FBs say the sillyest things ....

[happywoody]

lemme start the ball rolling ....

"there's goes quite a few potential future presidents!" she said as soon as i binned the used condom :D

juz to qualify, this didn't happen in s'pore ;)

[Toyota Honda]

Bro, y you saythey are silly?

She might mean
1) President of HP,
2) President of whichever country you are from
3) President of Toyota
4) President of Shell.

She could be the smartest FBs of all.

[happywoody]

Bro, y you saythey are silly?

She might mean
1) President of HP,
2) President of whichever country you are from
3) President of Toyota
4) President of Shell.

She could be the smartest FBs of all.

yes, she's a pretty smart lady.
she cud see i have good genes -------- muahahaha :p

[happywoody]

just recalled another:

over the phone, "is everything ok with you ....err.. , down there? cos i can feel bit of pain ..."

"it's ok dearie, you probably forgot your request 'fuck me harder!!!!!' ....." :p

[happywoody]

another memorable one....

"mmmmmmmmmm, what did you have for breakfast .......?"

"... a cinnamon bun :D ...." ;)

c'mon, bros n sis - share some of yr laughable quotes .. ideally the real ones uttered by our FBs ....... but u can add a dash of spice ...... :p

[deelite825]

She held up the condom and said, "Wow, this must be twins." :D

[talismann]

How about those that make you ask yourself 'WTF'?

Once after a good session, we were both recovering on the bed talking nonsense to pass time. Then she quipped "So, what are we now?"...I thought we were FBs, no? Do I have to spell it out? As going to a relationship isn't possible, how do I answer this?

The adage actions are stronger than words came to my mind...so I fucked her hard again just to hammer the point home.

Today, we are still friends, FBs still but not in the traditional sense...French Buddies. Justing snogging...:D

[long]

lemme start the ball rolling ....

"there's goes quite a few potential future presidents!" she said as soon as i binned the used condom :D

juz to qualify, this didn't happen in s'pore ;)

sweet...hope you assured her that there are lots more where that came from :D

[michaelrocksam]

Few years back, I was bonking a tall hot chick with long legs.

She loves doggies to make her cum.

It was when I was thrusting her and she was high as she pussy was dripping wet. she wanted to turn around to face me and say something.

Just at that moment when her lips was about to open and utter the word, her pussy farted a long flapping sound, her eyes turn big and wondering why did that happened at that time.

Immediatelley she was in estacy agony again and wanted to say something again, her pussy took the words off her mouth and say the same sexy words again "Poooooooooooooooooooot" , then i said "was that whatu wanted to say" :D

She said the words that knocked me off my socks "simi lan jiao fart"

to me then was it supposed to be "simi CB fuck" haha

[uniden]

Lol, the comments here are hilarious, hahaha

[happywoody]

Few years back, I was bonking a tall hot chick with long legs.

She loves doggies to make her cum.

It was when I was thrusting her and she was high as she pussy was dripping wet. she wanted to turn around to face me and say something.

Just at that moment when her lips was about to open and utter the word, her pussy farted a long flapping sound, her eyes turn big and wondering why did that happened at that time.

Immediatelley she was in estacy agony again and wanted to say something again, her pussy took the words off her mouth and say the same sexy words again "Poooooooooooooooooooot" , then i said "was that whatu wanted to say" :D

She said the words that knocked me off my socks "simi lan jiao fart"

to me then was it supposed to be "simi CB fuck" haha

:p good one bro!
but i thot the more realistic sound would be "pffffffffffffffffffttt!!!!!!!!":D

[happywoody]

sounding like she was talking with a big cigar in her mouth....,
"so I'm supposed to swallow, right???"
"uh huh," nodding ;)

[Leverage Trader]

I Got One Scary Quote :(

FB : Just Shoot Inside Lah, I'm Safe Today :D

After Emptying My Load :D


FB (Ris Low Bimbo Tone): OH Shit, I Count Wrongly..... :eek:

