Embarassin moments when buyin CD...

[singexpat]

Hi Bros,

juz wanna share e recent xia suay experience of mine...

Was at a mama shop n wanted to buy CD for "emergency purposes"...
I was unable to see anyone at the counter and thus, juz pick 1 box (3 pc onli lah) n walk around the shop to find the staff...

Then, i was near the door and someone shouted "Oei!! condoms oso muz steal!!":eek:

TMD, so many passerbys were lookin at me...

I quickly threw back e CD n bought somewhere else...

ANy bros got similar or worse experiences??

Please support my 1,000th post...:D

[chickenzip]

Wah....1000 sia...congrats!

mine something similar to urs lah...last time still young, i do buy CD...shy so choose the correct time when no one is at the cashier counter and hope for a quick settle on the bill. But the stupid pig cashier shouted loudly to his other colleague "Ooei the XXX bran condom how much huh! No price tag!" CB...everyone in the shop looked at me...:o

[tommyboy290906]

hI bROS,
Just found out not to long ago that CD have different sizes.
Like durex 52mm, 54mm & Trojan supra 57mm & not least 58mm.
I guess not many folks out there knows about it.

[sbfpolis]

The aunty cashier at the petrol kiosk gave a big frown when she saw the CD. I am sure the few people behind me saw it. Made me feel like some kind of sin to buy CD.:eek:

[walkingdick]

You should quickly shout back "Your mother/wife said will pay for me later!!!!!"

[walkingdick]

The aunty cashier at the petrol kiosk gave a big frown when she saw the CD. I am sure the few people behind me saw it. Made me feel like some kind of sin to buy CD.:eek:

She frown becoz she like 25 years never kena bonked aledy

[tommyboy290906]

Should say getting for kids birthday party urgently. Can't get ballon at this hour so late lah!.

[singexpat]

seems like many people, esp e older generation still frown upon people buyin CD...

think they should change their mindset to b happy cos we are responsible adults when we use CD!!:D

my gf is oso very paiseh to buy CD... was wif her one time at 7-11 and we were buyin some tibits.. i was comtemplating to buy CD or not (eyes juz keepin lookin at CD n then look at gf)..

she gave me e 'up to u look" n walk outside..

then i juz buy loh.. go outside n she ask me got buy or not..:D

hai.. y cant girls b more direct ah..

[chickenzip]

think they should change their mindset to b happy cos we are responsible adults when we use CD!!

aiya bro...we are in a chinese asia country...wen u use CD oni means u are half responsible. Cos it is each responsiblility also to prevent pre marriage or pre mature sex..;)
of course the suitation is diff if u are making out with legal wife lah.

[Castrol]

ANy bros got similar or worse experiences??

Please support my 1,000th post...:D

bro you hit 1000 posts got blanjah or not?

i remember 1 old hk movie that was shown in the cinemas during the early days of condoms in s'pore. zen zi wei (the short and plump funny male actor) was getting a bonk but had to buy condoms. he was very shy but managed to pay quickly and darted out of the store, smiling with relief the paisay part was over.

then many people rushed to him with cameras and microphones. he just bought the 1st 1000th condom pack from the store! :D

[meatlover]

There was once when I was with my ex in one of those condom shops in lucky plaza. Happened to bump into one of her galfriends in the shop. They were looking at some designs and my ex's friend asked her dunno what things and my ex replied quite loud: "this one used before liao, not nice one" ... TMD ... I disappear from the scene in split second after hearing that to go to the bus-stop in front to take a fag to siam the embarassment:(

[Evianalps]

When i was 15 i used to buy cd far far away from my place(take bus someore) around 7-8am at 7-11 coz i know ard that time not many ppl will not go there.Then i reach there the casher look at me and wonder why so early buy cd one??Then i take bus again go home happy happy

[singexpat]

of course the suitation is diff if u are making out with legal wife lah.

Bro.. how they know u married or not?? still give u e face when u buy unless u declare " i buy cd for my wife"...:D


bro you hit 1000 posts got blanjah or not?

then many people rushed to him with cameras and microphones. he just bought the 1st 1000th condom pack from the store!.

