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26-12-2013, 07:50 AM
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PEASANTPORE: Jiat Leow Bee observers said education policy changes announced this year -- from the introduction of MOE nationalized kindergartens to broader grades for PSLE -- is a blatant exercise to distract peasants from the educational ministry's rot.
Apologetics said the Asiatic obsession on exams and grades that plague the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE) will not go away, so the time could be ripe for more daring changes.
In what one sexpert calls a "big leap forward", the Ministry of Evil (MOE) will start running kindergartens in 2014 with their favoured chums.
The first five will start classes in January, and ten more will open in the next three years. And the goal is to set a national benchmark for what a quality pre-school could be and ensure fat cat profits for well-connected merchants who run the kindergartens'.
Dr Khoo Ah Choo, an Early Childhood Education pretender, said: "When it cums to minions and lackeys stipends, we top the world but when it cums to early peasant childhood education, the cheap Nordic countries outdo us even they have paedophiles ministers or cheaper civil serpents."
The rationale for ministry kindergartens is to counter netizens who claim only the rich are provided quality education, while peasant children from poorer families are consigned to the rubbish bin and handicapped peasant children are simply ignored.
For example Ministry of Evil has tolerated inbreeding and principals cherry picking their students for many donkey years, then suddenly there is this fanfare reform, that all primary schools that take tax-payers peanuts, including the popular ones or missionary schools, will have to set aside at least 40 places for peasant students with no "connections", from 2014.
This insincere reform came after numerous complaints that rich merchants are using a potpourri of tricks, buying houses near schools, generous donations or connections to get a place in elite primary schools. Many old peasants knew the rot has been festering for years but all previous well paid educational minions tacitly accepted such dodgy practices (inept Lee Hock Suan, Duke Teo, Bargain Hen, Moneybags Tarman).
As Ruler Loong, in his National Day Rally speech in August, had said: "Only Familee or well connected children will be able enter the primary school of his choice, so there will be some wayang to allow more peasants access to exclusive schools using lottery. But read my lips, only Lee clansmen can send their children to International Schools in Peasantpore."
In another major move, the PSLE T-score will be scrapped in several years' time, to allow rich merchants to use dodgy tactics to allow their offsprings to gain access to secondary schools.
However old peasants noted that Ruler Loong and his minions will retain the official policy to dole out generous funding to elite schools that are well attended by members of the royalty and their supporters. For example, many missionary schools are given big heap of funding despite their inbreeding or student cherry picking practice.
Educated Ape Kelvin Tan, from the National Institute of Education and propaganda , said: "You know, I know, 20% of the top schools get 80% of the funds, especially the missionary schools, take state peanuts but their church got a lot of say in the schools. Many pagans pointed out this incestuous relationship but MoE act blur blur.
"With such unequal funding, any peasant students wanting to be as competitive as possible in getting to a certain well funded secondary school of their choice. If Ruler Loong allows MoE to fund schools in such an lopsided manner, you think can solve the problem meh? Especially those bastard missionary schools, KNNCCB, take in so much state funding but end of the day practice inbreeding and tell their students' that Ya Sor bigger than Ruler Loong?! Jokers. As the X'tians say, let those who have eyes go to elite school and then visit a neighbourhood school, wah lao, like visiting Heaven and Hell man."
Educated Ape Irene Ng, from the Social Engineering National University of Peasantpore, said: "Asiatic people all fucking brand conscious lah. When MoE allow some dodgy principal to 'customised' their school, allow this so called IB and pay more school fees, then I know got problem liao. The parents got eyes and want to keep up with their neighbours, all shun peasant schools and fight nail and tooth to ensure their spawns get to well funded schools with latest fashionable labels, they say call IB is it? Then those no IB, we call them O Level losers huh? Like what the Shumin say is it?
“KNNCCB, common sense says if you also call students normal, then they becum normal. Ang Moh call it 'self-fulfilling prophecy'. Thanks to National Serfship, we fucking got Express and Normal stream, so at age 13, we demoralized 40% of the students using labels. If 40% of each cohort is demoralized, I also dun know how our country can break out from the cheap Asiatic sweatshop mentality."
Rethinking streaming and the role of PSLE scores for secondary school postings are questions Education Minion Heng $wee $wee has said will be raised at the next 'talk cock sing song' aka Talk Fest.
She said: "If our education sector so good, why our country only famous as cheap labour destination, why never win any Nobel Prize? All peasant students are only good at mugging, kowtow to Ruler Loong and listen to their future Ang Moh employers. Ruler Loong and Heng $wee $wee only wayang lah, they only want to educate peasants just enough to be cheap drones from MNCs, you really think they interested in Ang Moh or Nordic critical thinking education? If everyone start reading Jane Austen works and begin questioning why they kowtow to House of Lee, then chaos, you think Ministry of Evil really so stupid is it?
MoE Cheryl Han, that Chee-Bye already say liao, too many graduates sure got problem, look at South Korea, even a road sweeper must also have a degree!"
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://singsupplies.com/showthread.php?171287-Sexperts-collude-with-MoE-to-sarpok-Wayang-Education-Reforms&goto=newpost).
