Doctor, Where's My DicK?

[Johnston]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/33257-row-over-angry-penis-removing-doctor

"Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.

Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2180419.stm

"A Mexican surgeon "accidentally" cut off the penis of a patient who had only come in for a circumcision. "

So.... um.... dont MEDICAL OUTSOURCE any surgical operation involving your Private Part..... or ... this may happens to you

http://www.tosports.ca/?tag=dr-naum-ciomu

"A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation"

"A piece of muscle from the man’s arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."

Remember all those 3 HAND/ARM JOKE???? It wont be so funny when its real :eek:

[cheekyfeet]

They must hurt like hell.

[bonkster]

"A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation"

Now we know a Romanian penis is worth $795,000. :p

[Johnston]

put it this way, if its you your dick got replace with a 3rd hand, no amount of m0ney can replace it ^^

[cumfast]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/33257-row-over-angry-penis-removing-doctor

"Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.

Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces"

http://www.tosports.ca/?tag=dr-naum-ciomu

"A court has ordered a Romanian surgeon to pay $795,000 in compensation to a patient whose penis he accidentally severed during an operation"

"A piece of muscle from the man’s arm has now been attached to where his penis was, but its function is aesthetic."

Remember all those 3 HAND/ARM JOKE???? It wont be so funny when its real :eek:

i dont understand... intentionally cut dick = $100,000. accidentally cut dick = $795,000.

both are from romania...

[alan0338]

i dont understand... intentionally cut dick = $100,000. accidentally cut dick = $795,000.

both are from romania...

maybe its a matter of length :D even circumference is taken into consideration :p

[Angelsonline]

Poor guys, remind of the famous lobbit case in USA several years back where the wife cut off the husband's penis, ran away with it and threw it into a river or pond.

Looks like we can never be really safe at home or in the hospital.

[Megafan1981]

Circumcision becomes castration. :eek: