i think i got aids!!!

[duCkeee]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

[ryanlim]

is this the right section to post this?????? :mad:

by the way, try reading up this Section : Sexual Health Issues (http://forum.sammyboy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5)

i believe this thread will be useful to you : HIV screening info (http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=19533)

anyway since you say that your erection last for less than 2 secs, how on earth are you able to f*ck or get HIV in the first place?????? :confused:

[MachoDevilX]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

Just 2 days and you think symptoms will come out??? :confused:
Don't worry too much. Most probably it's just normal illness that you might have caught from her such as cold etc.. Wait for few months before you go for checkup. Then you will know...

:cool:

[Microsoft]

is this the right section to post this??????

NNH eh 7e8e u come n open orpid leow ar? :D

Yo yo wait wait b4 going 2 any clinic, go here for checkup first.

http://www.imh.com.sg/clinical_specialties/cap.htm

:p

[warresg]

Aids no cure 1. :eek: 你死定了！

[Tai_zi21]

U Think,I Think,Who Confirm?

Pls Lar Go To Check And Stop Scaring Urself! If U Have Or Dun Have,U Come Here Start A Thread Got Use? :mad:

I Also Think I Will Tio 4D This Weekend 1st Prize!

[thaivisitor]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??
Don't bother to see doctor. 100% you sure kenna AIDS. Might as well write your will. Do spare some for Sam so that this forum can continue years after years.

How not to kenna AIDS. Dick cannot stand, like to have someone fuck you in the ass, somemore look at your nick, want to be "duck".

So see doctor also waste money lah... :cool:

[Arse_Kicker]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

Thanks for the humour... but better beware not all bros here like to hear nonsensical rumblings...

[Hakoshu]

Congrates to u!!!! :D

[ryanlim]

NNH eh 7e8e u come n open orpid leow ar?

got to intercept your record of being the second to post mah :D

Yo yo wait wait b4 going 2 any clinic, go here for checkup first.

http://www.imh.com.sg/clinical_specialties/cap.htm

very good recommendation :D

[ryanlim]

I Also Think I Will Tio 4D This Weekend 1st Prize!

i also want :o

[nirvana]

Congrates to u!!!!

just what i was abt to say to shim.

one nite, shim ask abt AR
next, he say suspect Aids
mayb tomorrow shim will say shim wanna swallow some sperm b4 shim die

:D

wat this forum never lack was joker

this is wat i will be when i reach nirvana
worship me :D (http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7681/clown2km.jpg)

[madix]

man you better go for check up
dun go ard infecting others when you are sick
there's an AIDS help grp in singapore...
hope you wont need it

:o

[Cheri_Popper]

Please include all those samsters that have reply you in your will! :D

[Cage73]

So sorry to hear about that.

Or, to prolong life, there is something that you can do.

Every 3 hours rub chilli powder onto your dick. The natural chemicals found in chilli will slow the spread and growth of the virus.

Hope you die peacefully.

Amen!


my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

[acer3939]

and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??
1st you think you are gay http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=35085 now you think you kena aids, so tomolo you ??? haizz :rolleyes:

[Big Sexy]

Are you a Mother Duck? A HOMO Duck? A cute little duckie ? Or just another Plain STUPID Duck.

i think you must be a STUPID HOMO DUCKIE.

First you ask whether are you a Gay.. I tell you YES you a a bloody stupid GAY. Chow Ah Gua... Pui :mad:

Then you suspect you have got HIV. I am not too sure about this though... But if you have HIV, then CONGRATS to you.. You are the FIRST STUPID HOMO DUCKIE in the world to have HIV. you should be proud of that.

As to which doctor you should go to.. I heard there is a doctor in this forum. He goes by the nick of Nirvana.

KAOZ.



which doctor should i go to???

[acer3939]

As to which doctor you should go to.. I heard there is a doctor in this forum. He goes by the nick of Nirvana.

KAOZ.
Nirvana = STD Doctor = :D keke some say best in sin/jb/btm :p

[Looksee]

Didi kena AIDS chop off didi lor..........

