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22-11-2013, 10:50 AM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

As usual, the official Mouthpiece decline to report the opening moves of the Pushparani Attack that has many netizens and peasants lamenting the sorry state of the East Asiatic rote learning and money politicking when funding peasant schools.

The Pushparani Attack merely opens up an old wound among many peasants who were classified as 'baboons', 'normal', 'Shina Helicopters' or 'sum seng' school children by the upper crust e.g. MoE's Cheryl Han infamously said Peasantpore do not need so many graduates.

Pushparani is simply saying Peasantpore rulers, pretending to be leaders do not lead by example and put their own children in well funded primary schools even if a good primary school is nearby?!

The Pushparani Attack can be applied on No Porn Lui. Do you ever see the pious and filial sailor asking his mummy to take public bus to the doctor or take a cab, stop at a designated cab stop and walk all the way to the her preferred shopping mall in the town area? If public transport is so good, why do peasants not see No Porn Lui or LTA's CEO on the buses or trains daily and getting their butts rubbed by bapoks?

Many netizens joined the attack with the naïve peasants cheering on as they are victims of the unequal fundings of schools.

The Ministry of Evil has used Soviet style economic planning for education, claiming limited funds must favour unequal unnatural selection. It ensured schools with VVIP children stays in exclusive addresses, allocated fat cat fundings for quasi private primary schools, closed an eye when independent principal cherry pick primary 1 students after the gerrymandering phases has ended.

Adding salt to injury, sweet talking Heng $wee $wee and his MoE lackeys used the Maoist slogan 'every school is a good school' when peasant parents wrote letters to bombard the rotting P1 admission exercise and unfair fundings. This mantra was repeated numerous time whenever any peasant rose and challenge MoE's unequal biased funding for 'elite' schools. It is said reciting such a mantra will allow instant Zen like enlightenment and gets you a free ticket in the Seventh Paradise.

While Heng $wee $wee rolled out many cosmetic 'reforms', some disgruntled former lackey will inevitably prepare a line of attack to make $wee $wee look 'blur blur'. That was when Yahoo News gleefully reported a reformed lackey is now challenging MoE Mantra with a bold line of attack.

Heng $wee $wee possible Closed Defence against the Pushparani Attack.

The Closed Defence was routinely used on dissenting former lackeys.

The first move is a media blockage. Note all the major Mouthpiece did not report the Pushparani Attack.

Secondly, the Closed Defence calls for MoE Western District Senior Lackey to send a terse note to Pushparani Attack's boss, warning in uncertain terms that all variants should be reported via official channels and offenders shall face punitive measures subtly if they adopt a Jane Austen like proclamation in public. The note is terse and is intended to pressure the Principal School Lackey to second guess MoE's intentions but the writing is clear, 'quash Pushparani Attack' at all costs subtly.

The third phase is the old witch hunting series of moves. Pushparani will be told in reassuring terms during her Performance Review session that $wee $wee's understands her pains but behind the scenes, a toilet bowl will be build in St John Island. Somewhere in 2014, Pushparani will be likely posted there to flush the toilet bowl 5 times daily while penning 'Self Criticism' essays to be read in all MoE schools. Her essays will downplay her 'radical' attacks' and sing praises exhorting all peasants to appreciate the Herculean efforts of $wee $wee to overhaul the system to ensure merchants and lackeys have more chances to game the system after the PSLE.

Rich Kid: Pa, next time PSLE no more report your results liao, good for us rich bums or not?

Merchant: Of course good lah, use your brains, now elite secondary school principals got more leeway to accept 'borderline' students from rich families lor. In Nihon, got such a practice liao mah, got money, this place is a play ground. Got results harder to play punk, need clever accounting but no results, means gray areas a lot a lot, can do many dodgy tricks and no need to explain to poor peasants, understand or not?

Rich kid: Huh?

Merchant: Say I want to buy 2000 tablets for the school labs, or got airplane tickets for school exchange programmes, which raddish will decline such a carrot?

Rich kid: Meaning that poor but clever classmate Tan Ah Kow sidelined again lor?

Merchant: Yeah lah, why ask him never open eyes big big when choosing the correct loins? His poor parents useless not my fault hor.

Rich kid: If peasants comprain how?

Merchant: Take down their NRIC first, then see they want to talk some more, if they talk some more just say, 'money not enough to go around, so only the VIP children get the cream lor, simple reply also dun no, you eat so much abalone for wat?


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