Best excuse for travel (for sex)

[Director]

What is the best excuse you can give to your wife for travelling to countries like China, thailand, vietnam, cambodia, etc.. for sex.. What I mean is the monthly or even weekly travel to this countries.

This are some of the excuses that I have used.

The more common ones:

- Monthly sales meeting
- Customer Factory visit

Less common ones:

- Customer factory was burnt down. Need to pay them a visit (after seeing a newspaper report of some unknown factory)

[AmericanExpress]

thankfully my job allows to travel so there's always sex on agenda (sometimes go with superiors) :p

i always go with my pals though if not official. just intro a goody 2 shoes to wifey. once gained trust learn more "golf". just dump that golf bag at your pals place before flying out

[Director]

i always go with my pals though if not official. just intro a goody 2 shoes to wifey. once gained trust learn more "golf". just dump that golf bag at your pals place before flying out

I have tried the golf excuse before but be careful that your OC may suspect you come back without a slight Tan or dirty "golf" clothes. Was nearly caught with that excuse before. So I am much more careful about using this excuse.

I have known friends that set up non operational company in china just to use that as an excuse to travel there monthly.

[BiRd13]

Below are some of my excuse I often use...

- Visiting relative (Of course must have relative staying at that place)
- Visiting client with boss (lucky that one of my client require us to visit them at least once every 3 month...

[funseCker]

A few ideas:

1. Find a relevant event like a conference or exhibition, go there to find new products/services
2. Company thinking of venturing in overseas projects, go there visit potential partners/customers

Have fun :)

[sumsung]

Below are some of my idea,

1) conduct training for china staff
2) conduct test on new product
3) new set up operation, need to over see

[justwanadoit]

but OC will require proof of photos....

[jasdude]

get a friend unknown to wife to come in army uniform for silent mod notification ( two weeks recall with attachment overseas ) she will even pack your bags for you !:D

[joew2005]

whoa ..... must hv quite alot of annual leave 2 be able 2 travel overseas on a monthly or even weekly basis.

cannot always say travel 4 overseas assignment on weekends ma .....

although the gals there r much cheaper than wat u paid here,but + the other require overseas expenses it's jz not worth the trouble 2 do it.

if it's 2 be aft an official assignment,than it's a diff stori.

[chungkim]

Below are some of my idea,

1) conduct training for china staff
2) conduct test on new product
3) new set up operation, need to over see

Your idea is true or. But do not know how they will implement it

[alphalaw]

get a friend unknown to wife to come in army uniform for silent mod notification ( two weeks recall with attachment overseas ) she will even pack your bags for you !

nice one :D:D
Will try it soon! :D

[singexpat]

my usual ones?

Need to go network with this investor, if he's comfortable with my, will inject more funds.. good for the company..
Wifey, U wan a New LV/Chanel/Gucci bag rite? :D

The next qns frm her will be - U gg for hw many days? Wat clothes u wanna pack? i go n iron then pack for u... :p

[AmericanExpress]

but OC will require proof of photos.... are you sure? that does not sound like a wife

[spready]

get a friend unknown to wife to come in army uniform for silent mod notification ( two weeks recall with attachment overseas ) she will even pack your bags for you !:D

sibei gd!!!!!!!! :D:D:D
i swear i laugh when i saw this..

its funny but don't know whether can work not..
cos OC sure know most of my friends.. and to get an not so close firend to post as army personnel abit tricky..

[owl888]

Ask samsters here to help but remember to buy them a drinking session :D

[xterm8]

Ask samsters here to help but remember to buy them a drinking session :D

I have a friend who gets my company in CHina to fax him a letter of invitation for a meeting in CHina. Usually I will faxed it to his home. It works every time. No question asked and he does even have to tell the wife that he is going to china. The wife will even remind him to buy airticket for the trip. :rolleyes:

[dick3007]

My trading coy Ex-boss was single n he like 2 go China n Thailand 2 cheong so we get along really well , i tell my wife tht we r goin oversea 2 find new products,over there we will get gals n hv sex orgy 4 a few day b4 cum bk 2 SG.:D
I was with the coy fr 2 yr what a memory,sometime my ex-boss wl call me up 2 join him,but cant go anymore:(

[Crazy4Love]

My excuse...

