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abcarmy
05-01-2011, 11:44 PM
hey ppl, lately my balls or testicals keep rumbling.

just like when your hungry and your stomach growling, but at a softer feeling...

any advise??

MitMit
06-01-2011, 04:50 PM
no worries...

its a natural way to tell u they are hungry for sex..

RealEstateGuy
06-01-2011, 11:06 PM
Stop jacking off. You are messing with your plumbing too much.

Eat healthy, drink lots of water, don't smoke.

abcarmy
17-01-2011, 11:30 PM
lol r u guys serious? balls rumbling means didi want to eat???

omg srs smoke got affect??? i drank alots of water and will try to avoid oily food

tomyamramee
29-01-2011, 04:00 PM
hey bro,

go for a check up...

i think some of the bro her can recommend...

cock feel itch doesn't mean hungry for sex... sometimes is the work of bacteria...

new year coming, dun drag...

a little checkup F..K a long way...

dirtyhairy
29-01-2011, 05:06 PM
hey ppl, lately my balls or testicals keep rumbling. just like when your hungry and your stomach growling, but at a softer feeling...any advise??

Yo Bro TS, as Uncle DirtyHairy here is arguably the oldest
let me share with you what I think is your problem before it gets worst
But first you need to check your spelling
Becos it is testicle not testical rumbling
Lucky that you said balls groaning which is a good thing
otherwise even the best bomoh or sex doctor may have misunderstanding
and diagnose you as having a Johnny that lacks limbering
when the problem is actually your lampar having a lose "ball-bearing"
so I suppose by now you must be wondering
what is old Uncle DH really dispensing
Now go cradle your testicles with two hands but do so with feeling
No hard pressing just gently, use thumb and index finger start massaging
with such regular lampar work-out,
Old Uncle HDHairy guarantees you will soon find out
why that shrivered hairy bag of your kucu chiao is groaning
becos with or without regular sex, it requires re-aligning
just like when a car's non-aligned steering must undergo wheel balancing
so when your lampar chee gets regular massaging back to back
instead or lampar rumbling or testicle groaning, you get the "chi" back
This way all trapped lampar air's off, veins aligned and your balls ready to act
only now minus all the stereo lampar din
even when balling that mostrous thing called Sherine:D
Happy New Year....Gong Xi Fa Cai to all... it is cumming!:p

which is actually the testicles
sand do a little pressing

one John who pend up no cock standing but prick limpng even best doctor misunderstanding then you

pedo
29-01-2011, 08:00 PM
HAHAHA WTF Uncle DirtyHairy that was damn funny:D

jasdude
07-02-2011, 05:24 PM
Yo Bro TS, as Uncle DirtyHairy here is arguably the oldest
let me share with you what I think is your problem before it gets worst
But first you need to check your spelling
Becos it is testicle not testical rumbling
Lucky that you said balls groaning which is a good thing
otherwise even the best bomoh or sex doctor may have misunderstanding
and diagnose you as having a Johnny that lacks limbering
when the problem is actually your lampar having a lose "ball-bearing"
so I suppose by now you must be wondering
what is old Uncle DH really dispensing
Now go cradle your testicles with two hands but do so with feeling
No hard pressing just gently, use thumb and index finger start massaging
with such regular lampar work-out,
Old Uncle HDHairy guarantees you will soon find out
why that shrivered hairy bag of your kucu chiao is groaning
becos with or without regular sex, it requires re-aligning
just like when a car's non-aligned steering must undergo wheel balancing
so when your lampar chee gets regular massaging back to back
instead or lampar rumbling or testicle groaning, you get the "chi" back
This way all trapped lampar air's off, veins aligned and your balls ready to act
only now minus all the stereo lampar din
even when balling that mostrous thing called Sherine:D
Happy New Year....Gong Xi Fa Cai to all... it is cumming!:p

which is actually the testicles
sand do a little pressing

one John who pend up no cock standing but prick limpng even best doctor misunderstanding then you

ultimate ! the birds from the trees also kena sian down by you ! :D