[long]

I Got One Scary Quote :(

FB : Just Shoot Inside Lah, I'm Safe Today :D

After Emptying My Load :D


FB (Ris Low Bimbo Tone): OH Shit, I Count Wrongly.....

i think we can safely conclude one more thing here...both men and women cannot multi task and perform mental maths while climaxing :p

[CyberRod]

FB (Ris Low Bimbo Tone): OH Shit, I Count Wrongly..... :eek:

Then my next question to you is... What happened after that...? :p

[Leverage Trader]

Smack Her in The Head

Me : I Shot In You Ass, Of Coz You Are Safe :o :D

[SGDreamchaser]

hahaha good one good one.

on the same note, the pffft sound...

"fuck me harder... harder harder... i wanna.... (pfffttt)"

she wanted to say i want ur whole cock in me...

[happywoody]

i think we can safely conclude one more thing here...both men and women cannot multi task and perform mental maths while climaxing :p

double agree ;)

[happywoody]

Smack Her in The Head

Me : I Shot In You Ass, Of Coz You Are Safe :o :D

"i shot in you ass" and "i shot in your ass" mean very different things bro :D

[happywoody]

"....... huhhh ?" in a semi-conscious state following my question, "should i put the cap on?" :D:D:D

[hickeybites]

Ok, writing as the "silly" one here.. I've definitely uttered my share of silly shit :o

As guy was going down on me, I suddenly pulled him up and said...
"Are you going to think less of me when this is over?!?!"

His expression = Priceless

*rolling around & laughing in self-mortification now* :p:o:p

[michaelrocksam]

Ok, writing as the "silly" one here.. I've definitely uttered my share of silly shit :o

As guy was going down on me, I suddenly pulled him up and said...
"Are you going to think less of me when this is over!"

His expression = Priceless

*rolling around & laughing in self-mortification now* :o:p

if i go down on you, you will think more of me :D

[Stud00]

I Got One Scary Quote :(

FB : Just Shoot Inside Lah, I'm Safe Today :D

After Emptying My Load :D


FB (Ris Low Bimbo Tone): OH Shit, I Count Wrongly..... :eek:

LOL!! WTF!! u never say boomz?!

[happywoody]

Ok, writing as the "silly" one here.. I've definitely uttered my share of silly shit

As guy was going down on me, I suddenly pulled him up and said...
"Are you going to think less of me when this is over?!?!"

His expression = Priceless

*rolling around & laughing in self-mortification now* :p

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i got this once before.
gonna check all your other posts :eek::p:D

[strontium]

smack her in the head

me : I shot in you ass, of coz you are safe :o :d

lamo :d :d

[Furyman]

LOL!! WTF!! u never say boomz?!

next time count first before doing it:D

[Funky-Kuku]

1. Are you playing me? :confused:

2. Can you turn off all the lights? (and then we had to feel our way through the entire room, hey... where's the condom? got to find for it in the dark. can't turn on the lights)

3. She (moaning): Oh oh argh argh... no no.. Nooo oh oh noo noo stop noo stopp noo ohh

Me (worried she is in pain, maybe i'm too rough) : I stopped.

She (SCREAMING) ; WHO ASK YOU TO STOP??????????

Me: :eek:

[happywoody]

' i didn't stop you cos ... thot u were trying something new ...'
....when i had licked and sucked her butt hole instead of her pussy in the dark confines of the car :eek:

turned out she had the cleanest and yummiest asshole .... haizzzz, i do mizz her :o

[happywoody]

wow ... didn't realise it's been almost 4 years since this thread was started

somewhere out of Singapore ...

" i have CUMMING .....!!!! " ok, English wasn't her first language :o

[BaronMunchausen]

She: "Why you shoot into me???"

Me: "Didn't you say it was okay?"

She: "Oh ya. Sorry, reflex action."

Me: :rolleyes: