Sex Poems

[forgotoldnick]

Disclaimer: not my own works, got this online. Please share if you do have some more..keke!

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour


Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain


10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't
Tore!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block


Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid


Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine

[DreamOfLust]

hahaha.... thumbs up bro... had a great laugh on it..

[drslump99]

Nice bro.
Yodel those poems coming!

[KongLong69]

swee..keep coming

[IwantbustyKim]

Her panties are red
His sex pill is blue
Fuck me! she said
"Dan lah! Suck my KuKu!"

[forgotoldnick]

Her panties are red
His sex pill is blue
Fuck me! she said
"Dan lah! Suck my KuKu!"

Nice one.....hokkien n english mixed poems......hokglish poem

[luvpuss]

very nice poems indeed , keep em comin lol , did u think of them all urself TS?

[studdyme]

great sharing !!

[forgotoldnick]

inspire to write :

one fine day, wind so strong,
look at my cock, hard in the sarong:eek:

two mins later, called lily ong,
cook my story, and we met up in a lorong

three hotel full, wait damn long,
gook at the counter, face long long, passed me a condom to bring along

Four flights of stairs, around a furlong,
strook to the door with my lily ong.

five mins of kissing, din took long,
took out my condom and cap it on.

six and nine was see bay song,
hook into the hole of my lily ong, and whispered that i will love her a lifelong

seven heaven till the bell *ding dong** ding dong*
CROOK""i heard, loud and clear, my wife hit my cock with a big "bulong"

[simple2kee]

interesting poem, good job!

[forgotoldnick]

very nice poems indeed , keep em comin lol , did u think of them all urself TS?

no lah, but the lousy "lily ong" poem is my humble creation! lol :cool:

[forgotoldnick]

--Smoke a smoke
--Not a butt
--Fuck a virgin
--Not a slut

Holy mother,full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick,the one i sucked
Bless the bed,in which we fucked And if my mum happened to walk in Bless the shit i'd be in

[loneyheart]

very nice ... thxs for a laugh :D

[studdyme]

camping for more!

[boob_man]

Jack n Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.....
Jill forgot to take her pill
And now they have a son.....:eek:

[dmtpl]

Jack n Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.....
Jill forgot to take her pill
And now they have a son.....:eek:

Good one. uptz you

[boob_man]

Good one. uptz you

Tks bro. Upz you too.....;)

[forgotoldnick]

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
created a pussy to their design
First was a butcher, smart with wit, took his knife and gave a slit
second was a carpenter, strong and bold, took his chisel and hammer a hole
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, took a red velvet and lined it within
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, took his fox fur and lined it without
Fifth was fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell
Sixth was a preacher named mcgee, he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a CUNT!