I get u e first 1000th CD loh...:D
i tink u veri experienced to buy cd hor...

[chickenzip]

Bro.. how they know u married or not?? still give u e face when u buy unless u declare " i buy cd for my wife"

tats y where ever u go to buy CD, pple will look at u in one kind except for one place. U will nvr get the funni look if u buy CD in geylang...:D

[singexpat]

tats y where ever u go to buy CD, pple will look at u in one kind except for one place. U will nvr get the funni look if u buy CD in geylang...

u mean they give u e appreciative look??:D

[chickenzip]

u mean they give u e appreciative look??

of course...the more pple fuck...the more business they have mah...provided all wear helmet lah! :D

[metaldag]

u mean they give u e appreciative look??:D
Probably, they jus couldn't b bothered as CD's transaction there r so common.

[nismo88]

u mean they give u e appreciative look??:D
they sell CD everyday like Bak Cho Mee ma..... sian oredi....

Bro u beri free oredi isit?? :D

[chickenzip]

they sell CD everyday like Bak Cho Mee ma..... sian oredi....

Bro u beri free oredi isit??

Bro sing always veri free one :D

[nismo88]

Bro sing always veri free one :D
Bro chicken u dunno.... sometimes he will become beri busy one.... :D

but he din tell me before he tried to steal CD leh... haha jokin

[thaiholebanger]

u mean they give u e appreciative look??:D

They will give you the 2 thumbs up signal and say: "Remember to post FR"

[nismo88]

They will give you the 2 thumbs up signal and say: "Remember to post FR"
Bro then they must be samster oso :eek: :D

[Castrol]

I get u e first 1000th CD loh...:D
i tink u veri experienced to buy cd hor...

hahaha... i very experienced in buying CD from the vending machine only... :D

[thaiholebanger]

hahaha... i very experienced in buying CD from the vending machine only... :D

Where got vending machine?

[KKHHLOVE]

Where got vending machine?
Ya, where got vending machine ? I stop buying CD from Cold Storage, NTUC, 7-11 and Esso cos always kena funny look like I committing major crime lidat. Nowadays always buy CD from mama store at GL Lor 25 (is it), opposite POSB and besides the car audio shop. The big fat mama never give you a second look just take your $10 and give you back your change.:D

[chickenzip]

Nowadays always buy CD from mama store at GL Lor 25 (is it), opposite POSB and besides the car audio shop. The big fat mama never give you a second look just take your $10 and give you back your change.

the big mama nvr tried to "up" u arh...regularly see u buy CD :D

[KKHHLOVE]

the big mama nvr tried to "up" u arh...regularly see u buy CD :D
No lah I clever mah. He always inside the store and somemore I must stretch my hand to give hime the $10. If he make a move, then I take the CD and run lah.:D

[chickenzip]

No lah I clever mah. He always inside the store and somemore I must stretch my hand to give hime the $10. If he make a move, then I take the CD and run lah.

Naibei...I can't stop laughing...:D
wat if one day she standing outside...?? :eek:

[ahpaul25]

Aaaa.........what so embarassing when u buy CD........I always stay proud to buy these CD......worst still I buy quite alot for backup..........I even ask them what's the coolest design and hot seller now? They even introduce me and say which is gd and bad! Heehehe....:D

[KKHHLOVE]

Naibei...I can't stop laughing...:D
wat if one day she standing outside...?? :eek:
Wah bro chicken you seem quite familiar with this mama store leh ? Jus now type the gender wrongly. The old mama man is quite normal size but the woman mama (maybe wife) is the big size one. If she standing outside then guess I'll go to the corner coffee shop and have a Carlsberg first and come back later lor. Anyway at 5-6pm, the corner coffee shop got many PRC gals come and eat dinner before going classes at CPA House. Can look look see see first mah and hope got zaogeng or what.

[Ken yeang]

hehe...so farney reading this thread. May I suggest you guys to buy condoms in bulk and share with fellow samsters later? Can even get discout price due to buying bulk. Oso, this can save us from paiseh paying CD at counters....

Hmmmm, I was wondering if there is any feasibility in CD house-to-house delivery business........ :D

[chickenzip]

They even introduce me and say which is gd and bad! Heehehe....

