GF bought me 2 boxes of condom

[Owner]

my gf is going on a 3 months work trip to the states really soon....
before she is bout to leave she bought me 2 boxes of condom...
the exact words that she said was
"be safe... dun get infected by anything while i am away"

not sure how am i suppose to react to this
hahaha

[kwaychup]

Give it back to her n say " i'll keep it until u come back baby "
unless she knows your style already so you can thank your lucky stars for such an understanding gf :D

[Archonzon]

u use it, ur screwed.
my suggestions, let it collect dust. meanwhile buy your own cd.

[silverblue]

you tell her: "2 box where got enough??"

[jj_jj]

u use it, ur screwed.
my suggestions, let it collect dust. meanwhile buy your own cd.

Right on, bro!

[love69]

You shd get her a webcam mah. At least can cyber !

[gunner77]

you tell her: "2 box where got enough??"

hahaha agree with u bro

[sstas]

Wow,2 boxes of CD.lolz:D

[ANDYSIAO14]

With this kind of thinking your gf had...
dont you even feel worried at all ???

She might also had her pussy taken care too overseas :p

Good Luck...

Btw go get her 3 Boxes of Morning-After-Pills Too Ya :D

[elth]

hey bro it a TRAP :D

[HPoirot]

it's a test, man! a test!!

hope you pass!

[BeckTan]

my gf is going on a 3 months work trip to the states really soon....
before she is bout to leave she bought me 2 boxes of condom...
the exact words that she said was
"be safe... dun get infected by anything while i am away"

not sure how am i suppose to react to this
hahaha

Bro.ur gf is testing u.be careful.

[michael_368]

hey bro it a TRAP :D

Hi Ts,

Like what other bros mentioned here, might be a trap to test how sincere and honest you are without eating outside.:D
You can buy condoms and keep the box until she come back.:p

[ANDYSIAO14]

Trap or not..until the other party had
bought you 2 box of condoms ( maybe just to test you -wheres the trust?? )
or maybe you guys both love swinging... :p

3 months are very long dude :p
gf can la...but if wifey ???

[~|@|~]

not sure how am i suppose to react to this
hahaha

you do not understand your own girl? how can we help? :rolleyes:

[havana]

Tell her masturbate dont need condom lah:rolleyes:

[bochapsing]

btw go get her 3 boxes of morning-after-pills too ya

hahaha.....

[Owner]

thanks for the kind advises hahahaha :)

after reading some of ur guys replies i did offer to buy her morning after pills in return hahaha... asking if she needs it

her replies were "nah i dun need them... coz I'm not going to look up guys there anyway..."

actually my GF is bisexual u see.... and this trip of hers she is actually going over there with a model friend of hers for some jobs for that couple of months...

I'm not sure whether she just wanna get my attention but she likes to say "I going overseas with mei2 nu3 leh". And reminds me of the fact that her friend kissed once when she was drunk...

:D

[sammyboyfor]

thanks for the kind advises hahahaha :)

:D

Should be "Thanks for the kind ADVICE.".

"Advise" is a verb.

[compro99]

Should be "Thanks for the kind ADVICE.".

"Advise" is a verb.

u and yr silly england lessons.

I think u need the condom on yr real head :D

[Blackstone]

thanks for the kind advises hahahaha :)

actually my GF is bisexual u see.... and this trip of hers she is actually going over there with a model friend of hers for some jobs for that couple of months...

I'm not sure whether she just wanna get my attention but she likes to say "I going overseas with mei2 nu3 leh". And reminds me of the fact that her friend kissed once when she was drunk...



You can ask her to introduce her friend to you.

[gilagila100]

With this kind of thinking your gf had...
dont you even feel worried at all ???

She might also had her pussy taken care too overseas :p

Good Luck...

Btw go get her 3 Boxes of Morning-After-Pills Too Ya :D

This is a good one. TS shld try this response.

If the gf gets offended, then say you feel the same too.

If the gf ok no probs, then what are you waiting for ? LOL :D

But of course, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES do you use the cd she bought !!

Be warned ...

[gilagila100]

thanks for the kind advises hahahaha :)

after reading some of ur guys replies i did offer to buy her morning after pills in return hahaha... asking if she needs it

her replies were "nah i dun need them... coz I'm not going to look up guys there anyway..."

actually my GF is bisexual u see.... and this trip of hers she is actually going over there with a model friend of hers for some jobs for that couple of months...

I'm not sure whether she just wanna get my attention but she likes to say "I going overseas with mei2 nu3 leh". And reminds me of the fact that her friend kissed once when she was drunk...

:D

I have a feeling that your gf is quite chio ... Lucky you ...

[fatty_leo]

Is she from 'AWARE'?? Then you gotta beware...haha

[fenwick]

u use it, ur screwed.
my suggestions, let it collect dust. meanwhile buy your own cd.

Agree with you bro! I'll do the same thing also..........ke ke ke :D;)

[LentorGarden]

Is she from 'AWARE'?? Then you gotta beware...haha

Hahaha .. Thats a good one bro! :D

[AngusYoung]

Anyway, it cuts both ways. If she is very liberal about such things, you dont expect her to keep her skirt up when she is overseas anyway :)

[V123]

The safest method is not using condom, but it's not USING THE CONDOMS SHE GAVE YOU.

Women are strange creatures, their mind work in a different ways.

It might seem that she is very liberal for you to stray around when she is away, and she might be fine initially, but after a while, maybe the thoughts of you having sex with other women come to her mind, and she wondered and think more and more, then start having thoughts of you ditching her etc, and she will be moody, and who suffer in the end. you will be suffering.

I guess just buy your own condoms. Save the condom she give you and use it with her when she's back.

