm just beginning to enjoy life.I've already tried Sillypore; indonesia; M'sia & Thailand... still got long way to go. My aim to try at least 1 gal from each country.Hmmm ... I wonder if it can be done.Hehehe...

[dt3305]

Clap clap...for me it will goes like this...

You know it is time to retire when:

1. You see your bank account drops from 5 figures to 4 and going towards 3.
2. You have seen all the different types of breast, ass, cunt, of course some can be very vomit inducing...
3. When you start to surf more of DSC website than Sammboy.
4. When the staff at DSC and Afa recognise you as a regular(for checkup) and your contribution to them is more than what you donated to Ren Ci Hosipital.
5. When your regular HC gal starts reminding you again $50 is for HJ and half strip, $80 for BJ with full strip and $100 is for FJ. And no finger digging of cunt...
6. When playing Counter strike got more thrill than bonking aimlessly...
7. When you saw your own nipples turn dark and ugly...(from too much licking and licking by all the gals)
8. When you find the KTV mummy is actually more sexy and attractive than the hostess...(you are getting old dude).
9. When each time after your KTV session, you saw the sign board"Traffic Police Ops. Please drive carefully" and you regretted drinking and try to powder your face so it won't be so reddish...
10. When you realise you are paying the gal and you are working hard to make her shiok instead of the other way round...

[thaivisitor]

You know it's time to retire when.....

1. You lost count on how many gals u bonk for the past 5 years.

2. You have gone international and tried at least a gal from each country.

3. Your list of FL phone numbers is more than your friends.

4. You have visited all the houses in Geylang.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you are having a great time at E8 Foodhouse instead of some sleazy hotels.

6. You got no interest in SYT anymore but pay more attention to MILF.

7. You see reports on raids and raids and more raids in the papers and TV.

8. Leaving the house without your condom which u always remembered.

10. You get up in the e morning and go on line to surf SBF.
.
11. You start to go for HJ and BJ instead of FJ.

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to add rep pts to next.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no ..9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a ..9 on this list.


AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. HAVE A GREAT BONK !! :D
KNN, talking about me, izit? :D

Cheers
Tee Vee

[ryanlim]

KNN, talking about me, izit? :D

KNN.............quote the whole post for a one liner reply...........Zap you

:mad:

[Optimus_Prime]

You know it's time to retire when.....

1. You lost count on how many gals u bonk for the past 5 years.
Oops...maybe I can include my toes...

2. You have gone international and tried at least a gal from each country.
Think they talking abt our Chief Zack or bro imom... not me...

3. Your list of FL phone numbers is more than your friends.
Hmmm... this includes past or just existing contacts ??

4. You have visited all the houses in Geylang.
Nope... only tried one long long ago...

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that you are having a great time at E8 Foodhouse instead of some sleazy hotels.
Heng ah... still nowhere close...

6. You got no interest in SYT anymore but pay more attention to MILF.
SYTs for me all the way...:D

7. You see reports on raids and raids and more raids in the papers and TV.
Oh No !!

8. Leaving the house without your condom which u always remembered.
Buy only when u need...

10. You get up in the e morning and go on line to surf SBF.
Oops... Got me there !!

11. You start to go for HJ and BJ instead of FJ.
Neh.... where's the fun in that ??

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
Yes I am...

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to add rep pts to next.
No lei... who ah ?? Who ??

14. You are too busy to notice there was no ..9 on this list.
Good One !! got me...

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a ..9 on this list.
got me twice...

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. HAVE A GREAT BONK !!I wished... NaNa not around alreadi mah...heehee
Member of The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN

[HC_Cheongster]

Wah bro OP!!! Seems like we r not destined to retired soon!! kekekeke Sounds like the war between us for SYTs is not gonna be over so soon liaozz!!! :D

[Optimus_Prime]

Wah bro OP!!! Seems like we r not destined to retired soon!! kekekeke Sounds like the war between us for SYTs is not gonna be over so soon liaozz!!! :D
Sighhhzzz.... I may be over sooner than u think... as I got PC liaoz... but dunno if she will stay PC then change to OC or just fade away...
Member of The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN

[HC_Cheongster]

Sighhhzzz.... I may be over sooner than u think... as I got PC liaoz... but dunno if she will stay PC then change to OC or just fade away...
Goot luck to u then!!! its from my heart de!! Cos then i will hve a lesser compitior liao!!! :D kekekekeke But it would be boringzzz liao isnt it??? :rolleyes:

[aikoN79]

Clap clap...for me it will goes like this...

You know it is time to retire when:

1. You see your bank account drops from 5 figures to 4 and going towards 3.
2. You have seen all the different types of breast, ass, cunt, of course some can be very vomit inducing...
3. When you start to surf more of DSC website than Sammboy.
4. .

errmm.... bro. ..... u still dun get the MAIN point of this thread ??? is the last 2 points that is the main point. :D