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Evo_69
26-03-2010, 11:48 PM
just wan to know wat will you do when you are horny yet broke...?

havana
27-03-2010, 12:10 AM
Thats easy:rolleyes:..............


Use yr left hand to give $50 to yr right hand. And use yr right hand to masturbate till u come......:eek:

U satisfied yourself and $50 richer:D

nishikado
27-03-2010, 12:18 AM
Thats easy:rolleyes:..............


Use yr left hand to give $50 to yr right hand. And use yr right hand to masturbate till u come......:eek:

U satisfied yourself and $50 richer:D

very good answer hehehe

Brother...Bob
27-03-2010, 12:22 AM
Thats easy:rolleyes:..............


Use yr left hand to give $50 to yr right hand. And use yr right hand to masturbate till u come......:eek:

U satisfied yourself and $50 richer:D

I agree with bro Havana, and........

if you r flexible enough, take out another $50, u get another nice bbbj maybe even CIM if you don't mind the taste of your own soldiers.

henry_supra
27-03-2010, 12:28 AM
Poor thing.... but that's the reality of life.

Without $, you're nothing....

topcook1
27-03-2010, 12:30 AM
Watch free porn and PCC lor...

oOoLyRrAdoOo
27-03-2010, 01:31 AM
dig hole, TORA TORA TORA !!

tryying
27-03-2010, 02:42 AM
Use meat to diy, like in the movie. :D

JoySeeker
27-03-2010, 03:08 AM
heard ppl use sotong to PCC, u can try it:D:p

J.Bonk.003
27-03-2010, 03:44 AM
Thats easy:rolleyes:..............


Use yr left hand to give $50 to yr right hand. And use yr right hand to masturbate till u come......:eek:

U satisfied yourself and $50 richer:D

Good one and to add on to that, u save the $ to a piggy bank.
Wait till u got enough then you go find FL.

Jurist
27-03-2010, 05:29 AM
Sell your arse.

habbomall
27-03-2010, 05:52 AM
watch porn n pcc... Your mind say yes your body say no!! just tell yourself pcc is better than spending the $50 x 10 = 500 why not save the 500 for other thing than make your cock feel better for 45mins

Ghost Kelevra
27-03-2010, 06:16 AM
Thats easy:rolleyes:..............


Use yr left hand to give $50 to yr right hand. And use yr right hand to masturbate till u come......:eek:

U satisfied yourself and $50 richer:D

Dont Like that You paste the $50 on your forehead. Go masturbate. Cum already wash hand and take $50 and think what you want to eat later with the $50

unsung80
27-03-2010, 11:52 AM
Sit back to think how to earn more money and less horny. :)

see see only
27-03-2010, 03:29 PM
heard ppl use sotong to PCC, u can try it

This idea is good but the effect will be great if live sotong is used :D


Sit back to think how to earn more money and less horny.

This idea also good and match your "horny yet broke" ...... perfectly :rolleyes:

TS, pm me your recently photo, age, weight and so on .... should be able to get a group of "ladies" that needed someone to poke through their long time no use or maybe choked love hole :D

However no gurantee hor .... :rolleyes:

Punder
27-03-2010, 04:11 PM
Pcc bro.. or hope for wet dream :D

Breton
27-03-2010, 10:38 PM
See how much I have left, if can spare enough, go out and buy an apple pie :p I've always wondered how it would feel like compared to the real thing :D:D

77guy
28-03-2010, 04:24 AM
just wan to know wat will you do when you are horny yet broke...?

U can do many things like : usin ur hand, usin ur pillow....or even the piece of pork meant in the fridge, but never do tis: post tis kinda qn in sbf, will get zap, like from myself...sch holidae again???

samster1911
28-03-2010, 04:37 AM
Find a job.

bennywalker
28-03-2010, 06:52 AM
buy fresh coconut ( with husk ) , drill a hole , pump in and out of it.

drink the juice. :D

smokyluke
28-03-2010, 08:55 AM
try a bar called PLAY in tanj pagar road... over there, if not too fussy abt who approaches you, u may get laid and bj etc... haha... but b careful,,, u will c ... haha

Chery QQ
28-03-2010, 02:22 PM
Bros,

Please don't disturb him lah, it is very lucky of all you who never went broke before.