Wah bro..got sales service one lei...introduce the shop to us leh...:D

[ahpaul25]

Wah bro..got sales service one lei...introduce the shop to us leh...

Hehehe......u go Far East Plaza lor.......:D or GL also can....nowsadays many of them do sales service liao.....maybe I not Pai say lah...so I ask those salesger what the hottest seller....they even +++ and laugh to me,ask me buy this and that,hahaha :D

[chickenzip]

Wah bro chicken you seem quite familiar with this mama store leh ? Anyway at 5-6pm, the corner coffee shop got many PRC gals come and eat dinner before going classes at CPA House. Can look look see see first mah and hope got zaogeng or what.

Haha...me also passed by that area one...;)
that mama shop nvr give ur VIP discount card arh...? :D

[Castrol]

Where got vending machine?

lavender H81 have lay...

[chickenzip]

so I ask those salesger what the hottest seller....they even +++ and laugh to me,ask me buy this and that,hahaha

wah...u nvr ask them wanna try out together arh...??? :D

[sg_boytoy]

When i was 15 i used to buy cd far far away from my place(take bus someore) around 7-8am at 7-11 coz i know ard that time not many ppl will not go there.Then i reach there the casher look at me and wonder why so early buy cd one??Then i take bus again go home happy happy

Wah~ expensive condoms leh :)

[ahpaul25]

wah...u nvr ask them wanna try out together arh...??? :D

Wah Kaoz :eek: .....later she agreed how? If my gf at my side, sure kenna *BASH* by her man......LOlx

[ConnerDoReMe]

Then, i was near the door and someone shouted "Oei!! condoms oso muz steal!!":eek:


wah if its me who kenna this sentence i will complain against that staff to their management, ST forum etc. already! where is the service excellent!
haben step out of the store oso wanna kpkb
bad service attitude should not be tolerated! :cool:

[c0mawhite]

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wa damn suay:D

[c0mawhite]

The aunty cashier at the petrol kiosk gave a big frown when she saw the CD. I am sure the few people behind me saw it. Made me feel like some kind of sin to buy CD.:eek:

tell the aunty, ' then u want me to do raw meh?!' :D

[sg_boytoy]

First time buying condoms - wait until the queue at the cashier counter is gone, ensure not many browsers in the store, quickly approach the counter, grab a pack and pay while glancing furtively if there are people forming a queue behind you and trying to look as nonchalent as possible. Haven't we all gone through that phase, ha ha ha :D

[cheongkid]

Don't understand what's the big hoo-ha... Then what about girls buying pads and tampons and the cashier is a guy?

[sg_boytoy]

Don't understand what's the big hoo-ha... Then what about girls buying pads and tampons and the cashier is a guy?

Bro cheongkid, you are absolutely right, what about girls buying pads and tampons and the cashier is a guy :confused:

[jinky]

hmm.. if u all scare paiseh.. n trust online transacation..
u can try buy from yahoo auction ba..
deliver right to ur house :P

[kel00free]

hmm.. if u all scare paiseh.. n trust online transacation..
u can try buy from yahoo auction ba..
deliver right to ur house

tat's a good idea bro...i remembered when i first bought condom...also scared like hell...heart beating fast...that was then...:o

[jinky]

tat's a good idea bro...i remembered when i first bought condom...also scared like hell...heart beating fast...that was then...:o

me also.. took a quick exit..
the cashier at 7-11 was looking at me like.. ermm. wat the hell dis guy is buying

hahaz.. till i saw thru auction.. got ppl sell.. as long u trust online transaction

[singexpat]

of course...the more pple fuck...the more business they have mah...provided all wear helmet lah!


Probably, they jus couldn't b bothered as CD's transaction there r so common.


Bros.. seems u set up stall n sell in GL before hor.. :D


Bro u beri free oredi isit??


Bro sing always veri free one

shh shh.. later my boss c i die...:eek:

[singexpat]

hmm.. if u all scare paiseh.. n trust online transacation..
u can try buy from yahoo auction ba..
deliver right to ur house

so how many u need to order?? 1 carton of 12 packs??:D


Bros, do any realise tht mainly mama shops dun care abt u buyin condoms but its more of those old chinese grocery shops (wif ah peks n ah mas) tht will shake their head or stare at u when u buy CD...