:rolleyes:

[Big Sexy]

Nowaday hor, must really refrain from eating duck.. First got Bird Flu and then now got HIV Duckie.. Wow lau..

Dont know the HIV in Duckie will spread to the Chicken as well or not. :D


Nirvana = STD Doctor = :D keke

[Shiokday]

Didi kena AIDS chop off didi lor..........

:rolleyes:
goot one uncle LS...i nearly fell out of my chair...hahahahahahahah

[waypastprime]

Didi kena AIDS chop off didi lor..........



Errr.... I read those novels saying instead of chopping off dicks, one can opt for alternative.

1) Get someone to suck out the poison in u

:p :D

[acer3939]

1) Get someone to suck out the poison in u
Hmmm who got such good suction? some more doing bbbj keke ;)

[waypastprime]

Hmmm who got such good suction? some more doing bbbj keke ;)

Also must be ice-fire treatment. Uncle hor? :p

[Microsoft]

As to which doctor you should go to.. I heard there is a doctor in this forum. He goes by the nick of Nirvana.



Huh?? i tot tat 1 specialise oni in skin treatment? Those body itchy 1 can go look 4 him. He will make you no longer itchy. kekeke :D

[acer3939]

Also must be ice-fire treatment.
I heard that's a much higher level of treatment leh, trainning can be learn from macau or prc land keke :)

[robertking1]

duckeee..in case U are lost....let me summarise for U.
Confirm U got aids and U got the following options:
1. Sit and wait die....but make sure U make a will and include my nick for any assets distribution)
2. Cut off your didi...this will save your life.
3. Rub chilly powder on your didi...this will prolong your life.
4. Hook your didi to a vacuum cleaner and suck out the poison....this may save your life.

[Looksee]

Errr.... I read those novels saying instead of chopping off dicks, one can opt for alternative.

1) Get someone to suck out the poison in u



2) Use fire and burn the wound until it turns black, it should stop the poison.

:D

[twintower]

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

Don't waste money, stay at home and do nothing, no nedicine to cure you.

Acording to medical finding, you have to suffer 10 to 12 years before you die. 等死囉！交身份證。

[hothandlebar]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??


You may want to do the following -

1. Accept your fate for not using a condom despite public awareness
2. If you're still itchy, start using a condom and don't harm others further
3. Aids symptoms do not reveal within 2 days
4. Go consult a doc cos you may have dengue fever instead
5. If it's not dengue, start writing your will to all the samsters here!
6. Also, you may wanna redeem your karma by promoting gd sexual health...

[Microsoft]

Errr.... I read those novels saying instead of chopping off dicks, one can opt for alternative.

1) Get someone to suck out the poison in u



BBBJ suck out semen not poision. 2 suck out poison u mus look for 火云邪神. Go where n find ar?? :confused:

[Freestyler69]

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

i think save your money.. just go jump off some building

[acer3939]

2 suck out poison u mus look for 火云邪神. Go where n find ar??
火云邪神 can be found on chn 8 7pm slot keke :)

[Looksee]

BBBJ suck out semen not poision. 2 suck out poison u mus look for 火云邪神. Go where n find ar??

tat's a tough 1.........let me see if i can help...........hmmmmmmmmm.......last sighting of this mysterious cuntful master was at Bai Mei Shan north of Tain Shan.........

:D

[Looksee]

i think save your money.. just go jump off some building

later kena fine for killer litter how?

:eek:

[Looksee]

火云邪神 can be found on chn 8 7pm slot keke

only on weekends hor........

:D

[waypastprime]

tat's a tough 1.........let me see if i can help...........hmmmmmmmmm.......last sighting of this mysterious cuntful master was at Bai Mei Shan north of Tain Shan.........



I thought it's cunt hu master? :p

Bai Mei Shan? Got Bai Mei ying wang or not? :D

[Looksee]

Bai Mei Shan? Got Bai Mei ying wang or not?

tat's another story........cannot tell here otherwise kena zap for being off-topic.........

:p

[euphoria777]

i think save your money.. just go jump off some building

TNP Headline....

