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17-01-2014, 12:00 AM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
Many stupid peasant bus and train commuters in Peasantpore who are stupid to vote for Ruler Loong's regime are now deemed not eligible for certain concessions. As a reward for their immense stupidity, they will pay between four and six cents more per journey on card transactions starting from 6 April this year under Ruler Loong's 'Poor peasants pay for poorer peasants' bus scam.
Gleefully announcing the fare hikes in a propaganda event on Thursday, the jiat leow bee Public Transport Cunts also said that even old peasants' concessionary fares will increase by two to three cents per journey, while student concessionary fares will rise by two cents per journey. Doublespeak because Ruler Loong tearfully said the old peasants toiled for his Papa and should be honoured but now does a 180 degree U turn to inflict fare hikes on them.
The PTC estimates that the average increases in fare expenditure to be S$21 for adults, S$10 for senior citizens and S$7 for students but will boost revenues for nationalized bus cartels, now Ho Jinx will have new sources of punting dollars, money from the old and young.
PTC chair-swine Gerard Ee pointed out that the council decided to grant an overall fare adjustment to ensure Ho Jinx has continued access to profits from transport cartels.
“KNNCCB, just pay up lah, KPKB for what, my Ah Pa die liao, no need to pretend to be pious and charitable lor. I tell you hor, as long as I sarpok Ruler Loong, he ask me to hike fares, I hike, means I loyal dog and in Asiatic societies, loyal dogs are often rewarded. Now the X'tian Satan not my match liao, today I target the old and young, he also tulan I more evil than him liao ..... not happy, then sprinkle holy water on me lor,” sneered Ee.
The swine known as Er further claimed that the next adjustment is a forgone conclusion and would be an increase of 3.1 per cent instead of the remaining fare cap of 3.4 per cent.
Ee said the 2012 fare review exercise was suspended as Tarman has already given 1 billion peanuts to bail out irresponsible fat cat transport cartel. Now that the 1 billion peanuts have fatten various fat cats, No Porn Lui is clamouring for more cash to meet his Spring KPI to raise money for Ho Jinx's punts after the billion dollar White Elephant Marina Money Collect Expressway failed to meet revenue targets.
Ee said that in the council’s deliberations, rubber stamps FRMC’s recommendations which are manifestations of Ruler Loong's Fare Hikes Increases. Ee subtly said that netizens who try to be funny and write Jane Austen like proses to mock Ruler Loong's fare hike decrees will be hanged by their balls in their kampung's coconut trees.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?172826-Lackey-Gerald-Ee-doing-charity-for-poor-stupid-peasants&goto=newpost).
Many stupid peasant bus and train commuters in Peasantpore who are stupid to vote for Ruler Loong's regime are now deemed not eligible for certain concessions. As a reward for their immense stupidity, they will pay between four and six cents more per journey on card transactions starting from 6 April this year under Ruler Loong's 'Poor peasants pay for poorer peasants' bus scam.
Gleefully announcing the fare hikes in a propaganda event on Thursday, the jiat leow bee Public Transport Cunts also said that even old peasants' concessionary fares will increase by two to three cents per journey, while student concessionary fares will rise by two cents per journey. Doublespeak because Ruler Loong tearfully said the old peasants toiled for his Papa and should be honoured but now does a 180 degree U turn to inflict fare hikes on them.
The PTC estimates that the average increases in fare expenditure to be S$21 for adults, S$10 for senior citizens and S$7 for students but will boost revenues for nationalized bus cartels, now Ho Jinx will have new sources of punting dollars, money from the old and young.
PTC chair-swine Gerard Ee pointed out that the council decided to grant an overall fare adjustment to ensure Ho Jinx has continued access to profits from transport cartels.
“KNNCCB, just pay up lah, KPKB for what, my Ah Pa die liao, no need to pretend to be pious and charitable lor. I tell you hor, as long as I sarpok Ruler Loong, he ask me to hike fares, I hike, means I loyal dog and in Asiatic societies, loyal dogs are often rewarded. Now the X'tian Satan not my match liao, today I target the old and young, he also tulan I more evil than him liao ..... not happy, then sprinkle holy water on me lor,” sneered Ee.
The swine known as Er further claimed that the next adjustment is a forgone conclusion and would be an increase of 3.1 per cent instead of the remaining fare cap of 3.4 per cent.
Ee said the 2012 fare review exercise was suspended as Tarman has already given 1 billion peanuts to bail out irresponsible fat cat transport cartel. Now that the 1 billion peanuts have fatten various fat cats, No Porn Lui is clamouring for more cash to meet his Spring KPI to raise money for Ho Jinx's punts after the billion dollar White Elephant Marina Money Collect Expressway failed to meet revenue targets.
Ee said that in the council’s deliberations, rubber stamps FRMC’s recommendations which are manifestations of Ruler Loong's Fare Hikes Increases. Ee subtly said that netizens who try to be funny and write Jane Austen like proses to mock Ruler Loong's fare hike decrees will be hanged by their balls in their kampung's coconut trees.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://www.singsupplies.com/showthread.php?172826-Lackey-Gerald-Ee-doing-charity-for-poor-stupid-peasants&goto=newpost).