London advice anyone?

[hornie]

Hi guys,
I am headed to london and this december. Does anyone have any experience there? Strip clubs... massage places... but i think it is gonna cost me bid time.

i really want to screw an angmor. haha. I promise to write a FR once I am back.

[matrixint2003]

Bros,

Not in London

[fastbud]

for London and the UK http://www.punternet.com/ is a good source of information. http://www.punternet.com/faqframe.html is full of useful FAQ on London.

If you get the chance Manchester is the Massage captiol of the UK with a large number of place to go to you just need to read the Manchester Evening News. Same in London just get a copy of the Local newspaper and look in the small ads.

Have fun.

P.S. if you do a search there should be a thread already on London. I remember reading a few FR about someone having a Singaporean in London.

[hornie]

roughly what is the damage?

[Peter_North]

Hi guys,
I am headed to london and this december. Does anyone have any experience there? Strip clubs... massage places... but i think it is gonna cost me bid time.

i really want to screw an angmor. haha. I promise to write a FR once I am back.

Bro, just approach any public telephone booth in London. You will see a lot of sticker ads.

[grue76]

Hi bro,

am in london, give a buzz if you need help....but really punternet is great site for research. escorts ex...min abt 120 pounds, ave 150 for e.europeans. avoid asians, cheaper back home....

my personal faves: www.scandalbabes.co.uk
http://www.academy-girls.co.uk/

have fun and stay safe

[Vryce]

Hi bro,

am in london, give a buzz if you need help....but really punternet is great site for research. escorts ex...min abt 120 pounds, ave 150 for e.europeans. avoid asians, cheaper back home....

my personal faves: www.scandalbabes.co.uk
http://www.academy-girls.co.uk/

have fun and stay safe

bro grue76, since u r in london, can u confirm if this certain joint "union jack" (hope i didnt remember the name wrongly but unlikely) still there? went up in 99 for a convention, went in with 5 friends, got a few girls to sit with us (no hanky panky). after 2 hours and 2 bottles of whisky came the bill... 5k pounds!!! big time con job as there were already about 6 or 7 bouncers there waiting to pounce on us if we didnt want to pay. argued about the bill, threatened to call in the cops and finally they let us go for 1k pounds. decided not to cheong there after that incident. we went sightseeing for the rest of the trip... :(

does this happen to unknowing tourists or just an isolated case? if it does, it'll be good to warn bros here.

[grue76]

bro you are absolutely right! many of the bars in soho are like that...my advice is to skip the bars completely. had a close escape myself, fortunately i noticed a'menu' at the bar that stated the prices for the tkss.

These bars are easy to spot...usually a chio girl will be standing outside to lure you in...avoid at all costs

[hornie]

my god... i had no idea it would cost me so much....
looks like i will not be bonking in london...
but these girls are real knock outs man...
i am getting hard just looking at their photos

[grue76]

yah....hard to chiong unless u win the lottery. lol

another two sites...in soho but ok places

http://www.lesgirls.co.uk/lghome.htm

and http://www.sohocottage.co.uk/

still ex though.....cheaper places outside central london....

[hornie]

thanks for the info everyone... but i think i am way out of my budget. i think i will just wank in the hotel room...

[World Citizen]

Hi,
London is one of the most expensive places for paid sex. Expect to pay a minimum of GBP100 per hour, and often more. Someone mentioned punternet. That's a good place to start looking for independents. As for something closer to our Petain road style, Les Girls (as also mentioned) is also not bad, but expect the ladies there to be somewhere in their early-mid 30s. If you don't mind paying for very high priced escorts, there are plenty of escort sites, but expect outcall prices to start at roughly GBP200. Overnight would be phenomenally expensive. Better to save the money, and go spend 3-4 days in Prague (VERY nice! :))

One thing to note is to avoid the SoHo rip-off joints at all costs! If you are walking around SoHo and someone asks if you want ladies, or company, or anything like that, just ignore them and keep walking. Those places are merely rip-off joints where the girls will do nothing more than sit with you and than charge some extorbitant fee. If you want to spend serious money in a strip club, then Stringfellows and the Spearmint Rhino are good bets. Lapdances should cost around S$100-150, and it's just 10 minutes of the girl dancing about 10cm from your face with a very very strict no-touch policy enforced by a giant bouncer.

That said, I found London to be a wonderful place for sex. IF you are reasonably young (urm.. under 35?) and decent looking, trying to pull at some club is definately not out of the question. A good place would be Zoo Bar (it's at Leicester Sq.). A personal experience involved a girl asking me for a cig while I was trying to buy a drink at the bar, and 30 minutes later, we're leaving the club hand-in-hand (and yes, I'm a typical Singaporean chinese). Apart from Zoo Bar, Havana on Fulham Road (it's a little out of town, nearest tube station is Fulham Broadway i think, best bet is to google it and get down the address and directions before you go) is also very good. Plus since it's slightly out of town, prices are lower, people are less flashy, and it's easier to pull!