Duck Jump Off HDB Flat in Toa Payoh

[Microsoft]

火云邪神 can be found on chn 8 7pm slot keke

Tat 1 cheong 1. Real 1 ki chia 500 yrs ago leow. Alternatively he can pai RK wei xi. RK 擦鞋神功 oso can purge poison 1. :D :p

[Microsoft]

tat's a tough 1.........let me see if i can help...........hmmmmmmmmm.......last sighting of this mysterious cuntful master was at Bai Mei Shan north of Tain Shan.........



Oso cheong 1. They spotted a bye-e. Nv c 1 b4 so tot it's kungfu master. :D

[HighLife]

Tat 1 cheong 1. Real 1 ki chia 500 yrs ago leow. Alternatively he can pai RK wei xi. RK 擦鞋神功 oso can purge poison 1. :D :p


Good Morning Uncle......have your teh O ?

Are we still meeting at DHC today ? LS say today is DHC day.

[Microsoft]

Good Morning Uncle......have your teh O ?

Are we still meeting at DHC today ? LS say today is DHC day.

Desker Hawker Center?? There got wat nice 2 eat?? If Kio kway err... u own time own target carry on hor. Kekeke :D

[HighLife]

Desker Hawker Center?? There got wat nice 2 eat?? If Kio kway err... u own time own target carry on hor. Kekeke :D


no lar..we call chicken rice not chicken. :D

[Looksee]

Desker Hawker Center?? There got wat nice 2 eat?? If Kio kway err... u own time own target carry on hor. Kekeke

the chap chye png i ta bo not bad..........

:D

[asjer]

which doctor should i go to???
Try those at Woody Lodge, for your condition, am sure they are the best.


and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

Go work in hospital lor, free medical and medicine, dun get caught only.

Hope the above helps and by the way, today i good mood so MINUS you 2 points ok. :D

[SharkMan]

For crying out loud! AIDS doesn't happen immediately! You need at least 3 months from infection to even test positive! Go and read up on AIDS!

:D

[Big Sexy]

I sincerely apologise to Duckeee. I am sorry i doubt you when u said that you have HIV.

I am Sorry!!!

I have since spoken to Duckeee on the phone and his one is a genuine case.

After talking to him. i am certain he have contacted HIV/AIDS.

If you all know who he had sex with ... you all will then understand why i am certain he have contacted HIV.

[Big Sexy]

Paiseh i forget to tell you all who he make love with..

Duckeee actually had sex with
....
....
....
....
....
....
....

M.I.C.K.E.Y M.O.U.S.E

and the remedy to HIV is to GO FUCK A SPIDER, YOU STUPID DUCK

[acer3939]

Paiseh i forget to tell you all who he make love with..
KNN :mad: for a momment i thought i 'shoot' the wrong person liao! was about to say sorry then you cum out with this :D

[Looksee]

KNN for a momment i thought i 'shoot' the wrong person liao! was about to say sorry then you cum out with this

uncle, u also kena taken for a ride hor.........

:p

[Big Sexy]

Robertking was the one who told me that DUCK sex partner is Mickey Mouse. :D

KNN for a momment i thought i 'shoot' the wrong person liao! was about to say sorry then you cum out with this :D

[Big Sexy]

robertking take acer on a ride on this Rubber Duckie Boat. :D

uncle, u also kena taken for a ride hor.........

:p

[acer3939]

Robertking was the one who told me that DUCK sex partner is Mickey Mouse.
But Mickey Mouse bery old liao still going strong leh you sure Mickey got AIDS :confused:

[nirvana]

I sincerely apologise to Duckeee. I am sorry i doubt you when u said that you have HIV.



