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21-04-2014, 02:30 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
Reported by Yahoo Singapore who is currently undergoing fixing by the Regime....
hxxps://sg.news.yahoo.com/76-sorrento-condo-sold-025748036--sector.html
The sub-prime property scam known as Sorrento (pictured), a new freehold condominium on West Coast industrial wasteland has seen strong interest from idiots since its launch last Friday, with around 100 of the 131 available units finding buyers, media reports said.
Developer Allgreen Properties initially released 80 units, but stale demand after some financial curbs by the regime, all the remaining units were subsequently relaunched at reduced prices.
"KNNCCB, Penang $$$$$'s Total Debt Servicing Ratio really culled the bull market, the regime finally acted to prevent a similar sub-prime fiasco from happening in Peasantpore, lan lan what to do, now cannot write stupid articles to play up the market and must resort to gimmicks and false reporting, offer discount, cannot say but must lie to say 'healthy demand'. The project was 'competitively priced', in local slang is 'lei long lei long'. So we expected to have a fairly decent pick-up (rate) from dumber peasants," said Joseph Tan, Executive Bastard (Residential) at CBRE, the project's marketer, who will sell his parents for a dime, if you put up an offer.
Units at The Sorrento were priced from $1,380 to $1,600 psf.
Bastard Tan noted that goondus were drawn to the development due to its freehold status and the limited number of units, plus the unique sea view that allows peasants to be killed in an tsunami blowup.
Penang Khaw who recently caved in to his property chum's lobbying temporarily suspended his measures to prevent a sub prime crisis after realizing that the property bigwigs pay more taxes than stupid peasants and must be protected at all costs.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?179940-76-of-latest-Condo-Scam-sold-to-certified-idiots&goto=newpost).
Reported by Yahoo Singapore who is currently undergoing fixing by the Regime....
hxxps://sg.news.yahoo.com/76-sorrento-condo-sold-025748036--sector.html
The sub-prime property scam known as Sorrento (pictured), a new freehold condominium on West Coast industrial wasteland has seen strong interest from idiots since its launch last Friday, with around 100 of the 131 available units finding buyers, media reports said.
Developer Allgreen Properties initially released 80 units, but stale demand after some financial curbs by the regime, all the remaining units were subsequently relaunched at reduced prices.
"KNNCCB, Penang $$$$$'s Total Debt Servicing Ratio really culled the bull market, the regime finally acted to prevent a similar sub-prime fiasco from happening in Peasantpore, lan lan what to do, now cannot write stupid articles to play up the market and must resort to gimmicks and false reporting, offer discount, cannot say but must lie to say 'healthy demand'. The project was 'competitively priced', in local slang is 'lei long lei long'. So we expected to have a fairly decent pick-up (rate) from dumber peasants," said Joseph Tan, Executive Bastard (Residential) at CBRE, the project's marketer, who will sell his parents for a dime, if you put up an offer.
Units at The Sorrento were priced from $1,380 to $1,600 psf.
Bastard Tan noted that goondus were drawn to the development due to its freehold status and the limited number of units, plus the unique sea view that allows peasants to be killed in an tsunami blowup.
Penang Khaw who recently caved in to his property chum's lobbying temporarily suspended his measures to prevent a sub prime crisis after realizing that the property bigwigs pay more taxes than stupid peasants and must be protected at all costs.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?179940-76-of-latest-Condo-Scam-sold-to-certified-idiots&goto=newpost).