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23-09-2010, 10:26 AM
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Ladies, your handphones can apparently help you in more ways than one. A noted Japanese researcher claims to have discovered that a handphone ring tone can increase the size of a woman's breasts.
STOMPer Betty, who watched a show on this on the Discovery channel, wonders whether a handphone ring tone can really improve one's bustline.
The STOMPer says:
"Saw this on the Discovery channel.
"All women need to do to improve their bustlines is to listen to their handphones ringing!
"A Japanese researcher, Dr. Hideto Tomabechi, has claimed to have discovered that a handphone ring tone, known as 'Rock Melon', affects the female brain.
"Within the ring tone is an embedded sound which imitates the cry of an infant.
"This apparently causes the mind to unconsciously switch to motherhood mode, which in turn makes the chest fill with milk.
"Tomabechi demonstrated his work with sound waves and artificial intelligence.
"He said that one of his subjects reported that her breasts grew in size by almost an entire inch after listening to the handphone ring tone 20 times a day for a couple of days.
"He even claimed that he had ring tones for other things as well; memory enhancement, baldness, smoking cessation and being more attractive to the opposite sex.
"If handphone ring tones can really make breasts bigger, who needs painful implants and messy creams?
"STOMPers, do you believe his absurd claims?"
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Ladies, your handphones can apparently help you in more ways than one. A noted Japanese researcher claims to have discovered that a handphone ring tone can increase the size of a woman's breasts.
STOMPer Betty, who watched a show on this on the Discovery channel, wonders whether a handphone ring tone can really improve one's bustline.
The STOMPer says:
"Saw this on the Discovery channel.
"All women need to do to improve their bustlines is to listen to their handphones ringing!
"A Japanese researcher, Dr. Hideto Tomabechi, has claimed to have discovered that a handphone ring tone, known as 'Rock Melon', affects the female brain.
"Within the ring tone is an embedded sound which imitates the cry of an infant.
"This apparently causes the mind to unconsciously switch to motherhood mode, which in turn makes the chest fill with milk.
"Tomabechi demonstrated his work with sound waves and artificial intelligence.
"He said that one of his subjects reported that her breasts grew in size by almost an entire inch after listening to the handphone ring tone 20 times a day for a couple of days.
"He even claimed that he had ring tones for other things as well; memory enhancement, baldness, smoking cessation and being more attractive to the opposite sex.
"If handphone ring tones can really make breasts bigger, who needs painful implants and messy creams?
"STOMPers, do you believe his absurd claims?"