If you all know who he had sex with ... you all will then understand why i am certain he have contacted HIV.

this is wat i will be when i reach nirvana
worship me :D (http://img93.exs.cx/img93/7681/clown2km.jpg)[/QUOTE]

[Big Sexy]

i am quite sure... If Donald Duck got HIV... 100% is kenna spread by Mickey Mouse one....

logic is Mickey mouse got girlfriend...mini mouse mah... but donald duck got no girlfriend, so can only screw mickey mouse.. :D

I think i am right la... but to be sure must ask robertking again.

and now i must go and take my beauty sleep already.. wake up and check with robert again.:D


But Mickey Mouse bery old liao still going strong leh you sure Mickey got AIDS

[Castrol]

But Mickey Mouse bery old liao still going strong leh you sure Mickey got AIDS :confused:

i think it is becos the scientist used mickey mouse as "guinea pig" for AIDS research...

blame it on porky pig, the little swine escaped from the lab with the help of his 3 little piglets when the BB wolf was screwing the little red rider or something like that..... :D

[nakamara]

bet he fucked Pluto and Goofy too :D

[righteousness]

Err..make it same/related species better.. So male and female will be donald duck and big bird or donald and tweety :)

[nakamara]

Err..make it same/related species better.. So male and female will be donald duck and big bird or donald and tweety :)

in this case...barney have no partner den only can pcc lor...haha :D

[oxilary]

i but donald duck got no girlfriend, so can only screw mickey mouse.. :D

donald duck has daisy duck

[Big Sexy]

daisy duck not counted.. daisy duck is not donald duck girlfriend.. anyway i heard daisy duck end up in RObertking stomach already.. :D

No wonder donald duck is lonely...


donald duck has daisy duck

[Big Sexy]

siao liao this thread become disney thread liao..

all disney character come out already :D

[oxilary]

anyway i heard daisy duck end up in RObertking stomach already..

No wonder donald duck is lonely...

wah.. :eek: icic, no wonder :D

[diesel]

I advise you to buy life-insurance that covers you for millions of dollars. When you leave, the money will goes to your parents, wife and children. In this way, they will not suffer in future.

[Teatree]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that then i always got diarrohea and sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days... die man i think is becos of the auntie at ks http://www.sammyboyforum.com/showthread.php?t=33644
that i did 'it' with 2 days back, go home only kana fever already.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??
Two days and it is AIDS. Bro, do you know that it is not easy to get too!
Unless you do raw. If it is just BBBJ, it need 7 litres of saliva to transmit AIDS.

[thaivisitor]

Errr.... I read those novels saying instead of chopping off dicks, one can opt for alternative.

1) Get someone to suck out the poison in u


For his case extremely difficult as poison in his big head, not small head. So need alternative 2.

2) Get someone to bash the poison out. IF bro Nirvana busy, I can volunteer. Afterall, what are bro samsters for, to help each other. :D

[thaivisitor]

Don't waste money, stay at home and do nothing, no nedicine to cure you.

Acording to medical finding, you have to suffer 10 to 12 years before you die. 等死囉！交身份證。
Bro, you are very cruel leh......
KNN 10 to 12 years before he dies!!!!! :eek:

That means for the next 10 to 12 years he's gonna be in this forum...
Like dat not he suffer but we samsters suffer and will probably die before him lah...

My oh my... how to look forward to the next 10 to 12 years??? :rolleyes:

[Kenny_Ho]

my nipples recently feel twisted and like poking out like that

I have that feeling when i was 8. Soon after, i grow pubic hair? How old are you?


sometimes fever nonstop for the past 2 days

Sometime cannot mean non stop right? What are you talking about? There is no such thing as sometime "non-stop". As good as saying that black cat is white in color.

which doctor should i go to???
and very expensive leh aids medicine, how to get medical help ah??

I wasn't exactly sure which doctor is good. But if you want free medical aids, i heard prisioner in Changi has got free medical benefit. Quite easy to enrol. Just pop into any police station and rip open any police women uniform will do. If you are quick enough, you might even earn yourself a free bonk before enlistment. :D

[peterfish]

Get a life and go fuck a spider. :D
Then that poor spider will kena AIDS!

[nirvana]

2) Get someone to bash the poison out. IF bro Nirvana busy, I can volunteer. Afterall, what are bro samsters for, to help each other.

hehe...i now in level 13 nirvana. mai disturb me :D
SAY CHEESE ^_^ (http://img70.exs.cx/img70/2954/clown0ah.jpg)

[Malaysian Datuk]

siao liao this thread become disney thread liao..

all disney character come out already :DLOL.....nanti got Loony Toons characters somemore :D

[thaivisitor]

siao liao this thread become disney thread liao..

all disney character come out already :D
I from Marcel Comics can??? :D

[Cheri_Popper]

I from Marcel Comics can???