1. Need to go visit customers and explore new market/products
2. Need to visit to discuss about strategy and forecast with my foreign office

[Director]

My excuse...

1. Need to go visit customers and explore new market/products
2. Need to visit to discuss about strategy and forecast with my foreign office

One of the best excuse is to invest in a small business overseas. Every month need to check on your business while having a "little fun" on the side.

[Edmund27]

Best excuse for mi (oversea)

1) Oversea soccer tournament
Join one soccer team for excuse, but 1 year only travel 3 times...
But use that excuse for many times..
The Shortest time i went is 1 week, the longest is 2 months
2) Oversea Meeting (Family company)
Went with my dad (She dun dare to sound out):D

[SGDreamchaser]

wa. all use business excuse. my OC is the cannot go under the sun kind. so i tell her i go play paintball. that way no need buy LV all that. cos is relax trip and super hot. i go 3 days last day play only. so at least got blueblack and dirty laundry for proof. :D

[peanut123]

get a friend unknown to wife to come in army uniform for silent mod notification ( two weeks recall with attachment overseas ) she will even pack your bags for you !:D

Make sure she does not check your passport and find out you went overseas instead. And make sure she don't call you, coz overseas ringtone sounds different from local.

[jasdude]

Make sure she does not check your passport and find out you went overseas instead. And make sure she don't call you, coz overseas ringtone sounds different from local.

bro , with unit attachment overseas . it means going overseas for training . so all bases covered . it also gives you the reason not to answer phone calls from OC .:D reason duty la , field camp training la etc

[cocknloaded]

go reservist!!! overseas training! just dump your full pack at ur friend's place! which ever country you're going over to fuck, say you're going there for training! :D

in fact i'm going 'reservist' in january.. hahaha bangkok here i come!

[Director]

Make sure she does not check your passport and find out you went overseas instead. And make sure she don't call you, coz overseas ringtone sounds different from local.

Get a song ringtone. It will be the same ringtone even when you are overseas. Also activate your voicemail so that if u do not pick up your phone a Singapore voicemail prompt will be heard.

[TangSeng]

how 2 activate song ringtone on nokia?

[Director]

how 2 activate song ringtone on nokia?

The service is from the system provider such as M1 (bye bye ringtone) and singtel (colour me ringtone). This is for singapore service provider. I am not sure where you are located but most of the system operator has this service.

[xterm8]

I am going to use shopping for CNY goods in china as an excuse to travel. Happy new year.

[fengheshang]

gonna share with you something very true, bros here sometime think that their OCs not looking at radars here, but they really not stupid nowadays, we in SMBF know of cases that OCs have nick here too and best of all OCs hire P.Is to have nick here too.

Alway remember eat and be happy but always come home with mouth wipe clean clean.....

[Diver10k]

Thanks fengheshang bro for the tip. i'll sure remember that

[Toyota Honda]

gonna share with you something very true, bros here sometime think that their OCs not looking at radars here, but they really not stupid nowadays, we in SMBF know of cases that OCs have nick here too and best of all OCs hire P.Is to have nick here too.

Alway remember eat and be happy but always come home with mouth wipe clean clean.....

I am really blessed to have an OC to leave me to do whatever I want so long as I play my part as her CEO.

[jasdude]

gonna share with you something very true, bros here sometime think that their OCs not looking at radars here, but they really not stupid nowadays, we in SMBF know of cases that OCs have nick here too and best of all OCs hire P.Is to have nick here too.

Alway remember eat and be happy but always come home with mouth wipe clean clean.....


true . always be alert . cos a minor slip up in covering up details will cost you dearly !

[(.)(.) lover]

The best is dun get marry....:D

Single is king.

[rileyhale]

true . always be alert . cos a minor slip up in covering up details will cost you dearly !