[ahtee888]

One evening as I was walking back to my hotel, a girl drove passed and asked if I like to go to a party. As I was quite tired, I said I wanted to go back to my hotel to rest for the night. She gave me a lift and one thing led to another.

Her price was high at 200 but she had the qualities of a playboy centrefold. Nice pink nipples, soft yet firm. Not sagging from age. Blonde all over.

The only downside is those fine body hair all over. Unlike Asian women who have smooth skin.

She left her calling card. Her occupation....International Consultant. English decorum at its best.

[ahpoh]

Hi guys,
I am headed to london and this december. Does anyone have any experience there? Strip clubs... massage places... but i think it is gonna cost me bid time.

i really want to screw an angmor. haha. I promise to write a FR once I am back.
I got friends from London, which is Ang Mo also, say that English woman are damn lousy, no services, no nothing :mad: If you really want try white gal, guess swede is the best, was told by those Ang Mo. :p

[ahpoh]

Hi guys,
I am headed to london and this december. Does anyone have any experience there? Strip clubs... massage places... but i think it is gonna cost me bid time.

i really want to screw an angmor. haha. I promise to write a FR once I am back.
Very funny, Ang Mo likes Asian, esp Thai. On the other hand, Asian wanted to try Ang Mo. LOL

[World Citizen]

Hmm, it's december now, so Bro hornie ought to be in London by now. I was talking to a friend (who lives in London), and we were discussing the paid sex scene, and I suddenly remembered that I forgot to mention one important place to pick up something for the night.

IF one is staying in a decent hotel (Marriott, Le Meridien, Ritz, etc etc), there is a good chance of bargaining down some of the SW. The idea is to hit the railway stations (I would recommend Victoria as being the safest, not safe, just safest. Euston and Paddington are also possibilities, and I would strongly recommend against trying Kings Cross / St. Pancreas) reasonably late, say at about 12.30am, and look around. There will be quite a few SWs hanging around. Target the younger ones (duh), who look exceptionally cold and miserable (it is London in December afterall). Just give them a meaningful glance and they will approach. They will obviously give you some ridiculous opening price, perhaps GBP200 for ST, but just explain that you've just arrived in London and don't have that kind of money. Instead offer something much much lower, say GBP50 for overnight, drop that you're staying somewhere nice, and offer to include breakfast into the deal. Considering that the SW you've targetted is poor, desperate, hungry AND cold, you can get away with it. I should also add that many of these SW near train stations aren't full-time pros, but merely broke and need some money to get home or something.

A caveat, I don't get to do this very often because I'm often staying with friends and so forth when I'm in London, but once in awhile, when I stay at somewhere nice, and I don't want to goto a club to pull (staying somewhere nice is also a great advantage when pulling though!), this is what I do. I know it might sound exploitative, but consider that you are offering the SW a warm and comfortable place to stay overnight (itself an expensive commodity in London), plus the offer of a nice breakfast. The last time I pulled this off when I was staying at the Radisson Mayfair, and I picked up a petite late-teen, early-twenties brunette for overnight for GBP50. When we returned to the hotel, I ordered a little room service (maybe GBP25-30, but that's easily claimed as expenses) for her. She was most appreciative, and we proceeded to have a very good night together.

One thing though, I would advise to make it very clear that there would be no drugs involved for the evening, otherwise you'd kick her out. While I'm not going to make a judgment on the moral hazards of substance abuse, it's just really not worth the trouble when the police decides to stop her enroute to your place and you get into trouble because she's carrying some stuff. If you are into that sort of things, there are many cities in Europe which have a much more liberal attitude than London.

If anyone tries this out, please let me know how it goes (my London-based friend vigorously disagrees with me over this approach's effectiveness, but he's never stayed in a hotel in London, so what would he know? :D )

[grue76]

Interesting post bro....too bad i dun live alone!

my only worry is, as you mentioned, the drugs...also addicts have a much higher chance of being HIV positive and the like. some also damn skinny...

guess you have to be selective

[World Citizen]

Interesting post bro....too bad i dun live alone!

my only worry is, as you mentioned, the drugs...also addicts have a much higher chance of being HIV positive and the like. some also damn skinny...

guess you have to be selective

I dunno about the damn skinny bit (coz I have a preference for slimmer, smaller girls :)), but regarding the drugs and the high HIV rate, firstly, the only direct relationship between the two would be for intravenous drug use (which isn't too hard to spot really). Strictly speaking, the use of drugs like cocaine, ecstasy, marijuana (is that even a REAL drug?? :D) should have no relationship to HIV transmission, lifestyle notwithstanding of course.

That said, the whole point is to be, as you've said, selective. The idea is just to find someone who's temporarily broke (ie. lost job in London, money got stolen by evil boyfriend, trying to get home). These girls are unlikely to be harden pros, and are really just normal girls trying to get some money to get back to normal life.

[grue76]

bro, thanks for the post, didn't realise that some of the gals only temps...and no dunthink mary is a real drug either! i've seen some gals at massage places here can see ribs....heh heh too much for me in these cases!

