Any female wanna be my FB?

[wannaGoBatam]

Any female wanna be my FB?

male 23
1.64m 63kg
:D

[georgemagnum]

Any benefits or not?
Looks how?
Length how?
Girth how?

All this info may get you a FB .... Pls consider :)

[Cuntworth]

Any benefits or not?
Looks how?
Length how?
Girth how?

All this info may get you a FB .... Pls consider :)

Got pic to show??

[SnowLeopards]

The young... Simply hopeless.

Pierre.

[real_king]

Got pic to show??

whenever i see your nick, i already know what you gonna post. lolx.

[malehotbod71]

Indeed... young n ignorant...

[georgemagnum]

whenever i see your nick, i already know what you gonna post. lolx.

I share the same sentiments ...... :D

[Cuntworth]

whenever i see your nick, i already know what you gonna post. lolx.

I share the same sentiments ...... :D

Asking on the behalf of those who are shy to post requests:D

[georgemagnum]

Asking on the behalf of those who are shy to post requests:D

Thanks CW bro, very thotful of u :D

[Cuntworth]

Thanks CW bro, very thotful of u :D

No problem... Have a great weekend!!!:D

[georgemagnum]

No problem... Have a great weekend!!!:D

Lols ... Sama sama CW bro :D

[discordpiggy]

Lols ... Sama sama CW bro :D

he is Minister of the caring and sharing community in sbf...

Got pic to show??? :D

[Cuntworth]

he is Minister of the caring and sharing community in sbf...

Got pic to show??? :D

Forum motto.. Sharing is caring..:D

[discordpiggy]

Any benefits or not?
Looks how?
Length how?
Girth how?

All this info may get you a FB .... Pls consider :)

wow! first time i see people use this worth here!!! u got INK! :D

[georgemagnum]

wow! first time i see people use this worth here!!! u got INK! :D

I wanted to use the word diameter.
But I worry engrish phofessor chak me ... So I check dictionary first :D

[discordpiggy]

I wanted to use the word diameter.
But I worry engrish phofessor chak me ... So I check dictionary first :D

wahahha!! must be auto-correct. i also have wrong spelling there! should read as: "wow! first time i see people use this WORD here!!! u got INK!

[discordpiggy]

As someone mentioned to me, that due to the growing porn industry, perception of size (such as length or girth) matters and this had made some males felt quite insecure about their IT. so he had asked this question:

What do female actually like:
1) is it length first then girth, or girth first then length
2) shape of the head that appeals to the female-big?! small, mushroom pattern!?!

:D

[durianhead]

As someone mentioned to me, that due to the growing porn industry, perception of size (such as length or girth) matters and this had made some males felt quite insecure about their IT. so he had asked this question:

What do female actually like:
1) is it length first then girth, or girth first then length
2) shape of the head that appeals to the female-big?! small, mushroom pattern!?!

:D

Care to share your preference? Since you mentioned.:D

[real_king]

Let me guess (discordpork)

Length as long as enough. the thicker the better.
Prefer straight. Non-curved.

Got pic to show? :D

[discordpiggy]

Care to share your preference? Since you mentioned.:D

My answers are.... *drum roll

1) girth before length

Let me put it in my own singlish terms. However, I personally do not prefer too much of length, neither too much of girth. Because too long hurts and too thick hurts too... i am flesh and blood. try it yourself, imagine you have an EXTRA LONG and EXTRA THICK, gigantic bitter gourd continuously poking you... pain anot?!
http://www.juicing-for-health.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bittergourd.jpg

not to mention, hands and mouth too small! how to do HJ and MJ?! it is all solid musCLE you know! epic fail right?! therefore, moral of the story, best is normal size and have lots of good fun pleasing each other. not pain, not hard on the hands and mouth.

2) shape of it

again, too big a head also makes it hard to shaft it in at the beginning... albeit pain and friction is good for rough sex and some bdsm... but, comeon! too much of it still a turnoff.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/150/129/antrey/antrey0802/antrey080200010/2481528-ants-surround-mushroom.jpg

mouth need to open big, and need to stretch jaw muscle... tired le! LOLOL!!!

so best is normal just nice size de. ok?!

