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cheongsterjon
07-11-2008, 11:12 PM
After having recently upped a pretty and sexy girl (early 20s, just graduated whom I met at one of the famous clubs) who has bad breath, this topic came across my mind. Yes she got bad breath but her sexy body and pretty face really made me shrug away her smelly breath, too hard to resist. Before starting our workout in the hotel room, I hinted at her to brush her teeth first before doing the deed (it's difficult as I tried not to hurt her, saying instead that I'm a hygiene freak but I think she knows of her problem as well). During sex, I tried not to french her too much so most if the time it's doggie style where she will not face me..when doing missionary I just try to move my head down to lick her chest so that her mouth will not face me..

If you were me, will you be turned off by her problem or will you continue to bonk her?

Bangster
08-11-2008, 02:02 AM
Continue to bonk her.

But wrap your underwear on her head. Dont use her tiny weeny panties..to small to cover the whole head. Use yours.

Make sure the chew-nee (elastic band) strap on tight tight on her chin, meaning your undies is upside down.

Be sure not to dom-balek (reverse) your undies on her head, meaning you must keep the front of your undies on her face, the butt of your undies on the back of her head. This is to allow her to at least see what you are doing to her.

Haha, just my 2cts

Zen Zen
08-11-2008, 02:31 AM
Continue to bonk her.

But wrap your underwear on her head. Dont use her tiny weeny panties..to small to cover the whole head. Use yours.

Make sure the chew-nee (elastic band) strap on tight tight on her chin, meaning your undies is upside down.

Be sure not to dom-balek (reverse) your undies on her head, meaning you must keep the front of your undies on her face, the butt of your undies on the back of her head. This is to allow her to at least see what you are doing to her.

Haha, just my 2cts


ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! this got me LMAO!!!! almost fell from my chair bro!! :D

Gentle Beast
08-11-2008, 07:00 AM
Bad breath, that's a killer joy when it comes to sex!

Next time before engaging in sex, bring lots of strong mints, BIG bottle of Listerine (strong mouth wash) and say, 'lets use these to freshen ourselves up'. Hopefully it mitigates the issue, or last resort : can you try HOLDING YOUR BREATH during the duration of the sexual engagement ? :D

ah rat
08-11-2008, 07:50 AM
Continue to bonk her.

But wrap your underwear on her head. Dont use her tiny weeny panties..to small to cover the whole head. Use yours.

Make sure the chew-nee (elastic band) strap on tight tight on her chin, meaning your undies is upside down.

Be sure not to dom-balek (reverse) your undies on her head, meaning you must keep the front of your undies on her face, the butt of your undies on the back of her head. This is to allow her to at least see what you are doing to her.

Haha, just my 2cts

Alamak, pretty girl cover his underwear.Should uses her bra to cover her mouth :D

Big Sexy
08-11-2008, 08:04 AM
what you should do now is to get rid of her and pass her contact to me.. :D :D


If you were me, will you be turned off by her problem or will you continue to bonk her?

devilboy99
08-11-2008, 08:21 AM
oh man bro.... what a shame pretty ger= bad breath

This reminds me of this chick i used to bonk pretty chick= body odor

Xgenre
08-11-2008, 09:44 AM
I ever tried a girl with body odour. During foreplay, can smell bad smell from armpits. Told her I'm sweaty and let's bathe. I scrubbed her clean and use Bodyshop's Body Wash. If you know, their bodywash is quite fragrant.

Ended up still got smell! The smell comes from her sweat. Told her in her face, HOW COME SO SMELLY? She then told me it's a gland problem. Really cannot take it plus I don't wish to stain my bedsheets with her odour. Drove her home. Came home to wash bedsheets. Should have gone H81 lar.

lacoruna69
08-11-2008, 09:50 AM
To me, a gal should be all sugar and spice and smell nice. It's the overall package sometimes. A pretty gal who doesn't take care of herself is not attractive to me.

bonkster69
08-11-2008, 09:51 AM
I got an idea!

Why not take her panty and wrap round your face like a mask...

Snuber
08-11-2008, 11:01 AM
To me, a gal should be all sugar and spice and smell nice. It's the overall package sometimes. A pretty gal who doesn't take care of herself is not attractive to me.
Same goes for me!

My nose will send signals to my brain, which will then be sent to my didi, which will protest by standing down.... :p

unger
08-11-2008, 12:07 PM
Brother Bangster,

You are the joker here lah. I just cant stop laughing from your jokes.

Brother TS,

Next time you intend to have her the next day, ask her to drink Deltol
the night before.

tomvoyeur
08-11-2008, 12:17 PM
Stop bonking her missionary style - stick to oral (remember this must lead to penetrative sex!!) and doggie. For more suitable sexual position, please refer to the below,

kamasutra - Google ?? (http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=zh-TW&q=kamasutra&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#)

Cheers ;)

longwinter
08-11-2008, 12:26 PM
l think ultimately a clean and hygenie girl appeals

l will too get turn off by a pretty gal who have no sense of hygenie.

cococane
08-11-2008, 12:36 PM
next time when wanna bonk her.. bring a bottle of listerine. Use it together wiz her and brush yr teeth same time wiz her too. doubt she will feel offended. instead she most likely might wan to french U more :eek:

sex4LiFe
08-11-2008, 12:44 PM
Pretty gal + sexy body but with BAD BREATH...

Pretty gal + sexy body BUT with BODY ODOUR...

You guys are damn lucky already.

U ever kena freaking chio gal with really killer body but with PUSSY THAT STINKS WORST THAN GARBAGE TRUCK?

I did. And no, I did not end up banging her coz when her g-string came off, the smell is really really really really really BAD. :(

ang09
08-11-2008, 12:48 PM
. And no, I did not end up banging her coz when her g-string came off, the smell is really really really really really BAD. :(Brp,lucky u never try, when pussy got strong bad smell, her pussy is infected with bacteria! u should advice her to see a doc!

sex4LiFe
08-11-2008, 12:52 PM
Brp,lucky u never try, when pussy got strong bad smell, her pussy is infected with bacteria! u should advice her to see a doc!


bro, you shld be asking me to go see a doc instead.. wait i kena airborne bacteria infection!!! :D

cheongsterjon
08-11-2008, 01:08 PM
It's a pity that some girls who have the much-craved assets and facial features have such hygiene problems...

binbin81
08-11-2008, 01:27 PM
If the pretty gal cannot take care of herself.
Think how well she can take care of you :rolleyes:

superchevy
08-11-2008, 01:54 PM
To me, a gal should be all sugar and spice and smell nice. It's the overall package sometimes. A pretty gal who doesn't take care of herself is not attractive to me.

ya bro strongly agree with your answer up u for this bro....:)

Shi Jin
08-11-2008, 03:39 PM
If the pretty gal cannot take care of herself.
Think how well she can take care of you :rolleyes:

Actually the worst part is bad breath can be avoided! Brush regularly and tongue scrapping is all that is needed. Maybe should convince her to take fisherman's friend first and then give BBBJ that way you get rid of her bad breath and enjoy a siok siok BBBJ! :D

Teekopek
08-11-2008, 05:01 PM
Pretty gal + sexy body but with BAD BREATH...

Pretty gal + sexy body BUT with BODY ODOUR...

You guys are damn lucky already.

U ever kena freaking chio gal with really killer body but with PUSSY THAT STINKS WORST THAN GARBAGE TRUCK?

I did. And no, I did not end up banging her coz when her g-string came off, the smell is really really really really really BAD. :(

hahaha bro, got smell worst than hong kong feet??
can't imagine ur face when u got tat smell, must br freaking hilarious!:D

greeny_bunny
08-11-2008, 05:02 PM
Actually the worst part is bad breath can be avoided! Brush regularly and tongue scrapping is all that is needed. Maybe should convince her to take fisherman's friend first and then give BBBJ that way you get rid of her bad breath and enjoy a siok siok BBBJ! :D

ya.. tell her u like the "mint mint" feeling~

Bigbluebird
08-11-2008, 05:26 PM
U ever kena freaking chio gal with really killer body but with PUSSY THAT STINKS WORST THAN GARBAGE TRUCK?