Nowadays, i ask e chick to buy...:D

[SamiHyypia]

nabei...that reminds me i need to replenish helmet liao....stock running low..cannot ask my gf buy also...

[EatNDrink]

Go market and buy sotong lor .. if ur thk is malu to buy CD .. anyway sotong is CD compartible .. lol :D

[chickenzip]

Bros.. seems u set up stall n sell in GL before hor..

no play play...i may own a chains of mama shops in sillypore. :D

[Tiger Beer]

BTW, there a place is Whampoa that sell the Featherlite (12s') at $6.80. The aunty always gimme a look at first but after sometime she used to me liao. I find the Featherlite one of the cheapest here, compared to other places that sell for b/w $8 to 10 per box of 12.

[Vamp88]

Next time when u buy CD from 7-11 go in and ask the cashier for CD straight away and they will be the 1 malu not u.

[winger_tag]

Talking about such moments,....when I first got married, we use to buy condoms in the super market, once my wifey asked me quite loudly while in the cashier Q: darling...do we have anymore condoms left in the house? i replied no more liao...then she said how come so fast finish....KNN everybody looking at me like I some sex freak who screw around with other woman using the condoms my wife bought.

[Reeemer]

Remember once, was driving to chick's place for a fling, stopped at petrol kiosk to top up and used the chance to buy rubber helmet.

In my haste, I forgot to place the 2 items on separate receipts.

Imagine how I had to explain after my receipt was given to accounts department (claim transport account).......:D

My accountant also malu when called me to clarify.....lucky she covered up for me and did not tell my boss......

Come to think of it, if she had been a babe......I could have said, 'Yeah, I did buy that, when we gonna use them?'

hee hee

[Ronaldo]

I still rememeber during my earlier days, I damn scared to buy from 7-11 or NTUC. You know those jokes about the cashier picking out the condom to check the price loudly? Tot it might happened to me...

Then when Condomania open, it really relaxed me abit about buying condom there cos you should be buying sexual products there. But the sales assistant is a female and asked me what I need..Sibei jialat.. Pretend say friend birthday and want to buy some novelty gifts for him.. Then in end bought some chocolate and strawberry flavoured condoms.. Still got used lor..

Then my poly friend told me, buy from Mama shop cos the Ah Neh will never recognised you as we look the same to them.. Wonder if its true so bought the condom from the Mama shop near my place..along with The Straits Times, New Paper, and some sweets.. cover abit mahz.. hehe.. So I bought my first Durex..

Now after working overseas, become damn brave in buying condoms even in Singapore. Still rememeber in HK Watsons, buying the supplies for my weekly assault in China, mostly family pack and 5-6 boxes. The sales girl see until shocked. In Singapore also the same now..

But I think buying condom is nothing to be shy about, we practise safe sex mahz.. If not wait until the day you buy pregnancy test kit or HIV test kit, you tell me that one more shy or buy condom shy..

Oh ya..how about guys buying sex toys lehz? Or Porno magazine...?

[squirt]

got idea liao. this cold storage near my house got a very pretty cashier. i think i will buy condom then see how she react :D

[chickenzip]

got idea liao. this cold storage near my house got a very pretty cashier. i think i will buy condom then see how she react

u try buy some large banana also lah...then ask her if the condom can fit or not lah...:D

[singexpat]

no play play...i may own a chains of mama shops in sillypore.

Bro.. can call ur mama shops "chicken's rubber"..:D


Imagine how I had to explain after my receipt was given to accounts department (claim transport account).......

My accountant also malu when called me to clarify.....lucky she covered up for me and did not tell my boss.......

didnt know tht now company can claim cd oso... bro, any vacancy?? :D

[chickenzip]

Bro.. can call ur mama shops "chicken's rubber"..
didnt know tht now company can claim cd oso... bro, any vacancy??

