ifonlyyoucould
26-05-2014, 08:15 PM
i'm getting quite tired of seeing posts stating that they're fit/handsome/leanmeanmachine what nots so here's a short (litereally) 'profile' of me.
I am fat
I am short when standing on 2 legs
I am short when lying down
I have no money
I am ugly
I am horny
I JUST NEED SOME ACTION TONIGHT!!!
pm me for contact number and we'll take it from there if there's any takers..
east siders would be awesome :)
cheerios
I am fat
I am short when standing on 2 legs
I am short when lying down
I have no money
I am ugly
I am horny
I JUST NEED SOME ACTION TONIGHT!!!
pm me for contact number and we'll take it from there if there's any takers..
east siders would be awesome :)
cheerios