I did. And no, I did not end up banging her coz when her g-string came off, the smell is really really really really really BAD. :(

I understand how you feel because I kena before once :o

Bad breath is something out of her control, she may have practise very well hygiene but it just can't help.

bluewind22
08-11-2008, 05:39 PM
Haha, count myself lucky never encounter all those mention before :p

The Penguin
08-11-2008, 07:22 PM
hahaha bro, got smell worst than hong kong feet??
can't imagine ur face when u got tat smell, must br freaking hilarious!:D

Yes! Ever been kissed and frenched by a girl who just puked her guts? :eek: Almost ended up puking myself. NOT fun...

cheongsterjon
08-11-2008, 10:17 PM
Very true. Bad breath is beyond her control. Hence I think that she is quite pitiful.

thai-ness
08-11-2008, 11:33 PM
Wah!!! just dont french her... but bonk her for her beauty, service :D

Bangster
08-11-2008, 11:47 PM
Hmmm my sympathies to the bros who kena such mishap....especially the bro who has to send the girl home and come back to change bedsheet due to her unbearable BO.

Seems like TS opened up a Pandora Box of disgusting odours from pretty girls. Top down, from the mouth (bad breath) to armpits to CCB...

I personally thought that bad breath can be curbed from scraping your tongue regularly. Don't believe me? Go buy a scraper and scrape your tongue. Next, don't wash the goo off first, instead smell it. You will know what I mean. It STINKS like shit!! Dentists also highly recommend scraping of tongue besides brushing of teeth. For me, I very hygiene consious one...will scrape twice a day. Plus listerine. So any girl want to french with me, you can rest assured my mouth hygiene is super high standard one lor. Hehe

Armpits that smell....hmm must be the sweat glands lah. I think some deodourant-anti-perspirant should work.

But hor, a CCB.....this one is tough. Maybe get her to wash first before heading to bed? I understand that the vagina is a flawed design from the beginning of mankind. Menstrual blood, vaginal discharge and urine all from that region, it's little wonder how the term "CCB" was coined. So perhaps a shower together is a good idea?

marilyn
09-11-2008, 02:58 AM
used to have a gf smokes alot
it feels like french kissing a dead fish....
the tongue taste like shit...

so guys if u really smoke so much until your tongue like died that kind...
complain your girl don french u..... lol

debaucherygoh
09-11-2008, 03:09 AM
Try not to breathe with your nose and take small breath with your mouth. If she want to kiss you then pretend to cough.

bigpotbelly
09-11-2008, 03:45 AM
brudder, after hearing all those incredible encountered.

Let me show with all my fair share. It happened last year in my hall. ( hall? know it if ya know) After the hall bash, I managed to hock up one girl who apparently is a hall senior... cut short


she is freaking chio and skinny lo. Damn when i undress her bra. I was totally amazing with what i saw. Her nipples ACTUALLY have hair . Gosh not talking bout the fine short one but the old uncle facial q mor... nabei... she was kissing me while i was taken aback.. i told stuff like ' honey, maybe i shld pluck it out for you' bringing the tweezer into my other hand. There she was still in her 'foreplay' mode.... " dun wan, scared pain" CCB

Totally switch off. decided that maybe i shld hit the base. While i was reaching her down south, i could feel her pubic.. gosh damn they were so damn sticky and waxy ( like using gatsuby )... so bad that i have to coax her into the toilet and scrub her hard... feel like a nanny ..

while bathing her, we kiss and pet a while... she was so 'high' that she was scratchin her with her nail while i fingering her.... very painful lo... try pushing her away. then she interpret as i wanna ??? ( dun noe wat she was thinking) she scratch and scratch till i bleed lo...

after that after going out of shower faster send her out of my room... till today i remember her as the girl wif long nip hair and gatsuby pussy.

Bangster
09-11-2008, 05:11 AM
brudder, after hearing all those incredible encountered.

Let me show with all my fair share. It happened last year in my hall. ( hall? know it if ya know) After the hall bash, I managed to hock up one girl who apparently is a hall senior... cut short(???)


she is freaking chio and skinny lo. Damn when i undress her bra. I was totally amazing with what i saw. Her nipples ACTUALLY have hair . Gosh not talking bout the fine short one but the old uncle facial q mor... nabei... she was kissing me while i was taken aback.. i told stuff like ' honey, maybe i shld pluck it out for you' bringing the tweezer into my other hand. There she was still in her 'foreplay' mode.... " dun wan, scared pain" CCB

Totally switch off. decided that maybe i shld hit the base. While i was reaching her down south, i could feel her pubic.. gosh damn they were so damn sticky and waxy ( like using gatsuby )... so bad that i have to coax her into the toilet and scrub her hard... feel like a nanny ..

while bathing her, we kiss and pet a while... she was so 'high' that she was scratchin her with her nail while i fingering her.... very painful lo... try pushing her away. then she interpret as i wanna ??? ( dun noe wat she was thinking) she scratch and scratch till i bleed lo...

after that after going out of shower faster send her out of my room... till today i remember her as the girl wif long nip hair and gatsuby pussy.