Great idea...can sell chicken rice too...free "chicken rubber" for every $5 spend. :D

Bro Sing...Bro reeemer claim petrol pumped lah...my mama shop supervisor then can claim CD for their own lah...but cum pump on their own lah...:D

[singexpat]

Great idea...can sell chicken rice too...free "chicken rubber" for every $5 spend.


hmmm.. i startin to wonder if sellin cd will b big business...

judgin by e sheer numbers of PRC n FLs in e trade, tink CD will b sellin like hot cakes..:D

[8310]

what is the minimum age that can buy condom??

[Dicky88]

If, and really if, one day sec schs/JCs/Polys/Uni selling CD at their own mama shops due to high abortion rate / young sex age trend, think it's indeed 'embarassing moments' for ppl to buy CD there liao :rolleyes:

[EatNDrink]

u try buy some large banana also lah...then ask her if the condom can fit or not lah...:D

Wow .. baby u solid leh, ur words never fail to make me laugh, up u for that .. :D

[chickenzip]

Wow .. baby u solid leh, ur words never fail to make me laugh, up u for that ..

hehe...u nvr knw. the gal cashier probably have done it so, thus experience enough to give her judgement.

:D

[jinky]

dun tink got age limit to buy i guess

[chickenzip]

dun tink got age limit to buy i guess

But there are various reaction u will draw if you are of a different age group :

1) Age 14 - 19 = SURE OR NOT SO YOUNG?? *blink blink* ??? :eek:
2) Age 20 - 25 = Veri *darling* huh???
3) Age 26 - 30 = aiya married couple lah
4) Age 31 - 40 = wah...still going good huh
5) Age 41 - 50 = Good lord!!! I salute u!!!
6) Age 51 - 60 = Ti Ko Pei (dirty old man)
7) Age 61 - 70 = SURE OR NOT SO OLD LIAO?? Blink Blink???

If i buy..."Naibei...u need condom to suck milk meh??" :D

[singexpat]

7) Age 61 - 70 = SURE OR NOT SO OLD LIAO?? Blink Blink???

Bro.. u forget 71-80 = Siao eh.. Be Careful of ur heart atttack ah..:D

i seriously wonder if a 60yr old ah pei will feel paiseh to buy cd or not..:rolleyes:

[chickenzip]

Bro.. u forget 71-80 = Siao eh.. Be Careful of ur heart atttack ah..

tats a good one..bro. LOL :D

[singexpat]

tats a good one..bro. LOL

tot u will continue for 80 to 90...:D

[chickenzip]

tot u will continue for 80 to 90...

If 80 to 90 used CD, then might need a bigger rubber wrap...to wrap the corpse...:D

[EatNDrink]

But there are various reaction u will draw if you are of a different age group :

If i buy..."Naibei...u need condom to suck milk meh??" :D

Or the cashier will tell you, 'boy boy, this is not a toy, ok? toy section is over there .. hahaha ..'

[chickenzip]

Or the cashier will tell you, 'boy boy, this is not a toy, ok? toy section is over there .. hahaha ..'

the condom got put "age 3 & above only" meh...??? :confused: :D

[singexpat]

the condom got put "age 3 & above only" meh...???

never write lah but minimum should be at least 12 rite??

no puberty how to use...:D

[metaldag]

Just wondering how the shop assitant will react if an underage kid make a purchase?

[chickenzip]

Just wondering how the shop assitant will react if an underage kid make a purchase?

tik no law on this yet...so the shop assistant probably will say "didi/meimei...this one not balloon orh..." :D

[EatNDrink]

tik no law on this yet...so the shop assistant probably will say "didi/meimei...this one not balloon orh..." :D

Hahaha .. so baby, what shd be ur respond? 'Pls lor, da-jie-jie, I know what is this lor .. u dun believe, let's try together ..' hahaha :D

[chickenzip]

Hahaha .. so baby, what shd be ur respond? 'Pls lor, da-jie-jie, I know what is this lor .. u dun believe, let's try together ..' hahaha

if she say okie...i will slip the CD onto my hand and give her a good fisting! :D

[EatNDrink]

if she say okie...i will slip the CD onto my hand and give her a good fisting! :D

Hahaha .. if you ever do that, the gal probably will respond, 'di-di, you nottie hor, jie jie call uncle police lor ..'