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mrate79
16-10-2012, 08:55 AM
Local guy in early 30s. non-Chinese, non-Indian, Loves painting. Can paint forever. His brush is his tongue.

Generally easy-going personality. Humorous even. Not necessarily intellectual. Just loves drinking from the furry cup.

Looking for a nice clean canvas to paint on. You can give directions on how you want to be painted. You are the art-piece. Just enjoy it.

Interested? Let's see if we click. No strings attached and I'm not coin-operated so this is a mutual arrangement. If you feel bad, you can treat me a McDonald's meal or something.

One more thing. You've got to be female. Preferably with abit of meat. Happy positive feelings and possibly funny. Straight, lesbian or bi, I don't really care.

Or maybe someone who just loves to be painted.

Drop me a pm or something.
guowei8
16-10-2012, 09:58 AM
You wait for the day that HERE have more P than D. Treat you eat shit. :D
hcg_explorer
16-10-2012, 11:16 AM
My house wall need to be painted... u can help ?
DegenerationX
16-10-2012, 11:32 AM
My female Husky needs to be painted. How do I contact you? Mac' donalds meal? No problem! I'll throw in another BK meal as well. :D
flowbow
16-10-2012, 11:37 AM
My house wall need to be painted... u can help ?
Damn. You beat me to this reply. :(
kryptoz
16-10-2012, 11:56 AM
Lol..this section is getting more and more interesting. Competition really does breed creativity.

but come on man, you want sexual gratification and still want to be treated to a meal?!
there's a limit to how low you can go.
mrate79
16-10-2012, 10:06 PM
Thanks for the replies. This was fun :)
VoltaRedonda
16-10-2012, 10:22 PM
So how was ur findings bro??? No takers yet perhaps:D
Reoxy
16-10-2012, 10:58 PM
Actually TS is quite creative leh... :D
kryptoz
16-10-2012, 11:56 PM
Actually TS is quite creative leh... :D

he is! if he didn't ask for a meal, he might have had a higher chance.
mrate79
17-10-2012, 05:11 PM
Kryptoz LOL nice comeback
DegenerationX
17-10-2012, 05:58 PM
Actually TS is quite creative leh... :D
Ya, creative till now i still dun know what is his race. :D
Reoxy
17-10-2012, 09:38 PM
Ya, creative till now i still dun know what is his race. :D

I thought it is very obvious that his religion requires him to sacrifice the foreskin of his Penis. :D
mrate79
18-10-2012, 11:21 AM
Creativity is colour blind ok.

Reoxy may be right lol
pojstemp
19-10-2012, 09:53 AM
One request : Can u blindfold? Lots of holes waiting.
mrate79
19-10-2012, 11:04 AM
It depends what holes are you referring to LOL