Mrhobbit's Joke of the Day!!!

[mrhobbit]

Hi ALL bros & sisters, i believe we stay in a dry, boring little dot of the map. We could use some jokes to make our day better. ANYONE may contribute to the jokes, happy reading & HAPPY Day to ALL of you.

1st joke,

On one fine Morning, Carl woke up fresh & decided to crash into their parents bedroom for morning warmth before he start his new day @ skool. He ran from his room in their 4 room flat to his parents bedroom. Upon opening their door, he SAW (o) (o) his mother bouncing up & down on his dad. Carls mum, a 33 year old) ( bank executive quickly dismounts, worried about what her son had ( M ) seen. She quickly dressed and dragged him to the kitchen which Carl asked

Carl: MOM, WHAT WERE YOU & DAD DOING?
MOM: Ok, you know your dad has a big tummy & EVERY morning i HAVE to get on top of it to help flatten it.
Carl: MOM, YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME!
MOM: WHY?
Carl: Everyday u go to work after flattening it, OUR MAID Mariah will go into your room & gets on her knees to 'BLOW' it back up again.

Meanwhile dad walks in .................................. ^_^lll

[mrhobbit]

2nd Joke

Ah Tan walks home after he was FIRED by this boss for giving a wrong quotation to customer. In addition, he was caught in the bloody rain after the haze. Back on the doorstep in front of his puny little 3 room flat @ Jurong. In front of the door, he saw a pair of new man's shoes & heard a sexy sound inside.

He didnt want to see his wife in that position.

He went to the highest storey of the flat 20th floor & jumped down committing suicide. He wrote a letter to his wife mentioning the reason for his suicide.

After his funeral, his wife read the letter & weeped worst............. BECAUSE

She bought the NEW pair of shoes for him as his birthday is tomorrow & she was watching a AV porn, learning NEW sex moves to spice up their sex life & positions.......... ^_^lll

Moral of the story for wifes; Buy new shoes for husband, pls keep in box & turn off your sound while watching porn '_' lll

[Criminalz]

Nice jokes.... Join the jokes thread lah.

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[Putin]

Nice jokes.... Join the jokes thread lah.


Agreed bro :)

[clubenjoy123]

Share one I heard recently n hijack mr hobbit thread. ;)

Once upon a time there is a archery competition( soot arrow one la)
Then got three people go join they are all different nationality

Got one Ang mo Kia ( caussiasian) then one teng Lang ( chinese)and lastly one jit poon Kia (Japanese)

So they went on to shoot the arrow and compete and their way of play is to shot the arrow off a living human target with an apple on the head!

First up, the Ang mo Kia soot!! At da!! Kenya the apple bulls eye ! Then he proudly proclaimed: I am Robbin hood!!

Second the teng Lang also soot his arrow! And zun zun cut through the apple in half wow by now the living target damn happy thinking nabei I damn geng these pple all sibei Zune . Then the Chinese said proudly and introduced himself: I am hou yi!


Last.. The jit pun Kia soot the arrow!!! Argh!!! The living target Kena the lampa...woa ey lam pa... Ah...

The jit pun Kia raised his hand sheepishly and said: I... I am sorry?
😂😂😂


;)

[alan0338]

camp here... :D

[starbuck]

Ah hway wake up late and was rushing like mad for work. She go to Mr Bean and packet 2 peanut pancake and one cup of soya bean milk for her breakfast. Then take her usual bus to work.

As she was late and the bus was very pack due to rush hour, it was very squeezed inside. Her cup of soya bean milk almost spilt out.

She was so angry that she shouted.

“不要挤啦，不要再挤啦 我的奶都给你们挤出来啦 “

[black84]

Ah hway wake up late and was rushing like mad for work. She go to Mr Bean and packet 2 peanut pancake and one cup of soya bean milk for her breakfast. Then take her usual bus to work.

As she was late and the bus was very pack due to rush hour, it was very squeezed inside. Her cup of soya bean milk almost spilt out.

She was so angry that she shouted.

“不要挤啦，不要再挤啦 我的奶都给你们挤出来啦 “

haha, funny.:D