hi i am new here :)

[phoenix83]

I am interested to know what is phone sex. anyone kind souls enlighten me pls. :)

[sammyboyfor]

I am interested to know what is phone sex. anyone kind souls enlighten me pls. :)

Phone sex is when you bend over and someone shoves your cell phone up your arse.

[Xgenre]

Phone sex is when you bend over and someone shoves your cell phone up your arse.

You forgot to add something. Once the phone is shoved up your ass, the other party will then dial the number. If you had switched your phone to vibration mode, you can then tell people phone sex gives your a buzzing feeling from the inside. ;)

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

School holidays? :D:p

[phoenix83]

really??:confused::confused:

[sean69]

I am interested to know what is phone sex. anyone kind souls enlighten me pls. :)

call me at 9994 7879 and I will give you 1 interesting lesson ..

[DCS17]

Maybe you can invent iVibrator. Connect to ya iPhone via bluetooth. then u keep on dialing or ya friend dial for you.

Make sch holiday counts.

[phoenix83]

call me at 9994 7879 and I will give you 1 interesting lesson ..

ok. I will call you shortly. :)

[wanderer23]

call me at 9994 7879 and I will give you 1 interesting lesson ..

ok. I will call you shortly. :)

Wahahaha this is hilarious! :D

Dun so bad lah you all. Bully newbie hehe

[Xgenre]

ok. I will call you shortly. :)

Please look at the first 3 digits of the number. Sean69 is just kidding with you. Anyway, she PM me. She is a lady. Suddenly all the dragons wake up right? :D There is a phoenix that you can literally call for ...

[alan0338]

which model of phone u talking abt?? different models have different ways of using ... :D

[Xgenre]

which model of phone u talking abt??

My guess is iPhone4S because it is a short form for iPhone4S(ex), which makes it sound like I Phone For Sex, which is what Phoenix wants to know right? :p

When I want phone sex, I phone for sex. Makes sense?

[alan0338]

My guess is iPhone4S because it is a short form for iPhone4S(ex), which makes it sound like I Phone For Sex, which is what Phoenix wants to know right? :p

When I want phone sex, I phone for sex. Makes sense?

ah ni kuan u also can think of ... :eek: sibeh ho ... :D :D

[phoenix83]

i know sean69 is joking with me ^^ Anyway i am a gal, dun call me bro here la... :P

[DCS17]

woo then a lot of bro will come to assist you le. Prepare for flood in ya PM!!

[sean69]

i know sean69 is joking with me ^^ Anyway i am a gal, dun call me bro here la... :P

aiyoh.. gal say earlier mah.. then i will be more "gentle" with you... :D

[sean69]

My guess is iPhone4S because it is a short form for iPhone4S(ex), which makes it sound like I Phone For Sex, which is what Phoenix wants to know right? :p

When I want phone sex, I phone for sex. Makes sense?

ah ni kuan u also can think of ... :eek: sibeh ho ... :D :D

alan0338.. that is why he is a lao jiao not like us newbies ... heh heh..

[sean69]

Wahahaha this is hilarious! :D

Dun so bad lah you all. Bully newbie hehe

hahah... mine is not bullying lah.. just having some fun...

me not so chek ark like boss below... :D

Phone sex is when you bend over and someone shoves your cell phone up your arse.

[homerunner]

Paisei..... Actually I also do not know what is phone sex too.
I never try before lor.... :D LOL....!!!!!!

I had never try to poke a girl before with a phone.
Anyway, I never explode this function of a phone yet.

I only poke girl using a harden meat rod.
So uncle me also can't explain and say much about phone sex.

LOL.... hahahahahaha.....

:p

[phoenix83]

i got a pm from this guy. he ask me to diy with a carrot. OMG!!! **faint**

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

aiyoh.. gal say earlier mah.. then i will be more "gentle" with you... :D

Gentle as like: Little White Rabbit :confused::D:p

[DCS17]

Gentle as like: Little White Rabbit :confused::D:p

Soul society Rabbit or you prefer inoue? .... LOL

A lot of "sheep" will come in soon le, since its reveal as lady

[sean69]

aiyoh.. gal say earlier mah.. then i will be more "gentle" with you...

Gentle as like: Little White Rabbit :confused::D:p

no no.. instead, i will give her pizzahut phone number... :D

[Rain-Men]

Glad to see sis is interested in PS. Well first of all, you got to have a great imagination and of course a comfortable surrounding. Then voice plays an important part since that's all that connects the both of you. Shall continue more if you are interested sis...:)

[makesomebabies]

Hahahaha all of the comments here made my day lol! (y)

[LoZH]

Use Nokia 3310. Durable and waterproof

[LoZH]

no no.. instead, i will give her pizzahut phone number... :D



LOL.. hello this is pizzahut
Err... i would want phone sex
Okay... do u want that with cheese or without cheese? How about extra toppings?