Bro TS, don't worry, I have solution for you....

Register with me as your manager, i gurantee you can satisfy your urge and at the same time earn money.

I can arrange women that can pay you to bonk, every week 3 times or 12 per month, each session last about 3-4 hours. Most of the time you will get extra tips from them if your preformance is good.

Term and condition apply. You may earn more than a pilot if you fit the bills.

1) must be below 25 years old
2) student can work part time or holiday
3) Dickie must be min 6", thickness 1.5"
4) cannot chose customer
5) must be good in "La CB", if not u need to attention course.
6) even encounter a "Chow CB" also must La until customer satisfy.

KeanuReeves
28-03-2010, 03:26 PM
Are you an OKT of gigolos??
BTW, how much can I command (but i'm over 40s leow)?? :D
.....
Register with me as your manager, i gurantee you can satisfy your urge and at the same time earn money.

I can arrange women that can pay you to bonk, every week 3 times or 12 per month, each session last about 3-4 hours. Most of the time you will get extra tips from them if your preformance is good.
.....

vkoolboi
28-03-2010, 05:45 PM
TS, you can practice meditation. In the meantime, go to CDC to find a job if you don't have one now.

Cheers!

iwan2shiok
28-03-2010, 05:48 PM
That's why must thank SBF, here you can don't need any money, got pics, videos, stories etc etc to help u pcc... :D

VanGogh
28-03-2010, 11:08 PM
Bro TS, if u think all the solutions that good bros here had given cannot help u good enough, I have 1 final solution for u....

go to your kitchen, grab a chopper, chop off your didi, dial 995, tell the person on the other line :i've just chop off my dick, plsss come fast"....

and u wont have this problem of Horny yet broke again.. .. :D

bro TS, not being sarcastic la... u should know better, when u are horny and no $ for FL... what can u do apart from work hard to make $$$ or PCC hard ?? :rolleyes:

martin32
29-03-2010, 02:27 AM
thats true no free this time just look for girlfriend so u get free hehe!

Five Stone
29-03-2010, 11:38 AM
just wan to know wat will you do when you are horny yet broke...?

Log in to SBF, surf and look for TS who start thread such as this and then zap.:cool:

hongkanliao
29-03-2010, 11:55 AM
A man's hand is still the best friend a man can have.

shoutcast
29-03-2010, 12:19 PM
Or u can work to earn $$ then got $$ to spare liao

Chery QQ
29-03-2010, 12:38 PM
Are you an OKT of gigolos??
BTW, how much can I command (but i'm over 40s leow)?? :D

bro, woman pay to get laid by young bodies. Over 40 no market Liao lah.....

LOL, ppl really believe I am a OKT and I got some PM interested in the deal.

Hahaha.....

see see only
29-03-2010, 01:17 PM
bro, woman pay to get laid by young bodies. Over 40 no market Liao lah.....

LOL, ppl really believe I am a OKT and I got some PM interested in the deal.

Hahaha.....

Hey who say no market ... :rolleyes:

Can try those at 70 to 80 mah :D but i guess for them, must be a "painting specialist" lah :D LOL

lanlansucktum
29-03-2010, 04:24 PM
the other day I tried some at lorong 22. Only $26. That is the cheapest you can get in GL

Isaku
29-03-2010, 10:41 PM
got this type of part time job ah ;)

havana
29-03-2010, 11:23 PM
Bro TS, don't worry, I have solution for you....

5) must be good in "La CB", if not u need to attention course.
6) even encounter a "Chow CB" also must La until customer satisfy.

WAH PIANG!!!:eek: Chow chee bye give me 1 million i also dun dare to la:p