Things to say during phone sex?

[bullden]

Hello all Nod im heading off to engage in telephone sexual relations with this one chap today. We were assume to several nights back however I solidified and we called it off. I havent met him ever. We have movie talked and talked on the telephone. We know one another tossed common companions so I know he isnt some old frightening fellow. Okay so I require some smoking things to state for the reason that im alittle hint less. I bad at talking squalid so I require some stuff to state.. Much appreciated .

[alan0338]

nothing much, just aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh and oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh will do... :D :D

[fictionman]

R u touchin yrself aahhhhhh...

[waahaa]

try "i went to russia last month for work, have you seen the roaming rates singtel is charging????!!!!"
that's how you get fucked using a phone

[Brainstorm]

Please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeppppp.... :p

[pittergourd]

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, Good Night?? :confused:

[smartke]

nothing much, just aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh and oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh will do... :D :D

hahahahaha... i almost bang a car when i saw tis post while driving... :p

[DTCEPL]

try "i went to russia last month for work, have you seen the roaming rates singtel is charging????!!!!"
that's how you get fucked using a phone

:D:D:D This is a good one!

[rwp19]

try "i went to russia last month for work, have you seen the roaming rates singtel is charging????!!!!"
that's how you get fucked using a phone

Haha' so funny !!!!!

[Rasta Marley]

try "i went to russia last month for work, have you seen the roaming rates singtel is charging????!!!!"
that's how you get fucked using a phone

Thanks for sharing your funny episode; Nice post and great entertainment Bro! :D

You are rewarded with my 9 humble points :cool:

[lynnlammy]

try "i went to russia last month for work, have you seen the roaming rates singtel is charging????!!!!"
that's how you get fucked using a phone

Haha... creative ar you...

[harunoki]

Opening post reads more like a spam post trying to fuck sbf than a real human looking to engage in phonesex.

[wally888]

No need to say, juz action. If he ask u strip, u strip. Ask u remove undies u remove, ask u masterbate u masterbate.........:D

[Able]

Oooooh....Ahhhhh.......ummmmmmm....yes baby........... ;)

[Singkie]

LOL this is a funny thread. Support

[badder]

Phone inside the vagina. Talking 'bout this I am curious how it sounds like in a pussy during phone sex.

Queef + wet surounding + vibration. Anyone with recording can share?

Bzzzz + poot + woosh woosh :o

[DegenerationX]

hahahahaha... i almost bang a car when i saw tis post while driving... :p

Wah! U surf SBF and drive at the same time? :eek:

Salute u :D

[smartke]

Wah! U surf SBF and drive at the same time? :eek:

Salute u

lolx.. well bro dx, i was chkin my emails on an urgent request & came across tis post (hv multiple emails a/c in my smart phone) & was havin a gd laugh at the post till i din realised a stupid car driver suddenly cut in in front! :mad:

luckily i was drivin a small & slow 'lao pok car' :o & therefore managed to avoid the stupid car driver... ;)

[jerrystockton]

No need to say anything, just use your phone and poke inside ur ass, after all phone sex mah...:rolleyes:

[LovePotion]

haha.. thats a good one... im sure ur phone would be wet and slimy after that

[TempLust]

Phone inside the vagina. Talking 'bout this I am curious how it sounds like in a pussy during phone sex.

Queef + wet surounding + vibration. Anyone with recording can share?

Bzzzz + poot + woosh woosh :o

To answer ur question.

I did tried it once with a girl that was playing with her dildo at the same time. When she had her phone next to her pussy, you can hear the wetness as the dildo slides in and out. When she was fingering her clit and going really fast at it, the squash squash sounds are quite audible. Cause the phone is near her hand and pussy, if she gets too vigorous her hands thumps into the phone.

What I'd really like is for the girl to call out my name in between her moans, tell me what she wants and describe what she's doing.

Not done this in ages cause I don't exactly get much thrill outta it. Was intriguing in the beginning but tapers off pretty fast. The safest sex that you can have with another person though.

Just sharing my 2 cents.

[yellowleaf]

Phone sex also must teach?

[daocaoren1396]

Actually im pretty curious too.. anyone got experience with this?

[Me Siam Bu]

LOL gd try

[ConnerDoReMe]

haha with the technology i tot most will go for video calls sex.. lolx..
had my share in the phone sex era + video call wooah...
all the arhh arhh and whoah whoah... :D

[purepulp]

"Hello... hello?... HELLO!"

"I call you back.. No reception... Cannot hear you properly.."