Brudder, pls don't tell me you are an undergrad. More like underwear...:confused:

LostALau
15-11-2008, 11:17 AM
I am surprised that so many brudders here are so innovative and tolerant towards making out with gals with BO and BB.

Personally I met 3 gals, one with BO, another with BB and the third with stinky puxxy and ass.

I had every opportunity to bonk them but the first two I avoided. Before action could already smell the stench liao. The third one I bonked but my fingers stinks of shit and urine after touching her privy. My little didi straight away shrunk and I became impotent that night. That bonk was the shortest in my life and was my last bonk with her :(

aloysius82
15-11-2008, 11:20 AM
Bros, i intro u the new SYSTEMA tooth paste..Its good! ;)

LostALau
15-11-2008, 11:47 AM
Please allow me to share my personal knowledge on some of the causes of bad breath.

1. Tooth Decay : No amount of brushing or rinsing with whatever paste or lotion can get rid of it. The only remedy is to see a dentist.

2. Gum infection : Again no amount of brushing or rinsing can rid it. Need to see a gum specialist to take care of it.

2. Layer of deposit on the tongue: Scrape it with a scrapper. It seems that nowadays many people dont scrape their tongues so it leads to B.B.

3. Body system too 'heaty' : Need to take some herb drinks to cool the system down. Consult a Chinese physician on that. Most Western doctors think it is rubbish.

4. Food that one eats: Food like garlic, curry and other spices that go into the blood through digestive absorbtion will cause the breath to give out foul smell.
This is only temporary. When the food gets out of the system, the smell will follow too. Brushing and risnsing is not a solution. Some people suggest chewing Chinese tea leaves etc to rid the smell. Not sure if it is effective. So brudders before you go cheonging please avoid these food or your gals will shun you.

Finally if the bad breath is not due to any of the above reasons, then it is bad news.
Either you are born a 'foul mouth' or you are suffering from some serious disease like cancer or what. Better run to the doctor for a thorough check-up

alvin36
15-11-2008, 12:06 PM
how about those ladies that dont bath in the morning ?

I came across a FB, she dont take shower in morning, and i think her bra also has a smell. that kind of smell that seem like just taken out from cabinet... abit turn off.

sometimes i meet her for bj or heavy petting in car after work... the smell abit turn me off :(

LostALau
16-11-2008, 12:39 AM
Brother Alvin,

Not everybody bathes in the morning. Most people bathe after returning from work. The smell you mentioned could be smell from cupboards which may be not so airy, a little like mouldy smell. I find it not so offensive as bad breath or body odour. Quite tolerable or acceptable by my standard.
If you really dont like the smell of your FB's clothes, get her to remove them before servicing you lor.

cheongsterjon
16-11-2008, 12:52 AM
Very true. Not everyone bathe before going to work. Still, not everyone have BO just because of not bathing in the morning. But if the lady just had a night of hot passion the night before, it does not seem very hygienic to me. Imagine the dried saliva on her body and some cum which may have been smeared on the body..

LostALau
16-11-2008, 02:16 AM
True, true, very true. If after a night of passion, better take a bath before going to work or your colleagues and even people who stand near you at the bus stop or on MRT train can smell the scent of stale sex from your body.

physician
16-11-2008, 08:25 AM
That is why I always got a pack of Fisherman sweet with me.
Anytime you need it, you can use it :D

pucca22346
16-11-2008, 11:36 AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! this got me LMAO!!!! almost fell from my chair bro!! :D

hahahaha.. me too man

michaelrocksam
16-11-2008, 12:33 PM
bros,

bad breath = bad health.

Most likely smoker or dun drink enough water or got constipation or bad complexion or horny (masterbate all the time) :D or dun get enough sleep.

To me, after I size her up, I dun think she is even chio.