Porn industry is a fantasy. if idiots believe that they must have size and fit like porn stars, then they only want fantasy. That at the end of the day, will make themselves uber miserable. most importantly, its the chemistry and the personality of your partners, be it wives or girl friends. also if you have spend enough time understanding each others' likes and dislikes.

sorry I am not an expert. above is just personal point of perspective. and definitely no offence to anyone. i think when you reached a stage of sufficient understanding with the person you are having sex with; size, measurement, girth or length watever you wanna call it, will never ever be a bother. which means by the time you have that understanding, responsibilities and emotions kick it, some would say hweelings (as quoted by real_king). then the sexual journey would be indeed, truly, fulfilling.

sextisfied with my answers?! :D

[discordpiggy]

Let me guess (discordpork)

Length as long as enough. the thicker the better.
Prefer straight. Non-curved.

Got pic to show? :D

I take it that you had too much botox on your face that you can't eat chewy meat, that you can only imagine eating pork and became delirious... hence spelt my nick wrong... :rolleyes:

you up me before?! how would you know what are my preferences?! :eek: what pic to show?! shouldn't you be showing yours?! :D

[real_king]

I take it that you had too much botox on your face that you can't eat chewy meat, that you can only imagine eating pork and became delirious... hence spelt my nick wrong... :rolleyes:

you up me before?! how would you know what are my preferences?! :eek: what pic to show?! shouldn't you be showing yours?! :D

Remember ah huat the butcher?
Its all my porn fantasy imagination. Keke.

I scared I tio guiness for *****est if I showed mine. :eek:

[durianhead]

My answers are.... *drum roll

1) girth before length

Let me put it in my own singlish terms. However, I personally do not prefer too much of length, neither too much of girth. Because too long hurts and too thick hurts too... i am flesh and blood. try it yourself, imagine you have an EXTRA LONG and EXTRA THICK, gigantic bitter gourd continuously poking you... pain anot?!
http://www.juicing-for-health.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bittergourd.jpg

not to mention, hands and mouth too small! how to do HJ and MJ?! it is all solid musCLE you know! epic fail right?! therefore, moral of the story, best is normal size and have lots of good fun pleasing each other. not pain, not hard on the hands and mouth.

2) shape of it

again, too big a head also makes it hard to shaft it in at the beginning... albeit pain and friction is good for rough sex and some bdsm... but, comeon! too much of it still a turnoff.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/150/129/antrey/antrey0802/antrey080200010/2481528-ants-surround-mushroom.jpg

mouth need to open big, and need to stretch jaw muscle... tired le! LOLOL!!!

so best is normal just nice size de. ok?!

Porn industry is a fantasy. if idiots believe that they must have size and fit like porn stars, then they only want fantasy. That at the end of the day, will make themselves uber miserable. most importantly, its the chemistry and the personality of your partners, be it wives or girl friends. also if you have spend enough time understanding each others' likes and dislikes.

sorry I am not an expert. above is just personal point of perspective. and definitely no offence to anyone. i think when you reached a stage of sufficient understanding with the person you are having sex with; size, measurement, girth or length watever you wanna call it, will never ever be a bother. which means by the time you have that understanding, responsibilities and emotions kick it, some would say hweelings (as quoted by real_king). then the sexual journey would be indeed, truly, fulfilling.

sextisfied with my answers?! :D

Chinese say: 够味就好！agree with your view. But what is "hweeling" can eat onot?

[discordpiggy]

Remember ah huat the butcher?
Its all my porn fantasy imagination. Keke.

