Female plumber needed. Guys pls scroll down.

[callmemaybe]

Hi ladies, am looking for a eligible lady. As long as you are a female and presentable, I WANT YOU! Age is not a problem. Of course, I would prefer single/divorcee as I do not want to ruin a family.

I maintain your pipe and you maintain mine, simple as that. No money involve. I wouldn't rule out the possibility of a relationship blossoming if our personality gets along well.

Of course, SUGARMUMMY is welcome to adopt me if she has the budget. I WILL NO charge a high maintence fee as I am purely sextisfying myself. Most of the money would go to buying gifts and sex toys to enhance our sex life. :D

WIKIPEDIA OF ME:

22 years old this year. 1.75m. Chinese. above average look. bespectacled. not in a relationship thus I can commit all my free time to you. Possessed a tool that bend down (can reach your G spot easily). Pussy fetish. Likes frenching, painting, BBBJ, deepthroat, painting, cowgirl and doggystyle.

Exchange pics @ [email protected]

[ColourBlindx2]

I maintain your pipe and you maintain mine, simple as that. No money involve. I wouldn't rule out the possibility of a relationship blossoming if our personality gets along well.



Whooooooaaaaaa..... I have some heard of some wierd fetishes, but this has to be the best.

dude.... you should advertise in newpaper la.... last month my pipes were choked up with food waste and some crusty flour (my attempt at baking).... should have called you. Ended up paying >$450 over a weekend to have some guy come in a clear it for me....

Daaaaamn.... and you would have cleared it for me?

yes i dun mind to reciprocate, but i dun have tools to clear a choke. Maybe i borrow and you teach me ok?

but regular maintenance is the solution? ok ok will bear this in mind. Thanks

............... why do i get the feeling i being a him-bo................

Somehow I REALLY doubt any girl here is gonna be reading you post and saying "ooohmigaawd.... a plumber..... just what i need".... but since you like DEEPTHROAT and painting im sure you will get bunch of guys!

Colourblinds

[cocobun]

Whooooooaaaaaa..... I have some heard of some wierd fetishes, but this has to be the best.

He watched too much 'plumber porn'..........:D

[Cuntworth]

Buay tahan such thread!!!! Just spice up my raining wednesday morning!!!!!:D:D

[Cysasqiag]

why u guys has to be so sarcastic of guys ad?

arent u all here for the same reason?

[ColourBlindx2]

Possessed a tool that bend down (can reach your G spot easily).

Basically means when you are doggy-ing the girl, it grinds against the g-spot. But when doing missionary, it feels more like your dick is digging at the large intestine and trying to induce bowel movement :(

Whooooooaaaaaa..... I have some heard of some weird fetishes, but this has to be the best.

dude.... you should advertise in newpaper la.... last month my pipes were choked up with food waste and some crusty flour (my attempt at baking).... should have called you. Ended up paying >$450 over a weekend to have some guy come in a clear it for me....

Daaaaamn.... and you would have cleared it for me?

yes i dun mind to reciprocate, but i dun have tools to clear a choke. Maybe i borrow and you teach me ok?

but regular maintenance is the solution? ok ok will bear this in mind. Thanks

............... why do i get the feeling i being a him-bo................

Somehow I REALLY doubt any girl here is gonna be reading you post and saying "ooohmigaawd.... a plumber..... just what i need".... but since you like DEEPTHROAT and painting im sure you will get bunch of guys!

Colourblinds

I didn't say that :)


Colourblind f

[acidicavex]

Basically means when you are doggy-ing the girl, it grinds against the g-spot. But when doing missionary, it feels more like your dick is digging at the large intestine and trying to induce bowel movement :(



I didn't say that :)


Colourblind f

Cannot imagine a orgasm of double discharge or half way moaning high high than shout wait wait need to go release crap.........

[ColourBlindx2]

Cannot imagine a orgasm of double discharge or half way moaning high high than shout wait wait need to go release crap.........