Worse still will be her pussy juices, must taste damn bad. yucks

murali
16-11-2008, 07:47 PM
U ever kena freaking chio gal with really killer body but with PUSSY THAT STINKS WORST THAN GARBAGE TRUCK?
well, for pussies that stink like that i postulate that it's most probably just after their period has left that's why e blood n bacteria react to give such a bad smell

milf.hunter
17-11-2008, 11:17 PM
if bad smell, tell her that you've got serious blocked nose, and kissing will result into coma due to severe lack of oxygen:p CCB, erm....maybe turn e fan(if without air-con) to ur favour?

if its for smelly armpits, i dun wish to think. licking clean shaven armpits is my fetish :o

cmelater
18-11-2008, 02:34 PM
Will turn me off but i ever try 1 girl have bad bad breath before. Try not to face her when doing missionary. End of the day finished her off at doggie. For me pretty or not pretty doesn't matter but no bad breath & foul mouth.:o

A lot of the PRC fl also have the same bad breath. Good grief. Only can f their hole, but not kiss them. :eek:

cheongsterjon
19-11-2008, 07:29 PM
if bad smell, tell her that you've got serious blocked nose, and kissing will result into coma due to severe lack of oxygen:p CCB, erm....maybe turn e fan(if without air-con) to ur favour?

if its for smelly armpits, i dun wish to think. licking clean shaven armpits is my fetish :o

Clean shaven armpit with no smell(of course) is just so nice to lick..

milf.hunter
20-11-2008, 12:33 AM
Clean shaven armpit with no smell(of course) is just so nice to lick..

best with perfume, both arms raised grabbing e top of e bed and moaning like nobody's business!! :D

ddog
20-11-2008, 10:53 AM
while bathing her, we kiss and pet a while... she was so 'high' that she was scratchin her with her nail while i fingering her.... very painful lo... try pushing her away. then she interpret as i wanna ??? ( dun noe wat she was thinking) she scratch and scratch till i bleed lo...

after that after going out of shower faster send her out of my room... till today i remember her as the girl wif long nip hair and gatsuby pussy.

Bro... are you sure you're sober at that time? Sounds like you're boning a real pussy-cat to me lol

I have my fair share experience as well. This girl quite chio, tall, taller than me! Around 168cm and an event model (quite prominent but I can't reveal), headturner. Great? Not really because her breath... smells like fart and her down there smells almost the same. A turnoff for me, suddenly her beauty has been downgraded. I remember she told me she's constipated. Could be the cause.

tenggiri
20-11-2008, 11:18 AM
Clean shaven armpit with no smell(of course) is just so nice to lick..

best with perfume, both arms raised grabbing e top of e bed and moaning like nobody's business!! :D

Hehe nice to see got likeminded bros like me :) I especially like the fair ones.

Cheers.

cheongsterjon
21-11-2008, 11:51 AM
Most of the girls I have bonked have clean shaven armpits but I remember a FB I have last year. She used to have clean shaven armpits but there was once she did time in jail for a traffic offence and after like 1.5 months in jail, I went to pick her up and straight away we headed to a hotel but god damn her armpit hair grown one hell much in the 1.5 months where she did not have access to shaver or waxing cream, whatever she used to use..but still we fucked like nobody biz since she has been deprived of my cock for quite some time..

DarthRevan
21-11-2008, 02:20 PM
Pretty but bad breath? No way!

Sometimes people eat and those food particles get stucked in between the teeth, will also cause bad breath. Worse if the person never brush teeth before sleeping and never go dentist every 6 months.

self_reserved
24-11-2008, 11:48 PM
i never into a r/s with a pretty girl before.
i am not as lucky as most of you here...

but if i were to answer the qns,
if pretty girl but bad breath,offer her some mints...
if pretty girl but with BO, offer to bath with her and help her wash thoroughly...

about 1/2 yr ago,i got to know a girl from IRC..i can say that she was my FB for a very short period.
looks quite average, just that:
she has a small tummy...(though slim waist)
she has 3 nipples,2 on one side.
she liked me to lick her virgi**, i did it reluctantly as it does not taste pleasantly...

the only asset she has is her pair of firm butts,it really made me crazy.i even pcc just by looking at it.

one thing about her is,she is very high sex drive.

stop contacting as we had stopped our "fun sessions",and as well as i have heard rumours about her of sleeping with any guy from IRC.

herecy
28-11-2008, 11:09 AM
Reading this thread is hilarious!
What we realize is even though girls act as if they're cleaner than us guys, it's not always the case.
The odors and everything else is usually covered up with makeup and perfume, but I guess the truth comes out once everything is stripped away.
One night stand is bearable, at least you can walk out on the situatioin. I feel sorry for the guys who will end up living with these smelly girls.
Even though there are a lot of guys who do not take care of themselves as well, we do have higher expectations for girls.
At the end of the day, I guess it's more of a person to person issue than a sex issue.