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

i got a pm from this guy. he ask me to diy with a carrot. OMG!!! **faint**

IMHO, a bottle of mineral water is much handy than a carrot... :D

[sean69]

i got a pm from this guy. he ask me to diy with a carrot. OMG!!! **faint**

OMG!!! the pervert!!!


come come.. i let u use my finger... promise to wash clean clean..

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

...come come.. i let u use my finger... promise to wash clean clean..

Fingering? :confused::eek:

My suggestion of the bottle of mineral water is for her to quench her thirst cos phone sex can cause dry mouth, dry throat and excessive thirst (also can wash fingers):D

[Kigo San]

Fingering?

My suggestion of the bottle of mineral water is for her to quench her thirst cos phone sex can cause dry mouth, dry throat and excessive thirst (also can wash fingers)

Almost drop off my chair .... what a statement from IK wits. :eek::D
One must read between the line to gasp the full understanding. :D

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Almost drop off my chair .... what a statement from IK wits. :D
One must read between the line to gasp the full understanding. :D

Ha-Ha..

IMHO, As Men, we very the "chiam", often misunderstood, often maligned and that some cases of sexual harassment often arise from misunderstanding......Just like back in Feb, while shopping for a pair of ski boot, a friend asked me what color looks great on her. So I asked her: What color is your panty today? (Cos we all know that girls like to invest much time and $$$$ in their "Intimate Apparel" and also the 1st thing when we buy these I.A for them, is to ask/think what's her favorite color is)........She pulled a long face and used a ski pole to poke my butt as if it was a piece of Kobe Bifu. :rolleyes: In the end, she chose a Cherry blossom pink boot :p

[phoenix83]

Thanks to those explanation through pms.... Victor, sorry I was out the whole day. Didn't manage to chat with u long...

Those missed calls, please send me SMS or call me back tml. :) nite nite ** sweet dreams**

[Kigo San]

Thanks to those explanation through pms.... Victor, sorry I was out the whole day. Didn't manage to chat with u long...

Those missed calls, please send me SMS or call me back tml. :) nite nite ** sweet dreams**

Guess you must be veri "bz" at night now .... beri happening ....
dun dig too much and too deepz ... not good to waste it.
Get some real - life and some bangbang ..... :D

Ops ... thought of PM you, but on twice athena .... u must be flooded on u mailbox now, happy DIY and PS yah ..... ;)

[phoenix83]

Guess you must be veri "bz" at night now .... beri happening ....
dun dig too much and too deepz ... not good to waste it.
Get some real - life and some bangbang ..... :D

Ops ... thought of PM you, but on twice athena .... u must be flooded on u mailbox now, happy DIY and PS yah ..... ;)

Nope. no diy la... i can't reply most of the mails cos i newbie. :)

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

.... Victor, sorry I was out the whole day. Didn't manage to chat with u long...

Mr. Victor might not be pleased knowing you post his name here...but then again there are so many "Victors" around..Should be okay for him

Thanks to those explanation through pms.... Those missed calls, please send me SMS or call me back tml. nite nite ** sweet dreams**

Tsunami !!!! :eek:

Yala, thanks Victor, thanks pms, thanks missed calls, thanks sms, thanks monica but never thanks us (including Ah Sam) in postings :o

Next time, think we only post if the thread question is :What is post sex? ...Cos hor...Questions like:

I am interested to know what is phone sex. anyone kind souls enlighten me pls. :)

Must use phone to explain then will have 感恩 :p

[alexchew1971]

Nope. no diy la... i can't reply most of the mails cos i newbie. :)

sis , if u got to ps per day two time . is it hard for you . me trying to pm you also.

[sean69]

Yala, thanks Victor, thanks pms, thanks missed calls, thanks sms, thanks monica but never thanks us (including Ah Sam) in postings :o

Must use phone to explain then will have 感恩 :p


hmmmm ... i not interested in victor but who is Monica ?? please tell ... :D :D

next time can we have a conference call??

[phoenix83]

huh? ya who is Monica?

[phoenix83]

Oh yes, thanks to this bro who upz my points. you made my life easier! No need to keep waiting to reply my messages. :)

[excelsior12345]

Phone sex is when you bend over and someone shoves your cell phone up your arse.

ROFLMAO
thats too funny

[Ichigo_Kurosaki]

Yala, thanks Victor, thanks pms, thanks missed calls, thanks sms, thanks monica but never thanks us (including Ah Sam) in postings

hmmmm ... who is Monica ?? please tell ...

huh? ya who is Monica?