I think you meant Marvel comics! :D

When is Wonder Woman, CatWoman, SuperGirl....etc cuming!! :rolleyes:

[sexytoy.com.sg]

Errr.... I read those novels saying instead of chopping off dicks, one can opt for alternative.

1) Get someone to suck out the poison in u

:p :D

I like your suggestion....hehehe

[innezsg]

Now lets see, you started this thread suspecting you have AIDS. And you also started another thread saying you poke the pregnancy kit into your ass.

I think your ass is waiting to be grilled now.

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=35239

[Big Sexy]

can can... i love comics also... i have to read 龙虎门 last time. :)

I from Marcel Comics can??? :D

[Big Sexy]

for your info hor.. he is already a roasted duck liao.. ass already roasted :)


I think your ass is waiting to be grilled now.

http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread.php?t=35239

[robertking1]

I think i am right la... but to be sure must ask robertking again.

and now i must go and take my beauty sleep already.. wake up and check with robert again.:D
nbzz....anything to do with aids....u sure got 1 leg 1.....
hard a hard time following you all becos I am new to duck (bird) language....
anyway the latest is that his problem is solved liow....he chops off his infected didi.......and went for sex change.......latest latest is that he is pregnant now......the father is teletubby...... :D

[Big Sexy]

huh????which teletubby are you referring to?? there are 4 of them??? :D

Robertking, Dnat, WPP and Mummyboyfor??

do you mean one of them fathered duckie???

i think it is highly unlikely la... how can the cute teletubbies fathered a duckie?? that birdie must be fathered by none other than the great donald duck himself :D

latest latest is that he is pregnant now......the father is teletubby......

[robertking1]

huh????which teletubby are you referring to?? there are 4 of them???

Robertking, Dnat, WPP and Mummyboyfor??

do you mean one of them fathered duckie???

i think it is highly unlikely la... how can the cute teletubbies fathered a duckie?? that birdie must be fathered by none other than the great donald duck himself :D
lidat ah...give a clue leh...who is donald duck....is he a samster also??? :confused:

[Big Sexy]

i heard from Nirvana that Donald duck might be one of the 4 teletubbies..although not 100% confirm.. i cannot figure it out who is it also. can u help me? but i think i do have some clue, they have the same first letter in their nick :D

DUCK
Dxxx

lidat ah...give a clue leh...who is donald duck....is he a samster also??? :confused:

Robertking, Dnat, WPP and Mummyboyfor

[robertking1]

i heard from Nirvana that Donald duck might be one of the 4 teletubbies..
but i cannot figure it out who is it? can u help me? but i think i do have some clue, they have the same first letter in their nick :D

DUCK
Dxxx
wah that's a tough 1 to crack....let me run my computer to do an analysis.....
hahah...I got a match....
Donald duck=Dnat.......got it :D

[Kenny_Ho]

let me run my computer to do an analysis.....


Your computer still working? :D

[robertking1]

Your computer still working? :D
ya ...have not totally crashed yet...any way I am in orpid now....
btw LS needs your help...... :D
http://forum.sammyboy.com/showpost.php?p=911154&postcount=1242

[Kenny_Ho]

btw LS needs your help......

Easy lah. Just bring the MIS manager to TAM settle. :D

[acer3939]

Just bring the MIS manager to TAM settle.
Lidat may be buy new one cheaper leh keke :p

[Kenny_Ho]

Lidat may be buy new one cheaper leh keke

Office PC. Not home one. Just need to tweak "allow" list. AW LS TAM alway mean Telok Ayer Market. :D

[Castrol]

wahhh... Kenny Ho, he jia jing ley...! :D

[Kenny_Ho]

wahhh... Kenny Ho, he jia jing ley...!

Are you a fans of Kenny? How nice!! Nowadays not much left.... :( :D

[Castrol]

Are you a fans of Kenny? How nice!! Nowadays not much left.... :( :D

yeah he's one of my actor idols! but i wish he will return to HK shows...