Sammyboy RSS Feed
16-09-2013, 01:10 PM
An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:
Ever since Pinky was cured of lymphoma, FamiLEE has been following a very strict regime.
All raw vegetables and meat are tested by AVA daily for the presence of pesticides, heavy metals, organophosphates and endocrine disruptors. If AVA says it's OK for consumption, they are released to the kitchens of FamiLEE for consumption.
Occasionally foods are imported from trusted overseas suppliers and airfreighted by SIA for FamiLEE. Again AVA is tasked with testing them for the presence of the above chemicals. The products are then released to FamiLEE's cooks after they are found to be free of chemicals.
That's how Old Fart is able to live to 90 and beyond.
Pinky will no doubt be able to live to 100 with such special treatment.
Only the royal FamiLEE is entitled to longevity while lesser mortals in Sinkieland will have to be content with living to 70+ years of age.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?163261-Secret-to-Old-Fart-s-longevity-and-possibly-that-of-Pinky-s-as-well&goto=newpost).
Ever since Pinky was cured of lymphoma, FamiLEE has been following a very strict regime.
All raw vegetables and meat are tested by AVA daily for the presence of pesticides, heavy metals, organophosphates and endocrine disruptors. If AVA says it's OK for consumption, they are released to the kitchens of FamiLEE for consumption.
Occasionally foods are imported from trusted overseas suppliers and airfreighted by SIA for FamiLEE. Again AVA is tasked with testing them for the presence of the above chemicals. The products are then released to FamiLEE's cooks after they are found to be free of chemicals.
That's how Old Fart is able to live to 90 and beyond.
Pinky will no doubt be able to live to 100 with such special treatment.
Only the royal FamiLEE is entitled to longevity while lesser mortals in Sinkieland will have to be content with living to 70+ years of age.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://sammyboy.com/showthread.php?163261-Secret-to-Old-Fart-s-longevity-and-possibly-that-of-Pinky-s-as-well&goto=newpost).