IGrew
28-11-2008, 03:34 PM
Hai ya, I once also have bad breadth. Went to see dentist. He told me 90% of time bad breadth due to gum disease, tooth decay, plague in teeth, food stuck in between cavities. All these release sulphur dioxide that caused bad breadth.

After he does complete check-up and repair, my bad breadth bo liao. So now every 6 mths go back to him for cleaning. Until now never have bad breadth.

XR29
28-11-2008, 03:53 PM
Sometime it is also due to the heatiness in your body that cause the bad breath....

XR29
28-11-2008, 03:54 PM
well, for pussies that stink like that i postulate that it's most probably just after their period has left that's why e blood n bacteria react to give such a bad smell

Bro,

Look like u are an expert in this area....:D

SinDellman
28-11-2008, 05:14 PM
My hatelist / turnoff list:

1. Bad breath
2. Body odour, esp smelly CB
3. Hairy armpit
4. sagging boobs
5. smelly hair
6. fat tummy

:rolleyes:

silverblue
29-11-2008, 12:26 AM
pretty girl with bad breath still can accept. if doing missionary, cover her mouth with ur hand and keep humping. if doggy style, cover ur nose with ur hand and keep humping. try to focus on the ass if possible, that would distact u from smelling. if really beh tahan, use pillow to cover her face on every style.

Lenova
29-11-2008, 11:21 AM
Ask her to wash up first lor. Cannot be smelly always rite...

BANANASKIN
29-11-2008, 03:33 PM
I once had a 24yr FB, everything was great. Juz tat when she slps, SHE snores! OMG i'm a light sleep & i had trouble slping with her after the makeout session. Worst rite?
:D

michaelrocksam
29-11-2008, 08:02 PM
I once had a 24yr FB, everything was great. Juz tat when she slps, SHE snores! OMG i'm a light sleep & i had trouble slping with her after the makeout session. Worst rite?
:D

simple solution!!!

chwee ta lan (shove your dick into her mouth she will stop )

BANANASKIN
30-11-2008, 03:32 AM
If she dream of eating sauage then bite. How?
:D

Bangster
30-11-2008, 04:03 PM
haha that was funny

i m a heavy snorer also...
Army bunk enemy #1 during NS.

Stud00
30-11-2008, 04:14 PM
Alamak bro.
Offer her a sweet la.
if she don wanna.. then.. ermm.. control ur breath?
if cant work.. spray air fresherners..
LOL!

Bangster
30-11-2008, 06:19 PM
Many years ago, I was on a flight from Beijing back to Sg alone.

Coincidentally, sitting with me was a PRC lass, not too bad looking, not very chio also lah. She was dressed presentably and we started to chat not too long into the flight.

She was at least 5 years older than me and had never been to Sg. Curiously, I asked if she was alone on the flight but she told me her boyfriend was somewhere at the back. Due to a full flight, they were not able to get seats together.

Knowing this definitely made the otherwise boring trip much more interesting, but not as interesting as I would've like it to be (cannot lah...pple's bf was behind lah...kena hantam in plane is damnnn malu one...and later sure will have police to escort us if it happened). She was really curious about everything Singapore. And I was kind enough to provide all the information.

As our chats went on, we unknowingly moved our faces closer. This was also due to some of the less desirable things I've said to her about Singapore and not wanting others to overhear. You could say we were almost whispering to each other at some point.

The close proximity of our faces were also accompanied with some electrifying eye contact. She would be looking deep into my eyes and likewise, me hers. And I caught her looking at my lips. That was the signal to me. The whole situation was almost screaming out for us to steal a kiss, however illicit it would be. I seldom feel this way but the sexual tension between us in the air was as heavy as the snow in wintertime.

Then I smelled it.

The whole time I was probably too engrossed in the conversation to even notice it. Until now. Damn, it just spoiled everything that have been built up since an hour ago. Her unforgiveable breath just confessed she has not touched toothpaste and mouth rinse for 1 week or more. It was horrible. I totally lost all the interest and kept my physical distance from her. I did however keep the conversation going but no more whispering and all that kissing distance shit.

After this incident, I made sure my own breath always stay fresh so as not to tell the other person I was actually a hippopotamus at home.