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Mike_JustDoIt
10-05-2010, 03:34 PM
I'm lying in bed - no, it's not what you're thinking - I'm actually working from home, while nursing a sprained ankle. Feeling quite pissed off about having to work despite being on MC. I was also day dreaming about starting a business, and I came up with a few business ideas - some may be feasible, others downright impractical. The kinky side of me came up with a sex business idea and I thought I could share and perhaps get some feedback here.

I've had this concept of a "Sex & Eat Express" in my mind for some time. Here's my business proposal ...

Concept

"Sex & Eat Express" (i.e. "SEX") would be an eatery establishment providing fast and individualized sexual service to busy executives while they lunch or dine.


Target Market

The potential customers of SEX would be busy executives who are looking for an efficient and fuss-free way to relief their sexual needs.


Mode of Operation

The customer could choose to make an reservation in advance or he could just walk in to SEX. As he enters, he would order his lunch, select his "personal waitress" from a list of available sexy girls and pay up at the reception. If a group of customers chooses to "eat" together, they could have a choice of being served by one or many "waitresses", which additional charges would apply, of course.

The customer(s) would be led to a private room. The room would be a cosy space that comes with warm lighting and soft music. The floor would be spread with cushions or Japanese tatami. A glass table sits in the centre of the space, over a wooden sunken floor. While the customer waits, he would have a choice to browse the latest porn magazines on the table or watch a selection of AVs on an LCD screen on the wall.

Within a couple of minutes, the "personal waitress" would enter the room, ready to serve. She would only be wearing a short robe, loosely tied at the waist, which conceals very little. She would ask for the customer's preference on whether she should serve him naked or dressed. If the customer wishes that she disrobe, she'd obediently untie her robe and let it drop to the floor. She'd then turn around and bend down to pick up the robe, giving the customer a full view of her round ass and cunt.

After putting aside her robe neatly, she'd help the customer remove his clothes for a warm-water wipe. She would have warm water and towel ready and she would go behind him, reaching around to wipe his chest with the towel and pressing her boobs on his back. She would work her way down to his dick, wiping it clean and massaging it at the same time. Then, she would move in front of the customer, sit on his lap and proceed to wipe his back in the same way, her boobs pressing on his chest. In this position, his dick would be pressing up against her pussy. If the customer wants to enter her there and then, she would politely and seductively ask him to be patient.
She would be done with the wiping in 10 minutes, just in time for the food to be served, through a sliding compartment on the door. The waitress would pick up the food and lay them out on the table. After inviting the customer to start on his lunch, she would crawl below the glass table into the sunken floor area. She would gently nudged his legs to open them wider for her to access his dick. She would stroke his dick and his balls, teasing them until his dick is throbbing and straining for more. The customer could watch all the action through the glass table top and enjoy his lunch at the same time if he likes.

Once the customer is almost done with his food, the waitress would then gently lick and suck on his balls and continue her way down to lick his asshole. She'd would then cap the customer and take his dick into her mouth and give him the best BJ of his life. If the customer hasn't cum within 10 minutes, she would stop and quickly clear up the table. She'd then lie down on the table, with her legs opened wide, inviting the customer to enter her. The customer is free to have a taste of her pussy if he likes. If not, he could just insert himself into her and hump away. She'd let out soft sexy moans, and compliment the customer on his attributes, as he pounded her. If the customer so wishes, she could then get on all fours on the table and he could continue to hump her doggy-style, or in whatever style he chooses.

Once the customer is satisfied, the waitress would use another warm towel to clean him up and help him to dress. She would then put on her robe, and with a sweet smile, she would wish the customer a good day ahead, before ushering him out of the room to a separate secluded exit, to minimise the chance of bumping into one of his colleagues - or worse still, his boss!

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Of course such a business in SG would be raided by AV in no time. But let's just for a minute assume that it is legal (Well, we'd never have imagined casinos to be legal in SG 10 years ago, right?) ... would you patronize such a place if it exist? And how much would you be willing to fork out?

Also, anybody interested to buy my idea? ... LOL :D

Mike_JustDoIt
10-05-2010, 03:44 PM
Oh BTW, do share if you know of such services in other parts of the world (Japan, maybe??) ... And feel free to share your kinky business ideas here ... We may one day set up a business based on the ideas generated here, ya? ... ;)