My staff reminded me while typing the post yesterday that Leslie Cheung's death anniversary memorial service is 2 weeks time on 1 April :D

TS should be too young to know who is Leslie :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEv2WeTY6w4&feature=related

0:01 below the stage on left .....Shake it baby, Shake it!!! Come on....:p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWS83FvotP8

Thanks, Thanks, Thanks....張國榮...谁能代替你地位 ;)

[Kigo San]

[I]Thanks, Thanks, Thanks....張國榮...谁能代替你地位


Bring back old memories of the Canto Times .... :D
an old classic song - 许冠杰
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHdwCtZ6YM8&feature=related

女人花
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wZf2YFaQ-U&feature=related

水中花 - Canto Version still best. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEk9SKDPIsw&feature=related

[see see only]

Bring back old memories of the Canto Times .... :D an old classic song - 许冠杰


Thanks Bro KS,

Reminded me all the so much joy when this song was so hot tat time .... me listening to this song with my walkman sharing 1 ear piece each with the chic i was going after tat time :D

[Kigo San]

Thanks Bro KS,

Reminded me all the so much joy when this song was so hot tat time .... me listening to this song with my walkman sharing 1 ear piece each with the chic i was going after tat time :D

Most welcome ..... still like oldies better than those songs nowsdayz. ;)

[phoenix83]

I am bored. Anyone care to chat with me on the phone now, please pm me. Thanks.

[Cuntworth]

GUess i am too old .... Pm-ed liao no reply after that:(

[Megen]

pm you already wanna chat?

[rav_taz]

Just PM you Sis Phoenix83....

[phoenix83]

Thanks for the pm... I tried to call some of the numbers given. Either asleep of not valid. :( y bully me? :(

[rav_taz]

Thanks for the pm... I tried to call some of the numbers given. Either asleep of not valid. :( y bully me? :(

U can call me... I'm still waiting for you :)

[FattyFrank]

me me me..check your PM

[Cuntworth]

Thanks for the pm... I tried to call some of the numbers given. Either asleep of not valid. :( y bully me? :(

I tried calling u but no ans leh.....:confused:

[bail1234]

Thanks for the pm... I tried to call some of the numbers given. Either asleep of not valid. :( y bully me? :(

I think they prefer the real sex than the phone sex.. haha...

Phone sex to me probably is just talking dirty over the phone.. o.O

haha just my opinion... ;)

[chanwil007]

pm you no reply:(

[jrockrei]

pm you but no replies :(

[Ipriest]

welcom to sbf :p wish u a pleasant stay :p

[bail1234]

welcom to sbf :p wish u a pleasant stay :p

Haha Ipriest... Teach our new member..:)

[phoenix83]

I have pms... But it will be good if u guys can intro yourself in your pm. Thanks alot, muck!

[makesomebabies]

just pmed~hope to hear from you soon

[pua1983]

just pmed you. hope to hear from you soon. :)

[phoenix83]

hey, anyone free to call me for a chat?

[suss]

hi bros

please recommend niice clean budget hotel near geyL area and can

bring gals inside to stay .


thks bro

[stephen_alfred]

hey, anyone free to call me for a chat?

You didn't post ur number, how am I able to call you for a chat.

[fufu]

eh i private message you my number and waited one hour already. So sad my mobile still have not ring yet. Do you need more details from me before deciding to call? or you give me your number to call leh :o

[phoenix83]

Can u tell me more about yourself before I give u my number to u?

[phoenix83]

Stephen, I message u but no reply :(

[fufu]

Phoenix, i just private messaged you.

[Insane]

just pm you.....=)

[Insane]

Can u tell me more about yourself before I give u my number to u?

I just PM-ed you! =)

[Insane]

Stephen, I message u but no reply :(
Hey babe! 18 year old malay male here.. interested? =)

[solamesio]

lol i can't sleep and i just saw this thread omgg

[straven]

hey sister, upped you and PMed you. await for your sms. ^_^

[tinycork]

Think phoenix83 must change her hp plan to unlimited usage soon, haha....i also want to call!!!:D

[phoenix83]

i'm not into any phonesex la. Guys please stop your indecent proposals. lol

[hohoguy]

What are you into? ;)

[vanguard30]

Hi Phoenix, i am new too. Would welcome a chat whenever you are free
PM me

[phoenix83]

Oh my.... Jus now this guy called me. And the first thing he ask is "你寂寞吗。。。＂
Really scared the hell out of me. He sound do pervert.... :S

[stephen_alfred]

Oh my.... Jus now this guy called me. And the first thing he ask is "你寂寞吗。。。＂
Really scared the hell out of me. He sound do pervert.... :S

Aiyah, it's me la. Duh

[stephen_alfred]

Means u never put into ur phone contact lor :(

[sadsky18]

hahaha steph bro , means the lady is really really a decent one .

[stephen_alfred]

hahaha steph bro , means the lady is really really a decent one .

Sadsky bro, she had already made clear with me. She only want clean chat, we chat on the phone yesterday

[sadsky18]

hahaha sometime i dont understand . finding decent chat in this forum ?

a bit nonsense lor .... hahahahha

[stephen_alfred]

hahaha steph bro , means the lady is really really a decent one .

Lol, sadsky bro. Use to it can already.

[singlicious]

awww i didn't get any reply. or your inbox full?

[devan69]

Pm her half way chat stop receiving reply le sian

[stephen_alfred]

Guys pls note that she only want decent chat, other then that u guys can forget it.

[ghostjon]

Decent chat? Ok ah pm me can?

[phoenix83]

Happy holidays guys!

[Cuntworth]

Happy Weekends!!!:D