Reminder: other incriminating sources of evidence

[5ag1_Boar]

Just occurred to me, other than the usual evidence from your phones (or keeping separate phones) the increasingly popular car driving camera also holds evidence of where you've been. If you pick up your fling, it will show you driving up and stopping in front of her. Might show her smiling/waving at you as you drive up. If you stop before her, can see her walking towards your car.

Just a reminder to clear your video cache when you reach home.

[sulphur]

Good one bro.

[dirtyhairy]

Just occurred to me, other than the usual evidence from your phones (or keeping separate phones) the increasingly popular car driving camera also holds evidence of where you've been. If you pick up your fling, it will show you driving up and stopping in front of her. Might show her smiling/waving at you as you drive up....Just a reminder to clear your video cache when you reach home.

May be as a roti seller, I can consider myself lucky
becos even with video evidence stacked up against me
I could explain myself easily to the boss and my OC
in fact when more ladies are caught on tape smiling or stopping me
I lagi happy becos it not only shows Uncle so hard working with deliveries
I am also doing ad-hoc sales, peddling my van full of scrumptious roti:D
Still, I've to be careful on the incriminating audio which might expose me
This is why I always have a warm and juicy hot-dog ready
for the lady as she enters my roti-selling jalopy
As I put hot doggie in her mouth, I'd signal her to be quiet, n tuck in silently
With the video recorder's audio now disabled finally,
I can proceed to be merry with the lady
which is at the back of the van usually
but alas it's getting harder to find ladies willing to do so surrounded by roti:(
could it be the avalanche of bread crumbs or the residue roti ghee,
or even the invisible shrouds of roti flour in it may be?
But me thinks it's due to my van's lau-pok-car pedigree
if it's a Porsche Cayenne or even a China-made Lamborghini
I think I will find more willing ladies
to partake in my mobile bonking spree
but who knows, now with the incessant raids by AV
and the hotels' two ID policy
I may be able to persuade the ladies to ignore the roti
and join me in the van for a brain-freezing humping ecstasy
amid am pans, french loaves and buns of pork floss and chicken curry?:D

[papagraphite]

May be as a roti seller, I can consider myself lucky
becos even with video evidence stacked up against me
I could explain myself easily to the boss and my OC
in fact when more ladies are caught on tape smiling or stopping me
I lagi happy becos it not only shows Uncle so hard working with deliveries
I am also doing ad-hoc sales, peddling my van full of scrumptious roti:D
Still, I've to be careful on the incriminating audio which might expose me
This is why I always have a warm and juicy hot-dog ready
for the lady as she enters my roti-selling jalopy
As I put hot doggie in her mouth, I'd signal her to be quiet, n tuck in silently
With the video recorder's audio now disabled finally,
I can proceed to be merry with the lady
which is at the back of the van usually
but alas it's getting harder to find ladies willing to do so surrounded by roti:(
could it be the avalanche of bread crumbs or the residue roti ghee,
or even the invisible shrouds of roti flour in it may be?
But me thinks it's due to my van's lau-pok-car pedigree
if it's a Porsche Cayenne or even a China-made Lamborghini
I think I will find more willing ladies
to partake in my mobile bonking spree
but who knows, now with the incessant raids by AV
and the hotels' two ID policy
I may be able to persuade the ladies to ignore the roti
and join me in the van for a brain-freezing humping ecstasy
amid am pans, french loaves and buns of pork floss and chicken curry?:D

Absolutely brilliant! It's an entire poem!