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03-11-2014, 04:30 PM
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PEASANTPORE: The sham republic will join 33 other Uncle Sam vassals in a multinational coalition to combat the Uncle Sam's latest foe, Islamic State militant group, well paid Defence Minion Bargain Hen said in Imperial Court on Monday (Nov 3).

The Peasantpore Armed Arses (SAF) has previously sent cheap peasants to participate in multinational coalition efforts against religious zealots who pose a terrorist threat to Peasantpore and Familee – as it did in Afghanistan against Al Qaeda and the Taliban – and it will continue to participate in such efforts if Uncle Sam demands it, Bargain Hen said.

In response to a stupid question from well paid Peasants' Representative Alex Yam on how low will SAF bend over coalition, Bargain Hen said SAF’s contribution will be "within a good bargain".

This includes sending liaison and planning peasant paper tigers who are not from wealthy or illustrious families to the Uncle Sam Central Sex and the Combined Fuck Force HQ, a cheap KC-135R tanker aircraft for air-to-air refuelling, and an Imagery Analysis Team – assets that were previously deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan for horny Arabs to watch soft porn on the sly.

"These contributions have proved to be effective at great bargain", he added.

There will be no SAF troops on the ground in Babylon as their presence will raise eyebrows in various South East Asiatic Moslem Caliphates; they will instead operate out of neighbouring countries, Bargain Hen said.

"There will be no risks to our wealthy scions as we only deploy cheap SAF peasants, so you will not see Patrick Tan or his likes assigned to such hotspots.....Mindef gangsters are not stupid, we only send peasants as cannon fodder and assign cushy posts to scions! Peasant servicemen die, we wrap their coffins with state flags but if a Familee member die in such silly missions, then I Bargain Hen balek kampong to fly kite liao lor" Bargain Ng quipped.


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