PEASANTPORE: Jiat Leow Bee observers said education policy changes announced this year -- from the introduction of MOE nationalized kindergartens to broader grades for PSLE -- is a blatant exercise to distract peasants from the educational ministry's rot.
Apologetics said the Asiatic obsession on exams and grades that plague the Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE) will not go away, so the time could be ripe for more daring changes.
In what one sexpert calls a "big leap forward", the Ministry of Evil (MOE) will start running kindergartens in 2014 with their favoured chums.
The first five will start classes in January, and ten more will open in the next three years. And the goal is to set a national benchmark for what a quality pre-school could be and ensure fat cat profits for well-connected merchants who run the kindergartens'.
Dr Khoo Ah Choo, an Early Childhood Education pretender, said: "When it cums to minions and lackeys stipends, we top the world but when it cums to early peasant childhood education, the cheap Nordic countries outdo us even they have paedophiles ministers or cheaper civil serpents."
The rationale for ministry kindergartens is to counter netizens who claim only the rich are provided quality education, while peasant children from poorer families are consigned to the rubbish bin and handicapped peasant children are simply ignored.
For example Ministry of Evil has tolerated inbreeding and principals cherry picking their students for many donkey years, then suddenly there is this fanfare reform, that all primary schools that take tax-payers peanuts, including the popular ones or missionary schools, will have to set aside at least 40 places for peasant students with no "connections", from 2014.
This insincere reform came after numerous complaints that rich merchants are using a potpourri of tricks, buying houses near schools, generous donations or connections to get a place in elite primary schools. Many old peasants knew the rot has been festering for years but all previous well paid educational minions tacitly accepted such dodgy practices (inept Lee Hock Suan, Duke Teo, Bargain Hen, Moneybags Tarman).
As Ruler Loong, in his National Day Rally speech in August, had said: "Only Familee or well connected children will be able enter the primary school of his choice, so there will be some wayang to allow more peasants access to exclusive schools using lottery. But read my lips, only Lee clansmen can send their children to International Schools in Peasantpore."
In another major move, the PSLE T-score will be scrapped in several years' time, to allow rich merchants to use dodgy tactics to allow their offsprings to gain access to secondary schools.
However old peasants noted that Ruler Loong and his minions will retain the official policy to dole out generous funding to elite schools that are well attended by members of the royalty and their supporters. For example, many missionary schools are given big heap of funding despite their inbreeding or student cherry picking practice.
Educated Ape Kelvin Tan, from the National Institute of Education and propaganda , said: "You know, I know, 20% of the top schools get 80% of the funds, especially the missionary schools, take state peanuts but their church got a lot of say in the schools. Many pagans pointed out this incestuous relationship but MoE act blur blur.
"With such unequal funding, any peasant students wanting to be as competitive as possible in getting to a certain well funded secondary school of their choice. If Ruler Loong allows MoE to fund schools in such an lopsided manner, you think can solve the problem meh? Especially those bastard missionary schools, KNNCCB, take in so much state funding but end of the day practice inbreeding and tell their students' that Ya Sor bigger than Ruler Loong?! Jokers. As the X'tians say, let those who have eyes go to elite school and then visit a neighbourhood school, wah lao, like visiting Heaven and Hell man."
Educated Ape Irene Ng, from the Social Engineering National University of Peasantpore, said: "Asiatic people all fucking brand conscious lah. When MoE allow some dodgy principal to 'customised' their school, allow this so called IB and pay more school fees, then I know got problem liao. The parents got eyes and want to keep up with their neighbours, all shun peasant schools and fight nail and tooth to ensure their spawns get to well funded schools with latest fashionable labels, they say call IB is it? Then those no IB, we call them O Level losers huh? Like what the Shumin say is it?
“KNNCCB, common sense says if you also call students normal, then they becum normal. Ang Moh call it 'self-fulfilling prophecy'. Thanks to National Serfship, we fucking got Express and Normal stream, so at age 13, we demoralized 40% of the students using labels. If 40% of each cohort is demoralized, I also dun know how our country can break out from the cheap Asiatic sweatshop mentality."
Rethinking streaming and the role of PSLE scores for secondary school postings are questions Education Minion Heng $wee $wee has said will be raised at the next 'talk cock sing song' aka Talk Fest.
She said: "If our education sector so good, why our country only famous as cheap labour destination, why never win any Nobel Prize? All peasant students are only good at mugging, kowtow to Ruler Loong and listen to their future Ang Moh employers. Ruler Loong and Heng $wee $wee only wayang lah, they only want to educate peasants just enough to be cheap drones from MNCs, you really think they interested in Ang Moh or Nordic critical thinking education? If everyone start reading Jane Austen works and begin questioning why they kowtow to House of Lee, then chaos, you think Ministry of Evil really so stupid is it?
MoE Cheryl Han, that Chee-Bye already say liao, too many graduates sure got problem, look at South Korea, even a road sweeper must also have a degree!"
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://singsupplies.com/showthread.php?171287-Sexperts-collude-with-MoE-to-sarpok-Wayang-Education-Reforms&goto=newpost).