Well. I almost did that. Once when we were swinging with a couple and the guy had that kind of dick. Oh well, i made sure we did doggy the whoooooooole time :)


Colourblind f

[Reoxy]

that kind of dick.

Colourblind f

This kind of dick is known as the "Andy Lau Nose Penis". :D

[ColourBlindx2]

This kind of dick is known as the "Andy Lau Nose Penis". :D

Then got Jackie Chan nose?


Colourblind f

[Reoxy]

Then got Jackie Chan nose?


Colourblind f

I am sure there are.

There are as many types of penises as there are noses.

For more references, pls refer to this link: http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/penis-in-shades/

Have a nice day! :D

I have to go suck some Ang Moh Penis now. :(

[ColourBlindx2]

I am sure there are.

There are as many types of penises as there are noses.

For more references, pls refer to this link: http://phalliccymbals.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/penis-in-shades/

Have a nice day! :D

I have to go suck some Ang Moh Penis now. :(

OKAY.


Colourblind f

[DegenerationX]

why u guys has to be so sarcastic of guys ad?

arent u all here for the same reason?

Of cos we are sarcastic about this. Fyi, we dun come to SBF for this. We came here to find good commercial bonks or read juicy stories from bros. In case you still dun understand why are we being sarcastic, that's because SBF is a male dominated forum with 85% members male. Only brainless guys will come here to look for FB or sugar mummy.

[ColourBlindx2]

why u guys has to be so sarcastic of guys ad?

arent u all here for the same reason?

I wasn't being sarcastic. But i guess my bf didn't like the song "Call Me Maybe" and developed a subconscious dislike towards TS.

Not to mention that the Colourblinds are here to look for swingers, not people to simply clean our pipes. I am sure i clean my man's pipes as best as i can. But still, here we are :D

Of cos we are sarcastic about this. Fyi, we dun come to SBF for this. We came here to find good commercial bonks or read juicy stories from bros. In case you still dun understand why are we being sarcastic, that's because SBF is a male dominated forum with 85% members male. Only brainless guys will come here to look for FB or sugar mummy.

Not brainless lah, it's more like Dick-Driven.


Colourblind f

[DegenerationX]

Not brainless lah, it's more like Dick-Driven.


Colourblind f

At least TS email is not bad, callmemaybe_wecanbehappy :D

[ColourBlindx2]

At least TS email is not bad, callmemaybe_wecanbehappy :D

Well, it's their generation's song :)


Colourblind f

[alan0338]

Likes frenching, painting, BBBJ, deepthroat, painting, cowgirl and doggystyle.


Huh smlj????!!!! U like Bbbj and deepthroat also????!!!! :eek: :confused::rolleyes:

[DegenerationX]

Huh smlj????!!!! U like Bbbj and deepthroat also????!!!! :eek: :confused::rolleyes:

Haha. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw your comments. :D

[callmemaybe]

Lol you guys have a sense of humour bigger than mine. On a serious note I meant I like the girl giving me bbbj and deepthroat nt the other way round.

I can be hired by only female! So colourblind..sorry! Haha....

Anyway just looking for a chance...so pang chance....even though 85% is male there is still a 15 %...who knows right...respect each other in the forum is impt to maintain peace...

Cheers to all chionging bros...still looking for you miss right....

[spidey7]

pinnochio nose is better. Ts 80yr old aunty u wan?

[callmemaybe]

80 years old aunty...let the 90 years old uncle eat ba...:o

[callmemaybe]

Weekend is here! :D

[callmemaybe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btDd9rOlc2k

[justdifferent]

Of cos we are sarcastic about this. Fyi, we dun come to SBF for this. We came here to find good commercial bonks or read juicy stories from bros. In case you still dun understand why are we being sarcastic, that's because SBF is a male dominated forum with 85% members male. Only brainless guys will come here to look for FB or sugar mummy.

i think we're all here for various reasons.

some are here to find commercial sex. some are here for flings and fbs. some are here to swing. some are here just to read about the happenings..

i don't think that getting an fb here is impossible. but it's common knowledge that this is a male dominated forum and if your 'ad' is going to be silly and unattractive to your prospective targets, we're all gonna have a laugh about it and you're gonna get ridiculed by people like colorblind f.