If OC hires a Private Investigator and found the nick of the OC's husband in this forum, then he can use all his FRs as evidence of his indiscretions dating back many years.

If that happens, depending on the type of OC, the husband can die a horrible death, or a slow painful death. Either way, still a horrible situation.

Next time anyone want to post FR also must think carefully. Will it be used as evidence against him in future? Scary ...

Food for thought.

[rileyhale]

Being single also has its own problems.

Parents, friends and relatives keep asking you why you don't have girlfriends, why you don't get married, why this, why that.

If you happen to like to dress well and look good, they may even think you are gay. :-)

[peanut123]

Being single also has its own problems.

Parents, friends and relatives keep asking you why you don't have girlfriends, why you don't get married, why this, why that.

If you happen to like to dress well and look good, they may even think you are gay. :-)

How is that really a problem ? It is only a problem if you are so weak-minded that you worry about what others think of you. Live your life for yourself, not for others. Tell them you like bonking SYTs too much to be bonking the same woman till she's fat and old. I bet they won't ask you ever again.

[peanut123]

bro , with unit attachment overseas . it means going overseas for training . so all bases covered . it also gives you the reason not to answer phone calls from OC .:D reason duty la , field camp training la etc

I don't remember that they chop your passport for overseas reservist, do they ? Long time since I went for overseas reservist.

[alphalaw]

I don't remember that they chop your passport for overseas reservist, do they ? Long time since I went for overseas reservist.

tats something even WE, not sure ourselves.
How can they be so sure. :D:p:D

[alphalaw]

Golf

and

checking out overseas for expansion

are the common excuses i used so far. 2nd one works everytime, but once in a while, she will tag along.... so thats where the trouble comes along... so it realli ended up checking for places and short time when she goes for shopping. :p

[kalamilk]

i did try using excuse going oversea but the night before flying off she just drain off all my energy(bro should know what i mean,i would want to disappoint my wife on my performance).In the end i just go casino play game and all my friends go out hunting. kind of sad and sianz...
any bros same like me?

[(.)(.) lover]

Tell them you like bonking SYTs too much to be bonking the same woman till she's fat and old. I bet they won't ask you ever again.

:D Like that, will up u in 24hrs

[naturegreen]

I am really blessed to have an OC to leave me to do whatever I want so long as I play my part as her CEO.

Bro you mean CFO? ;)

[alphalaw]

i did try using excuse going oversea but the night before flying off she just drain off all my energy(bro should know what i mean,i would want to disappoint my wife on my performance).In the end i just go casino play game and all my friends go out hunting. kind of sad and sianz...
any bros same like me?

juz go in, raba raba. I dun believe no energy with additional temptations. Also, there is always Man's best fren. V. :D

[TechnoKid]

Tell your Ocs/wife that your company send u go overseas for business deal.Act that u very unwilling to go cos your boss want you to go overseas every now and then , always throw shits to u but pay u like that only.Tell them u wanna quit the job then find others job.Maybe less pay then no euff for them go shopping and pamper themselve , maybe your Ocs will ask u to stay on the job for the sake of everythings , then u got permission to go overseas openly liao :D

[Director]

If OC hires a Private Investigator and found the nick of the OC's husband in this forum, then he can use all his FRs as evidence of his indiscretions dating back many years.

If that happens, depending on the type of OC, the husband can die a horrible death, or a slow painful death. Either way, still a horrible situation.

Next time anyone want to post FR also must think carefully. Will it be used as evidence against him in future? Scary ...

Food for thought.

I never thought of this before. In fact the password n username of sbf is stored on my computer. I better be careful. Thanks for the tip.

[FilaNuke]

get a friend unknown to wife to come in army uniform for silent mod notification ( two weeks recall with attachment overseas ) she will even pack your bags for you !:D

nice idea.. but from what I understand, SAF oversea attachment do not need passport. What if your wife is check your passport.. how?