I scared I tio guiness for *****est if I showed mine. :eek:

nah! its ok! i check you first, to see if you really pass the guiness book of records for the long est or the bigg est.

did you put too much stars * in your hang man!?

got pic to show???:D

[discordpiggy]

Chinese say: 够味就好！agree with your view. But what is "hweeling" can eat onot?

according to real_king... he said and I quote from his earlier post:

oohhh baby. real king needs the hweeling one. nt neccessary must eat. All cats eat fish but he may choose to lick it abit and just step away.

apparently hweeling is abstract and cannot eat, only can HWEEL! see if you want to be the cat who licks and step away nia... or just want to anyhow eat fish! :D

are you the licker or the eater?! :p

[real_king]

nah! its ok! i check you first, to see if you really pass the guiness book of records for the long est or the bigg est.

did you put too much stars * in your hang man!?

got pic to show???:D

Me. Should b ****test.

I got pic. Wanna see? U still want to eat your dinner? Lolx. :D

[real_king]

according to real_king... he said and I quote from his earlier post:



apparently hweeling is abstract and cannot eat, only can HWEEL! see if you want to be the cat who licks and step away nia... or just want to anyhow eat fish! :D

are you the licker or the eater?! :p

Not I haolian. But I really choose to walk away from the fishy sometimes. Coz the smell was too overbearing. Lolx. :D

Mai hiam buay pai, ai hiam si ji tay sai

I declare myself as the chooser. :P

[durianhead]

Not I haolian. But I really choose to walk away from the fishy sometimes. Coz the smell was too overbearing. Lolx. :D

Mai hiam buay pai, ai hiam si ji tay sai

I declare myself as the chooser. :P

So can do what? Lick and walk away, lick and eat it or simply eat it without lick? My angmo pri 3+ standard oni

[discordpiggy]

Me. Should b ****test.

I got pic. Wanna see? U still want to eat your dinner? Lolx.

OF cos i want to see! i on diet no eat dinner! what have i not seen before?! :cool:

Not I haolian. But I really choose to walk away from the fishy sometimes. Coz the smell was too overbearing. Lolx. :D

Mai hiam buay pai, ai hiam si ji tay sai

I declare myself as the chooser. :P

lu sibei gao hiam hor! :D you not real_king le.. you should declare yourself as HIAM_KING!

[real_king]

So can do what? Lick and walk away, lick and eat it or simply eat it without lick? My angmo pri 3+ standard oni

Lick x 2 & walk away with xei.
Hawker huat nvr learn angmo.only hokkien/teowchew/cuntonese. :D

[real_king]

OF cos i want to see! i on diet no eat dinner! what have i not seen before?! :cool:


lu sibei gao hiam hor! :D you not real_king le.. you should declare yourself as HIAM_KING!
So flat arse still diet..? U have not seen it till u seen mine. Nitemares!!.
Hweelings supercede everything.:D

Not all cats eat fish.

[discordpiggy]

So can do what? Lick and walk away, lick and eat it or simply eat it without lick? My angmo pri 3+ standard oni

so what is yours?! :D

1. Lick and walk away,
2. lick and eat it or
3. simply eat it without lick?

[real_king]

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[durianhead]

so what is yours?! :D

1. Lick and walk away,
2. lick and eat it or
3. simply eat it without lick?

Lick and walk away, waste food
Lick and eat it, good food
Simply eat it, army food!

It all depends on what is the food.:D

[discordpiggy]

Lick and walk away, waste food
Lick and eat it, good food
Simply eat it, army food!

It all depends on what is the food.:D

I do not think you will waste food... 能吃就吃，不要浪费!

but dont "Simply eat" wait tio indigestion... 肚子痛，泻肚子 :D

[Blurri]

So young....... go clubbing... mayb you will have better chances bah......

[durianhead]

I do not think you will waste food... 能吃就吃，不要浪费!

but dont "Simply eat" wait tio indigestion... 肚子痛，泻肚子 :D

Why you think so, sometime waste d food is better that losing then appetite.

Lau sai at times take it as clear stock.

[discordpiggy]

Why you think so, sometime waste d food is better that losing then appetite.

Lau sai at times take it as clear stock.

I thot many like 能吃就吃，不要浪费. i dont knw got people want to waste and don't eat...

I offer free food also no one cum and eat! :D

lau sai is detox la! :eek: not clear stock!

[durianhead]

I thot many like 能吃就吃，不要浪费. i dont knw got people want to waste and don't eat...

I offer free food also no one cum and eat! :D

lau sai is detox la! :eek: not clear stock!

Ok ok, england return to teacher liao , pai seh pai seh

[durianhead]

I thot many like 能吃就吃，不要浪费. i dont knw got people want to waste and don't eat...

I offer free food also no one cum and eat! :D

lau sai is detox la! :eek: not clear stock!

Eat what? 燕窝 sure come
Ok ok, england return to teacher liao , pai seh pai seh

[Apollo]

Got pic to show??

bro return ups +12 :D

[real_king]

I thot many like 能吃就吃，不要浪费. i dont knw got people want to waste and don't eat...

I offer free food also no one cum and eat! :D

lau sai is detox la! :eek: not clear stock!
/me licks x 2..hmmm..

[3l3ctr0n]

/me licks x 2..hmmm..

now we seem to have a h0rny king not real king....

[real_king]

now we seem to have a h0rny king not real king....

Hweeling is required for horniness.
:D

34-25-34. :P

[durianhead]

Hweeling is required for horniness.
:D

34-25-34. :P

May the Hweel be with you.:D

[discordpiggy]

/me licks x 2..hmmm..
/me uses jute rope to tie real_king
*evil :D

[durianhead]

/me uses jute rope to tie real_king
*evil :D

Tie him up so that he can hweel you better?

[real_king]

/me uses jute rope to tie real_king
*evil :D

early monday morning hweeling S&M.

*kinky*

/me licks discordporky's armpits.:p

[real_king]

Tie him up so that he can hweel you better?
i think she wants to hweel me. :eek::D

[durianhead]

Got pic to show? I can be watcher:D

[real_king]

Got pic to show? I can be watcher:D

must pay $$. how much you offer for my italian figure?:eek:

[discordpiggy]

early monday morning hweeling S&M.

*kinky*

/me licks discordporky's armpits.:p

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBKP4IhHODg/T6UKEpZMGGI/AAAAAAAABW8/YwPO3lsGWmw/s1600/Hairy+Armpits+Story+1.jpg

[durianhead]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBKP4IhHODg/T6UKEpZMGGI/AAAAAAAABW8/YwPO3lsGWmw/s1600/Hairy+Armpits+Story+1.jpg

Seaweed favour! Plus the taste of the sea---〉salty:D

[discordpiggy]

Seaweed favour! Plus the taste of the sea---〉salty:D

must be real_king's fav... cos he likes hairy angmoh armpits. :D

[justl00king]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBKP4IhHODg/T6UKEpZMGGI/AAAAAAAABW8/YwPO3lsGWmw/s1600/Hairy+Armpits+Story+1.jpgU may be surprised, but there are some bros really into this fetish. :eek:lol:p

Disclaimer first..not me. :cool:lol

[real_king]

U may be surprised, but there are some bros really into this fetish. :eek:lol:p

Disclaimer first..not me. :cool:lol hmm..here got n0 300taels of silver. :p

[real_king]

must be real_king's fav... cos he likes hairy angmoh armpits. :D

:eek: I much prefer curly wasabi ones. :p

[discordpiggy]

:eek: I much prefer curly wasabi ones. :p

yah! can clear your nose blocks! :D

[real_king]

yah! can clear your nose blocks! :D

/me wears goggles and dives into the pits.
Climax liao. :p

[discordpiggy]

/me wears goggles and dives into the pits.
Climax liao. :p

now i know you like angmoh chio bu with thick curly brown armpit hair! :eek:

[durianhead]

/me wears goggles and dives into the pits.
Climax liao. :p

Wait till she take off everything, there are 3 more patches for you to swim......

[real_king]

now i know you like angmoh chio bu with thick curly brown armpit hair! :eek:

I do have a thing for blondes though. :p

Shhhh. Don't sexpose yourself woh

[real_king]

Wait till she take off everything, there are 3 more patches for you to swim......

