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12-08-2013, 08:40 AM
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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/changes-needed-to-avert/772622.html
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore is now at an inflexion point of its development as a society with the impending passing of its Old Autocrat Harry Lee. While peasants clamour for an end to dynastic politics, it is unlikely they will get political reforms as the regime tries to avoid a "mid-life crisis".
Making the point at the Marine Parade Peasant Familee Day Dinner, ex-Regent Ah-Go-Goh hinted a new covenant between the peasants and the regime will have to be forged with Old Autocrat's passing.
He added got many Jane Austen inspired peasants are arguing for a need to write a new and inspiring chapter of the Peasantpore Story, any goes but Ruler Loong and Familee must still be the center of the Peasantpore's Universe.
A day after Peasantpore's Hundred Flowers' Campaign Chairman Telfon Heng $wee $wee told the peasantry an overview of issues that Ruler Loong considered kosher, not what that concerned the peasants most during the discussions. Ex-Regent Mr Goh has also thrashed talk when some netizens used the "mid-life crisis" term for the dilemmas facing the cuntry.
"As ex-Regent, I dare say that Ruler Loong and his merry band of well paid minions are having a tougher time governing Peasantpore than Old Autocrat and myself hor. Why, thanks to Jane Austen's novels lor. Trashy novels but some peasants took to her ideas and used linear regression to apply it on political sphere. They are now asking why they must kowtow to Familee, why cannot vote, why must follow decrees that make life difficult for them? All because Jane Austen said she rather not open her legs unless she meets someone she fancies," sighed ex-Regent Woody.
Even the million-dollar minions have no answers to the rising costs of living, slower economic growth, an ageing population and a younger generation who read too much trashy Jane Austen novels.
So ex-Regent Woody question to peasants: How should the regime and peasants respond to these challenges?
"Our cheap labour policies and programmes served us well in the past. We educate peasants to a certain level to do be cheap serfs for foreign merchants. We farking run a rent extraction economy using peasants as cheap labour. In this respect, I was dozing on the job when I failed to realize cheap labour cannot sustain our rent driven economy forever ," ex-Regent Woody conceded.
Ex-regent Woody said the regime is trying to ensure that growth is inclusive, and that the peasants work beyond 42 hours weekly so that peasants continue to steal jobs from white-collar Ang-Moh and Nihons.
He explained: "To help low-wage workers, we continue to discriminate them lor. What to do, as long they cannot vote us out of power, you think the regime cares about them? We are more worried of the foreign and local merchants who pay more taxes......so we continue to provide loopholes for them to employ cheap foreigners while bluffing our stupid peasants till kingdom cums."
Marboro Tan has hinted selling cheap pigeonholes akin to robbing from regime coffers. He is correct because after Ho Jinx and Old Autocrat both lost peanuts overseas, plus aging population, we running deficits since Ruler Loong took over. Where got peanuts to sell bird cages cheaply?!
The next area which the regime will not address is affordable healthcare. Got netizens report we underspend on healthcare unlike the dog-eat-dog Hongkies and kinky Nihons. Got people say we never bother about chronic diseases prevent but waste money helping lackeys enrich medical operators......this sacred cow cannot kill.
Ex-Regent said bluntly: "The regime just raised state medical insurance premiums...so you get the message hor. Old doctrine applies, better to die and not get sick...in Peasantpore. Even if you got no money to pay, you go Sunday church and ask Ya Sor to help you lor.
Ex-Regent Woody urged Peasantpores to understand Hokkien concept of 'no big no small'. They better obey and tremble to the cumming Ruler Loong's State of the Regime Speech as it is going to be an important Familee Day Rally speech charting the plans after the impending demise of Old Autocrat.
Ex-Regent added that as part of the sham democracy, peasants are 'cry father, cry mother' to show the Ang Mohs at least the regime got pay lip service to peasants.
"But we must not pile unrealistic demands on the regime. You think just because peasants hate dynastic politics, does not imply Ruler Loong must surrender political power!? Just because the minions are paid millions does not make them immune from committing gabras. The well paid minions also reserve the right to make mistakes lor." said ex-Regent Woody.
He said: "Peasantpore had managed to do well because Old Autocrat exploited the golden generation and permit them to die without welfare. Plus he also pledge loyalty to Uncle Sam to balk the Commie Viets and PRCs. Now different liao, the rest of South East Asiatic Basket Cases all allies of Uncle Sam against Commie PRC, so Uncle Sam need not pay attention to Peasantpore. And present generation of peasants not as gullible as their parents for grandparents...so bluffing them using Commie PRC propaganda, a bit difficult.
"If peasants want to use ballot boxes as Showdown...then they think carefully...even if Peasantpore sink, the rich lackeys, minions and nobles will be first to scoot off, leaving you peasants left to pick up the pieces lor. You see that former Chief of Defense Winston Choo, that fucking clown, where is he living now? Pledge loyalty to SAF and presto, migrate to Aussieland when he retired."
Ex-Regent call to peasants: "Like what Hirohito said, must endure the unendurable and sarpok Familee. If Ruler Loong ask you to let foreigners slap you, obey and offer to turn the other cheek for another slap. Old formula applies, peasants make sacrifices all the time while Familee reaps all the goodies.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://singsupplies.com/showthread.php?159525-Ex-Regent-Woody-Ah-Go-Goh-No-reforms-even-after-Harry-meets-Lord-Yama&goto=newpost).
Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/changes-needed-to-avert/772622.html
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore is now at an inflexion point of its development as a society with the impending passing of its Old Autocrat Harry Lee. While peasants clamour for an end to dynastic politics, it is unlikely they will get political reforms as the regime tries to avoid a "mid-life crisis".
Making the point at the Marine Parade Peasant Familee Day Dinner, ex-Regent Ah-Go-Goh hinted a new covenant between the peasants and the regime will have to be forged with Old Autocrat's passing.
He added got many Jane Austen inspired peasants are arguing for a need to write a new and inspiring chapter of the Peasantpore Story, any goes but Ruler Loong and Familee must still be the center of the Peasantpore's Universe.
A day after Peasantpore's Hundred Flowers' Campaign Chairman Telfon Heng $wee $wee told the peasantry an overview of issues that Ruler Loong considered kosher, not what that concerned the peasants most during the discussions. Ex-Regent Mr Goh has also thrashed talk when some netizens used the "mid-life crisis" term for the dilemmas facing the cuntry.
"As ex-Regent, I dare say that Ruler Loong and his merry band of well paid minions are having a tougher time governing Peasantpore than Old Autocrat and myself hor. Why, thanks to Jane Austen's novels lor. Trashy novels but some peasants took to her ideas and used linear regression to apply it on political sphere. They are now asking why they must kowtow to Familee, why cannot vote, why must follow decrees that make life difficult for them? All because Jane Austen said she rather not open her legs unless she meets someone she fancies," sighed ex-Regent Woody.
Even the million-dollar minions have no answers to the rising costs of living, slower economic growth, an ageing population and a younger generation who read too much trashy Jane Austen novels.
So ex-Regent Woody question to peasants: How should the regime and peasants respond to these challenges?
"Our cheap labour policies and programmes served us well in the past. We educate peasants to a certain level to do be cheap serfs for foreign merchants. We farking run a rent extraction economy using peasants as cheap labour. In this respect, I was dozing on the job when I failed to realize cheap labour cannot sustain our rent driven economy forever ," ex-Regent Woody conceded.
Ex-regent Woody said the regime is trying to ensure that growth is inclusive, and that the peasants work beyond 42 hours weekly so that peasants continue to steal jobs from white-collar Ang-Moh and Nihons.
He explained: "To help low-wage workers, we continue to discriminate them lor. What to do, as long they cannot vote us out of power, you think the regime cares about them? We are more worried of the foreign and local merchants who pay more taxes......so we continue to provide loopholes for them to employ cheap foreigners while bluffing our stupid peasants till kingdom cums."
Marboro Tan has hinted selling cheap pigeonholes akin to robbing from regime coffers. He is correct because after Ho Jinx and Old Autocrat both lost peanuts overseas, plus aging population, we running deficits since Ruler Loong took over. Where got peanuts to sell bird cages cheaply?!
The next area which the regime will not address is affordable healthcare. Got netizens report we underspend on healthcare unlike the dog-eat-dog Hongkies and kinky Nihons. Got people say we never bother about chronic diseases prevent but waste money helping lackeys enrich medical operators......this sacred cow cannot kill.
Ex-Regent said bluntly: "The regime just raised state medical insurance premiums...so you get the message hor. Old doctrine applies, better to die and not get sick...in Peasantpore. Even if you got no money to pay, you go Sunday church and ask Ya Sor to help you lor.
Ex-Regent Woody urged Peasantpores to understand Hokkien concept of 'no big no small'. They better obey and tremble to the cumming Ruler Loong's State of the Regime Speech as it is going to be an important Familee Day Rally speech charting the plans after the impending demise of Old Autocrat.
Ex-Regent added that as part of the sham democracy, peasants are 'cry father, cry mother' to show the Ang Mohs at least the regime got pay lip service to peasants.
"But we must not pile unrealistic demands on the regime. You think just because peasants hate dynastic politics, does not imply Ruler Loong must surrender political power!? Just because the minions are paid millions does not make them immune from committing gabras. The well paid minions also reserve the right to make mistakes lor." said ex-Regent Woody.
He said: "Peasantpore had managed to do well because Old Autocrat exploited the golden generation and permit them to die without welfare. Plus he also pledge loyalty to Uncle Sam to balk the Commie Viets and PRCs. Now different liao, the rest of South East Asiatic Basket Cases all allies of Uncle Sam against Commie PRC, so Uncle Sam need not pay attention to Peasantpore. And present generation of peasants not as gullible as their parents for grandparents...so bluffing them using Commie PRC propaganda, a bit difficult.
"If peasants want to use ballot boxes as Showdown...then they think carefully...even if Peasantpore sink, the rich lackeys, minions and nobles will be first to scoot off, leaving you peasants left to pick up the pieces lor. You see that former Chief of Defense Winston Choo, that fucking clown, where is he living now? Pledge loyalty to SAF and presto, migrate to Aussieland when he retired."
Ex-Regent call to peasants: "Like what Hirohito said, must endure the unendurable and sarpok Familee. If Ruler Loong ask you to let foreigners slap you, obey and offer to turn the other cheek for another slap. Old formula applies, peasants make sacrifices all the time while Familee reaps all the goodies.
Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com (http://singsupplies.com/showthread.php?159525-Ex-Regent-Woody-Ah-Go-Goh-No-reforms-even-after-Harry-meets-Lord-Yama&goto=newpost).