Jokes of the Day

[BaliHai]

In the beginning, God created the earth n rested. Then God created Man n rested. Then God created Women. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested

[BaliHai]

A woman's four favorite animals :
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an ass to pay for it all!!!!

[Eaglet]

Hahaha. Thanks for sharing. But Man still remain special in God's eye. That is why we have this forum.

[ah rat]

5 year old Elephent in a Thailand forest is the world's smallest elephant

According to the Guinnes Book Of world records

http://img5.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/5316/5316795-holder-79ee1212d58aa830d1a512b2b7263ad8.jpg (http://www.uploadhouse.com/viewfile.php?id=5316795&showlnk=0)

[Bangster]

HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

i laugh till my balls switched sides..

[ah rat]

HAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

i laugh till my balls switched sides..

So,U really enjoy Jokes of the Day :D

[BaliHai]

A beautiful women walks into a clinic and the doctor is awestruck. All his professs\ionalism goes out of the window. he tell her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs.
He says"Do you know what am I doing?"
She replies"Yes checking for abnormalities."
He tell her to take off her shirt and bra and he starts rubbing her breasts.
He says"Do you know what am I doing?"
She replies"Yes checking for lumps and cancer."
Finally he tell her to take off her panties, lay her on the table, get on top of her and starts having sex with her.
He says"Do you know what am I doing?"
She replies"Yes, you're getting herpes. That's why I am here."

[BaliHai]

Bro dun mind up my points if you like it n more to come

[Hock8]

Nice jokes but thot Boss has already created a thread on jokes?