[Denny]

world citizen and guree

Thanks for the discussion about London. I am alive and kicking there for a week. Your experience on the bar thing looks exciting. Apart from Zoo Bar, where else would you recommend? What is the best time (hope not too late)? Is it the ordinary process of picking up or is there something special that is unique in London?

YOur recommendation on train station looks exciting. Sometimes, the process looks more fun since it is a different experience. Any warnings about the safety of bringing back these girls (normal precaution would apply but what else other than drugs). Besides, would Sun night be good since I would like to take Sat night as the pub ONS night and Sun the train station exploration?

Thanks.

[bollocksman]

Having been there and lived there, even ang mor friends of mine agree on one thing!!

Save your hard earned money and punt in asia , A lot of my ang mor friends are envious that I live in a place within 4 hrs of the cheapest and wildest sex that money can buy ( i.e. BKK/ Macau /CP, SZ,PRC), u can still try your luck at pulling in the clubs, but frankly if your priorities are the bonks and not just having a good time, results may vary.

even if u want to punt and have more cash to spare, do MACAU!! its great! got ang mor blondes of the best quality there if u can spare the cash. But if u really want to do Europeans ( blondes burnettes), Go to Budapest/prague, which is only a budget airline and 2 nights of fun would cost less, than in london.

But if u reallly horny and cant stand it ,well I did go celibate for 4 months there, and took the money saved went to BKK and screwed my f**king brains out , Never regretted since.

invest in some porn mags /videos, have a nice mates(male and female) around, to talk to and hang around, do normal stuff , go on dates, hahah:) I managed to pull and be quite popular too , but i just dont do them , unless i want a r/s.go out there and be a friend and you be rewarded, i doubt u be lonely in london and if u r horny there is PORN !!.

[Denny]

Thanks bollocksman

You are right. Costwise, it is never comparable to have our bonk in Macau. For possibly the same girl, it may cost 100 pounds while in London it could be 150-200 pounds. As you say, men do feel lonely and could not wait. I also like to do a benchmark test between e. european girl in London and Macau. I do find those in MCU not very "hardworking". I got one 2 months ago and she was "lazy" on bed and never seemed committed. I did not complain to the manager because it is very subjective. That's why I go for mainland or vietnam girls when I am in MCU. They are more reliable!!

Will share my report if I do bonk any ladies in London.

[no_idea]

there is a cheap strip club in the city if london called browns in shoreditch. nearest tube is either liverpool street or old street. you cannot wear trainers in there. no entry charge unless public holidays.

like a normal british pub but has a stage at the front. there are girls walking around in underwear. they will present a pint glass which tells you they are the next girl doing a show. usual price to pay her is a 1 pound coin. just drop it in the glass.

then she will do a strip dance for 1 song, completely naked on the stage, sometimes they are ok sometimes they are really dirty. 15 mins break while some music plays then the next girl comes round.

the girls sit at the back, are avaliable for a private dance for 10 pounds. british rules, you cannot touch the girls! if you do & she complains to the bouncer, you get chucked out. very hard to negotiate tar pau as well.

but it is a cheap & dirty experience. crowd tends to be full of east end londoners & investment bankers from the city. go here. do not try the places in soho, we call them clip joints, you will get conned big time. the only proper strip club in soho is the windmill but it can be expensive.

[ThaiHotels]

Hi guys,
I am headed to london and this december. Does anyone have any experience there? Strip clubs... massage places... but i think it is gonna cost me bid time.

i really want to screw an angmor. haha. I promise to write a FR once I am back.

Hi Man,

You will find that the UK is so expensive. Sure you will be glad to get back to the Orient.

You may find www.punterlink.co.uk a useful resource. Happy Cheonging

Tim

[no_idea]

also try these websites

http://www.eros-london.com/
http://www.acemassage.net/
http://www.sauna2k.com/

[Matthias]

my 2 cents worth...
while i was working in london 'bout 2 yrs back, i always go for cheap sex:

im sure they are still around. go to lesicter square, go chinatown, near the market...it's quite big lar...u need to walk past the big theatre cross a few small roads and viola you're in SOHO, sex heaven. haha

my suggestions:

if you're not fussy ---------

20pounds - fuss free sex for 10-15mins.

chicks are commonly non-british, european lar, turkish lar, thai and all that shit....these is their GL. farking expensive...look for builidngs with the words/posters (MODELS) and all that shit...and check the price list...BBBJ starts from 50-80 pounds which is freaking ridiculous.....

if you're rich ----------

go to those strip clubs. pay cover charge. 5-10 pounds. pay drinks charge, 5 pounds or so. pay girl's tips....20 pounds per tip....sian them and ask them bonking fee. 200pounds up.....

if you're yandao -----

go sian those waitress in the restaurants....i tell you most waitreses in restaurants are part-time students from korea or china. most malaysian girls there are working...go sian them lar....haha :p

[Wolvie]

also try these websites

http://www.eros-london.com/
http://www.acemassage.net/
http://www.sauna2k.com/

I'll be off to london this weekend. Anyone tried Sauna2K or AceMassage? FR?
Will try to find time to check them out if I have time, and give FR.