The best bet is still go play golf - I means really play it. but after golf game - it hell break lose.. : )

[takumi1982]

Dear Bros,

some tips to remember after coming back from bonking trips.
(Useful when your OCs wanna shag you)

1) Remember to wear the condom youself (Most often than not, we are serviced from head to toe)
2) If you are doing it without condom (Unload during doggy style, smear it with your hands abit, so OCs cant see and feel how your little armies have deminished from the extra work we have done there)

Hope its useful! Cheers!

[sjb1994]

...............

Next time anyone want to post FR also must think carefully. Will it be used as evidence against him in future? Scary ...

Food for thought.

This is really scary. I seldom clear my laptop cache and history.:eek:

[Toyota Honda]

Bro you mean CFO? ;)

Bro, CEO is on top of CFO. I stand as CEO (CFO and all responsibilities her man should have and carry out faithfully).

[yitali]

I don't remember that they chop your passport for overseas reservist, do they ? Long time since I went for overseas reservist.

bro i remember clear they do chop our passport for overseas reservist, at least mine did.

[sidekick]

not related to travel but may interest some bros

this is something I read in a story book about how a group of guys create alibi for themselves. A bit long winded but bear with me.

This group of guys made a weekly arrangement to play poker with their wives’ (who also knew each other) knowledge.

For the initial meeting, they actually book a hotel room & really play poker. They can talk about anything except current affairs & are to remember the details of the evening like the order of arrival, who wear what, what they eat & whoever win or lose but not to talk to the wives. At the subsequently weekly appointed time, they each go their own way to do whatever they want. If along the way, one of their wives happen to asked about it, the husband will relate the evening of the poker game & that is why the guys are not suppose to talk about current events during the poker game because the wife may be asking a month after the poker game & whatever is current then will no longer be current now. If the asking wife checks with another guy or if another wife asks her husband, all the stories will tally because they really happened unlike lies which usually kenna found out.

Once the alibi of the previous poker game is blown, the guys get together for another poker game & the cycle continues.

I suppose it could work with golf game, makan trip, etc.

[xterm8]

For the initial meeting, they actually book a hotel room & really play poker. They can talk about anything except current affairs & are to remember the details of the evening like the order of arrival, who wear what, what they eat &

Once the alibi of the previous poker game is blown, the guys get together for another poker game & the cycle continues.

I suppose it could work with golf game, makan trip, etc.

Good idea but I doubt I can remember so much details.

Going on a trip to CP next week and I use the excuse to buy CNY goodies.

[Sexy Under]

To each his own... a smart person has all in hands!!:D

[Kenzaki]

Below are some of my excuse I often use...

- Visiting relative (Of course must have relative staying at that place)
- Visiting client with boss (lucky that one of my client require us to visit them at least once every 3 month...

Brother, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER use "Visiting relative" as an excuse. (even if you have relative staying at that place.)

We saw it in dramas or movies, the guys use this excuse, let say "visiting my third uncle in Hong Kong". And when he is back, he told his wife although third uncle is already 70 year old, he is still very healthy and active, and he asked about our family, blah, blah, blah ...... Then the wife said: When you were away, your third aunty called and said your third uncle past away last week! :eek:

[xterm8]

Brother, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER use "Visiting relative" as an excuse. (even if you have relative staying at that place.)

We saw it in dramas or movies, the guys use this excuse, let say "visiting my third uncle in Hong Kong". And when he is back, he told his wife although third uncle is already 70 year old, he is still very healthy and active, and he asked about our family, blah, blah, blah ...... Then the wife said: When you were away, your third aunty called and said your third uncle past away last week! :eek:

It happen to me once after I gave the excuse of visiting my uncle in Guangzhou. Obviously he did not know about it as I was actually going to CP. The same weekend my uncle was visiting my grandmother and the news got back to my wife. You can imagine what happen next. In future better to make up an imaginary relative or friend to visit as an excuse.

[absoluticeberg]

bro i remember clear they do chop our passport for overseas reservist, at least mine did.

Just came back in Nov from Rockhampton for 3 week ICT. No passport required la. They issue you some piece of paper with MINDEF chop