Alternatively, perhaps you pass the 2 boxes back to her, and say you are going to just PCC when she is away, so she should bring the condom just in case she got some flings. then u see what's her reaction.

For personal opinion, sometimes, we can't be too honest with women. If they ask you have been to HC/FL/TN/KTV or flings before, best if that you deny that you have.

Wonder any bro shares my view?

[Oring]

She testing how u going to react it.

[Need back up]

2 boxes of CD??? Hhahahah....:p

[ProjectSawadee]

my gf is going on a 3 months work trip to the states really soon....
before she is bout to leave she bought me 2 boxes of condom...
the exact words that she said was
"be safe... dun get infected by anything while i am away"

not sure how am i suppose to react to this
hahaha

2 box of 12s or 2 box of 3s?

means she grant you license for 24 bonks or 6 bonks
thats lots of difference.

3 months = 90 days
90/24 = 3.75 days 1 time
or
90/6 = 15 days 1 time

Loads of difference man. LOL

Well anyway it really depends on your gf's mindset.
is she the open minded kind?

what i will do is keep the condom packs she give me
and use it with her when she is back. or when i fly over to visit her.

if you want to eat outside can just buy condoms from 7/11, unlimited supplies.

Cheers
PS

[yoursecret]

1. When she comes back, tell her, 2 boxes were not enuff, had to buy more
2. See reaction / dodge bullets
3. Then produce the two original boxes
4. Make out all night in relief.

[bootyhunter]

I still think you are one lucky man. My gf left the country 6 whole months and expects me to be vegetarian. :(

[viewpanel]

1. When she comes back, tell her, 2 boxes were not enuff, had to buy more
2. See reaction / dodge bullets
3. Then produce the two original boxes
4. Make out all night in relief.



Haha.... I vote this as the perfect method. But do remember to buy ur own condom n use during this period... I bet U also wouldn't want to wait for her like an S-hole during this 3 month without firing a single rounds either. go out gain some experience and practise your firing more... haha. Show her ur improvement though when she return.

[cantona66]

Bro, if I were in your shoes, I would say, "Thank you dear for thinking of me. When I have the occasion of using the condoms, I will imagine that it is you every single time."

[Toyota Honda]

I still think you are one lucky man. My gf left the country 6 whole months and expects me to be vegetarian. :(

No offence bro, but I think your gf is really really naive..

[Toyota Honda]

it's a test, man! a test!!

hope you pass!

Ha! Test of what??? Intelligence or Fidelity...

Either one, you should be able to score well with the bros' advice here..

[yandaoking]

Women are women, it is a trap.....Women always "Mouth Yes Heart No".

Tell her how you gonna use the condom.........Make it into ballons to celebrate National Day when she returns home....

yandaoking

[breast-talk]

maybe she wants u to finish all on her before leaving leh....:D

[yandaoking]

And do not forget to sing" STAND UP FOR SINGAPORE" hor....

yandaoking

[CrazyPig]

HaHa.. be careful. maybe the CD has a pussy tracking device and tells your GF which one and how many you have poked...:p

[pewpew]

Open both boxes, stick it into your fingers and welcome her when she is back :)

[Spectrum17]

For personal opinion, sometimes, we can't be too honest with women. If they ask you have been to HC/FL/TN/KTV or flings before, best if that you deny that you have.

Wonder any bro shares my view?

Bro, I share your view. A previous galfrn and currently wife like to ask me abt HC/TN/KTV/Flings, i jus deny them all the way. There is absolutely no way for them to know my lust outside.

Talking abt comdoms... 1st time i went to Vietnam to visit this lady. And she bought a pack of 12 for my 3 days stay. I only manage to use 6 of them. Weak man!
!&!!

[V123]

Bro, I share your view. A previous galfrn and currently wife like to ask me abt HC/TN/KTV/Flings, i jus deny them all the way. There is absolutely no way for them to know my lust outside.

Talking abt comdoms... 1st time i went to Vietnam to visit this lady. And she bought a pack of 12 for my 3 days stay. I only manage to use 6 of them. Weak man!
!&!!
ya. i do agreed. even if she asked me about my close guys frens whether they go ktv/HC etc, i also say i dun think that they go. if not, next time if i go out with them on a boys night, she might anyhow wonder and think i go hanky panky with them, even if you never.

Also told the boys not to mention about such topic ofthem going such places in front of her.

[Lormeelover]

Best is let the condoms collect dust and buy ur own condoms. Its both a good impression and a good practice of psychology. Just dun say anything other than "I kept them, and missed u in my heart". Just shrug to the rest of her enquiries. Its a test.

[sammyboyfor]

ya. i do agreed.

Should be "I do AGREE." "Agreed" is past tense.

This is the second most common grammatical mistake in sinkieland topped only by the "advise"/"advice" confusion that appears in this forum on a daily basis.

[Blackstone]

HaHa.. be careful. maybe the CD has a pussy tracking device and tells your GF which one and how many you have poked...:p

How can that be if the box had never been opened at all ? :confused::eek::D

[simple2kee]

what more can i say? juz be thankful to her lor. :D

[Katisuk]

She already hinting you that she is horny and wanted you to use up all the condom to make love with her.

[Spectrum17]

Also told the boys not to mention about such topic ofthem going such places in front of her.

This is where i made a mistake. One of my frn dont know how to separate white n black. Sometime in front of my wife, he can mention ktv/hc. KNN. Now my wife alwasy suspect me whenever i go out with my frns.
!&!!

[cockscrew]

Should be "Thanks for the kind ADVICE.".

"Advise" is a verb.

Wah boss...raise both hands and legs to agree with you again.:p
hahaha .......Lidat PLP got points or not:D