[callmemaybe]

My right hand is my best friend today again :(

[callmemaybe]

hit my plumbing services hotline now!

[callmemaybe]

nobody nobody but u...

[Kobei]

Somehow I REALLY doubt any girl here is gonna be reading you post and saying "ooohmigaawd.... a plumber..... just what i need".... but since you like DEEPTHROAT and painting im sure you will get bunch of guys!

Colourblinds

LOL!!! @ colourblind~


And i gotta ask, the downward curve andy lau nose oppa penis style really that bad?

[BlackBirdFly]

LOL!!! @ colourblind~


And i gotta ask, the downward curve andy lau nose oppa penis style really that bad?

hallo ah hia. also have to see how it is curved.

if it's curved like a initial D race track.. need to drift to get across. u need a doctor or rather.

[Fastfurious]

Huat ah....

[callmemaybe]

long weekend for more fun :o

[DegenerationX]

long weekend for more fun :o

You still have not given up after one month of trying? :eek:

If only you put in such energy and spirit in other more useful areas.....:rolleyes::cool:

[callmemaybe]

one day she will be touched. maybe she is just waiting....

[StrykeShot]

one day she will be touched. maybe she is just waiting....

touched that you posted on a SEX forum? you gotta be kidding right? lol

[Reoxy]

touched that you posted on a SEX forum? you gotta be kidding right? lol

He means touched all over her body... :D

[hcg_explorer]

Possessed a tool that bend down (can reach your G spot easily). Pussy fetish. Likes frenching, painting, BBBJ, deepthroat, painting, cowgirl and doggystyle.


wat so special ??? many BROS here also can do... may be better then u too...

[callmemaybe]

some female like younger guys to satisfy them? its like u go to a fruits store and want to buy apple...so many apple but u just like a particular one..same logic.

still looking !!!

[DegenerationX]

some female like younger guys to satisfy them? its like u go to a fruits store and want to buy apple...so many apple but u just like a particular one..same logic.

still looking !!!

Ya. Nice analogy. But go fruit store buy apples u need to pay. Are you paying?

[callmemaybe]

ladies and milfs...help to warm up my mailbox by sending in your particulars...it's collecting dust...

[acidicavex]

ladies and milfs...help to warm up my mailbox by sending in your particulars...it's collecting dust...

It will have cobweb soon don't worry the spider will warm up for u!

[callmemaybe]

thx for the bumps

[callmemaybe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgqJTjiKkGk

[callmemaybe]

:) :) :) afternoon...

[DegenerationX]

sibeh persistent. :D

[callmemaybe]

:D:D:D drill ah drill

[callmemaybe]

house is free tonight. let cuddle together....any female taker????

[callmemaybe]

u r sexy and only i know it...

[acidicavex]

That won't get u anywhere I suggest u call PUB regarding your leakage problem
http://www.pub.gov.sg/managingflashfloods/contacts/Pages/default.aspx

I believe the link might help

[callmemaybe]

Hello.......

[callmemaybe]

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Number 1

[callmemaybe]

Bumps up for boring Sat.

[WOOHOO]

http://iambrony.dget.cc/mlp/gif/typie.gif

[Janet_W]

Omg ! A year later, ts is still plumbing?
Dame lame lor

[callmemaybe]

Broke up with gf, thats why need to become a plumber again :(

[alvin00]

Omg ! A year later, ts is still plumbing?
Dame lame lor

His pipe probably still leaking, plumber cannot fix his own pipe, like hairstylist cannot self cut hair...

bro, time to give up, with you bisexual fetishes make u try ahgua or ladyboy gt chance :p

[JuzOldGuy]

Only brainless guys will come here to look for FB or sugar mummy.

oh no!! u mean there isn't any?? i've been cheated!! :eek:
LOL