U mean discordwildboar? :p

[durianhead]

U mean discordwildboar? :p

Don't mislead ppl. I refer to the pic. That lady got high sex drive, therefore hairy. The morale of the story is you like high sex drive lady. You can hweel all nite thru.
" Woooo hweeling woo hweeling....."

[real_king]

Don't mislead ppl. I refer to the pic. That lady got high sex drive, therefore hairy. The morale of the story is you like high sex drive lady. You can hweel all nite thru.
" Woooo hweeling woo hweeling....."

No wonder aliens like me also jiak. Lolx. :p

Hweeling all the hairs. :eek:

[durianhead]

No wonder aliens like me also jiak. Lolx. :p

Hweeling all the hairs. :eek:

So the hairs are the point of intercourse, how interesting.

[real_king]

So the hairs are the point of intercourse, how interesting.

The more I stroke the hair, the more I feel to pewpew

[discordpiggy]

I do have a thing for blondes though.

Shhhh. Don't sexpose yourself woh

i think you just sexpose yourself confirming you like blondes! LOLOLS!

U mean discordwildboar? :p

wah! every day you give me new name hor! first, discordpork, then discordporky, now discordwildboar! tsk! tsk! tsk! u everyday got to chut pattern! pattern more than badminton!

No wonder aliens like me also jiak. Lolx. :p

Hweeling all the hairs. :eek:

i thought you ARE THE HAIRLESS ALIEN!

http://talesfromthelou.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/alien-baby.jpg

[real_king]

i think you just sexpose yourself confirming you like blondes! LOLOLS!



wah! every day you give me new name hor! first, discordpork, then discordporky, now discordwildboar! tsk! tsk! tsk! u everyday got to chut pattern! pattern more than badminton!



i thought you ARE THE HAIRLESS ALIEN!

http://talesfromthelou.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/alien-baby.jpg

Blondes are nice. They are hippy & fun.

U see my latest pic? All hair dropped le coz need to scratch my head for new patterns. :D

U must take responsible for my bald head.
:p

[discordpiggy]

Blondes are nice. They are hippy & fun.

U see my latest pic? All hair dropped le coz need to scratch my head for new patterns. :D

U must take responsible for my bald head.
:p
No. Where's yr latest pic?! :eek:

[durianhead]

No. Where's yr latest pic?! :eek:

Guess in X-files under protected species.

[watssupp]

No. Where's yr latest pic?! :eek:

Sis yr avatar pic very nice!!! :D got more to show? :p

[acidicavex]

Sis yr avatar pic very nice!!! :D got more to show? :p

she squeeze full pic than later u ask her blow it up???:p

[guess67]

Sis yr avatar pic very nice!!! :D got more to show? :p

I must post my neh neh pic liao :p

[durianhead]

I must post my neh neh pic liao :p

All eye big big waiting.....

[guess67]

All eye big big waiting.....

Need to buy bra first :D

So wait.......

[acidicavex]

Need to buy bra first :D

So wait.......

no need use hand cover not enough I borrow my hand :p

[durianhead]

Need to buy bra first :D

So wait.......

Use leaf more kinky

[WOOHOO]

Use leaf more kinky

leaf niceeee ^^ morningsss :p

[durianhead]

leaf niceeee ^^ morningsss :p

Morningggggzzz, I just make some eggs come over and have some

[watssupp]

I must post my neh neh pic liao :p

Faster!!! I've been waiting for this to happen :p:D

[acidicavex]

Use leaf more kinky

banana leaf?? or smaller onr cover neh ji okie liao??:D

leaf niceeee ^^ morningsss :p

morning sis

[real_king]

Morningggggzzz, I just make some eggs come over and have some

use egg shells to cover? should suffice.:p

[guess67]

use egg shells to cover? should suffice.:p

Egg shells cover where? :confused:

[Benong1975]

Egg shells cover where? :confused:

Cover nipple lor